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Monday, 20 August 2007


okay!! you must be wondering what my old blog was..
well!! I'm gonna put ALL my old posts in here....starting from August!!
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August 04, 2007
one thing that I've learnt about Malaysians are that they are busybodies!! my mom's car got hit ( as you all hopefully know) and I observed some drivers stopping just to look at the accident. LIKE PUH-LEEZE!!! its in the middle of the city and you'll be late for whatever you all are going to do!!

saturday was really a busy day...phew.

first, i had to wake so damn early.I DIDNT HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!!! then i had to go for a seminar abt writing a good story. (it was held by MPH and the speaker was Jim Phoufflysomething...(editor-in-chef of the reader's digest for the asian version)) it was okay...except for a bloddy girl at the back whom i overheard after the sem that she called everyone in the room KIDS!!! the nerve of that girl... i also found out that many people share the same interest with me.ARTEMIS FOWL!! when the dude asked for an example for an anti hero, the first that that came to me was Artemis Fowl. then some people shouted it out. i went like " whoa!!" next thing u know is that people would be saying Kingdom hearts!! then Jim said something about him flipping to the end of the digest when reading first. then he asked who else does that. i raised my hand. so did others. then he said, "most left handers..wait! which of you are left handers?" i raised my hand. so did others. then he said, " which of you are left handers AND flip to the end of the mag when reading it" i raised my hand..ALONE!! then he said" there you go."

haha!! damn good that guy.

cheers!! i bought "The Titan's curse!!" hurray!!

the seminar was at 2 o' clock till 4' o'clock. we came at 1 pm....and left the mall at 10 pm!!!! thats what i call "CRAZY!"

we (family) walked around and did some shopping...and got some lucky scratch cards. so weird!! first, u must scratch 2 matching icons out. THEN only u'll get to have what the prize was!! I (ME) won a room at the first world hotel at genting!!!

too bad i'm not using it...whu wants it? leave a comment with address and name. first come first serve.

my mom almost got a osim Icare...but lost at the matching things..

anyways...i got to go now!! the titan's curse awaits me!!

I HATE CHINESE CLASS!!!

I LOVE UBK!!! oh!! that reminds me. my friends and i were always helping the teacher in the UBK room till we neednt attend class!!


i made a new friend today in the seminar. Julian..his name..

19 years old!? i asked him how old did he think i was. and he said 15/16!!! haha. i told him i was barely 14!! he said i looked older than my brother!! quite true. i was more outspoken that him..and i was almost taller than him!! the people whu attended the seminar was using soooo much slang that i couldnt understand them!!

why does people call me harry potter!?? I HATE YOU HARRY POTTER!! when people call me harry potter. i'll say that i'll turn them into something that everyone called them.

example: this boy in my class has rambutan hair. so everyone calls him rambutan. when he calls me harry potter, i'll say "RAMBUTANZAMUS!!" which i'll say makes him into a rambutan!! lol!!

good to have magic!!

okaay..i reaaaaally got to go.

cya! till next time.

August 04, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


July 31, 2007
wow! i been waiting for interesting thingss to write and there comes along one.

my mom and i were on our way to school and this blur blur, half awake dude in a gen-2 hit our car!! no biggy, rite? he pays, we um...something that rhymes with pays....wdv...accept!

we are SOOOO HAPPY!!

the stinkbomb(rozana) is on Khusus( training or something). we reallly feel bad for the people there...

whatelse...

oh yeah! THANKS JAE SON FOR SENDING ME ALL THOSES SONGS!! no wonder people says he's cute...he HELPED ME!!

my bro's acting sick again...

people out there!! SHOULD I STOP CHINESE CLASS AND MOVE ON!!???

answer here

__ / ___

to lai kok keong:

u're ver bangga that ur UBK's setiausaha?

Dex says i"m the assistant chairman!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

who cares? like we'll even DO anything...

WHILE ALL U 2Ts ARE ROTTING IN THE CLASS, WE'RE ENJOYING OURSELVES IN AN AIRCONDITIONED ROOM!! HOW'DYA LIKE THAT!?

i'm getting eviler and eviler day by dad.

i JUST found out that Mr. Wong's christian name is PAUL!!

lol!! u've gotta be kidding me!!


July 31, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 17, 2007
oops, ignored my blog again.
sorry to all of you young readers who are fascinated with my boring life.
ok, so, my dad went to Vietnam on Monday. he was supposed to go on Sunday but....its a long story.
he's comin back on ...um..lets see....today?
people people!! remember rozana? well, she's officially not so blur anymore. darn...
after a year and a half of pleadings, my mom finally agreed to LET ME GET THE HELL OUT OF CHINESE CLASS!!!hooray!!

http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html

funniest thing in the world. there's two more so u have to find i urself.

brr......it's soo weird in the LRT. all types of people were looking at me.
my two friends went to times square the other day and one of them is really cute!! everyone agrees. so the other friend ( not the cute one) told me that they walked by a group of girls and they (the girls) kept looking at my cute friend.
then more girls passed by and my friend ( not the cute one) overheard one of them saying: that boy very kawaii. LOL!!

to all MBS students: Join (AFAR) now!!

July 17, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 11, 2007
gahh!! stupid nose block!!

okay, I 've neglected this blog for soo long and I've soo much to say!!

1 week and 4 days ago, my bliddy right eye turned very red. now, it is still bliddy red. my freinds wont even make eye contact with me...lol

rozana made her first english sentence!!

it was: Close the windows.

lol

anyways its not counted cuz Dexter said it first and she followed.

rozana is damn violent now!! she slapped Tai Kok Weng and Arthur and kicked a malay boy!! that adds more reason of why I dont like her.

we were sooo SHOCKED!!

many ppl are now using my skill of deceiving rozana!! lol, she's sooo blur! but yesterday, I think her blurness decreased by 15%!!

I'm starting to get worried.

July 11, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 03, 2007
stupid library!!! i went to sch early today to do my nilam and the freakin library said that there's not doing nilam 4 today!!

freakin place!!

so i changed to my pj and jogged around the field. after that, I got lazy and chatted with a friend. he told me all the bad things abt rozana!! (go to the anti rozana group to know what)

YAY!! NO MATHS TUITION!!!(temp)

Justin's coming over!! cuz my aunt was going to singapore and had only 2 more spare tickets. so she took her other 2 *girly girls*. she knew Justin would be angry and asked my mom whether he could stay over...

oh,

FINALLY!!!!! PN CHONG ASKED ME WHETHER I WANNA STOP CHINESE!!oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!!

poor kok keong......I told him that this girl e's been tlking to looked as if she had a moustach!! lol!!! he coudnt see it at first. ( love struck) so he went home to check and found out it was true. so he sent me a comment (view it fast!! he might delete!!) and yesterday night, he sent me a S.O.S msg saying he got mass dfamed or something. wait....

the comment:

Anson
Posted 02/07/2007 06:16
ei john u correct wo . shes look macam got mustache or sumthing . Macam very scary
the S.O.S mgs:

From: Anson
Date: Tuesday, 3 July, 2007 10:49 PM
Subject: OIiii
Message: Damn u la i kena scold . Now i really burden on u becoz i lost my reputation . suda very angry at u la . u send message to her apologize becoz i will regain my reputition . Dun even think i got any intend i suda very shame jor .

If you a friend , help me please . i beg u .


LOL!!! mass defame!!


July 03, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 29, 2007
whew...* D-day has past!!

I've got:-

0 demerits(0 merits too:( )

A for behavior

B for my pidato

A for my oral

lol!!

helmi didnt have anything to say to my mom aboout me.

lol!!

note to self

*do not EVER go to midvalley in the mornings*

wow!! i saw soo many parents today!!

the saddest teacher was Mr Yip. he didnt have any parents to entertain!!

jogaton next sat!! yippy!!

i spent 5 bucks for 5 muffins yesterdy......charity!!

well, got lots to do so..............damn...i wanted to play ps..but granny took the TV...

something interesting happened yesterday...cant remember what...

STM???


June 29, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 28, 2007
if u learn maths (like me), you'll know that (- x -=+), (+ x -=-) etc...

okay! my day was worst(-) and good(+) = my worst good day!!

the most interesting thing was that on Rozana's period, kay keong and I were sitting together. then suddenly, rozana wanted to check our HW(which I didn't do) which she gave us to do yesterday.

neither did kay keong.

so rozana came to our table and demanded to see our hw. I, as a good student of MBS, made use of rozana's blurness. ( as i've perfected it over the past months)

last period, our BI teacher gave us some hw on the board to copy down.

i took out my bi book and pertended to still copy the hw from the board(which wasn't cleaned yet). so rozana came and i told her that i was still copying my BI.

guess what? she left us withot checking us!!

thats not all, halfway thru the class, she took a walk around the class, and came to our tables. she then demanded to check our books. so again I made use of her blurness.

I took out the book alright...but! i fliped the pages too fast for her to see and kept saying : nah, sini, sini dan sini"

lol!!! she bought it!! but kay keong (who haven't mastered the skill) was punished!! lol

i was like, laughing all the way!!

okay okay...i know its bad for me to trick a teacher...but it was my last resort!!

so later, kay keong acted a pua chu kang song, damn funny.

Things That make Rozana blur

1. by flipping to other pages of the book that ur supposed to do, rozana won't bother checking (very handy when in tight hw situations)

2. she has short term memory. she goes to some student so check their hw and later, forgets and goes back to the same students

3. her smell arse is proberly blocking her sense of vision

June 28, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 27, 2007
ryan got 1st!? no way!!!! he was....NEAR LAST LAST TERM!!!

nevertheless....I SHALL PREVAIL!!!

stupid helmi.....ying zhen HELP ME a....dunno how he go and put ppl's kedudukan in the class 1....the ppl who failed something has a lower kedudukan than ppl who pass.....and ppl with no As got a lower kedudukan than ppl with lots of As...

STUPID HELP ME....

my class had to change to a run down 1H class cuz of boon liang...

sebab boon liang injured his leg....sad guy...his leg was swollen!!

lol!! we had a fun time playing with his crutches!! i used it to step on ppl's legs!!

oh!! my class had the "Cleanest Class" trophy for 5 times in a row!!!

but i bet we can't get it now...cuz 1H is the dirtest class in the entire school!! not even if the alam flora or the DBKL comes and clean it....it'll still be as dirty as ever!


June 27, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 25, 2007
i woke up on the wrong side of bed today...yawn..

stupid kay keong!!! as if ur soooooo good!!!

i have short-term memory :X

AHHHHHHHHHRRRHGJFKGHDRFSDRTGORTHGOHORTROHONLSNEFAAAAAAA

H/A IS ON THIS SAT!!!!!!

TERRIBLE HORRIBLE VEGETABLE!!!!

curse be to PN Chong!!

(i'm just writing what comes to my mind)

STUPID ROZANA STINKBOMB!!! GO BOMB IRAQ AND DON'T COME TO SCH!!!

i wrote "Kick Me!!" on kay keong's back yesterday!! lol

and ppl went kicking him.lol....

people that suck this week

1.Kay Keong

2.Ari Saw

3.Rozana

4.Probates

to all probates: don't think that i would sign for u!!! except maybe for Desmond and N J T (maybe)

argh nth else on my mind...except...4...the...stupid....MATH TUITION!!!

June 25, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 22, 2007
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROZANA TOUCHED ME!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm gonna have to take 50 showers and lots of perfume to take this stench off!!)

you see, stupid GuoBin slashed my neck with his stupidly long finger nails...so i told rozana( as she was the only teacher around) no choice leh!!! so she like...ugh...dun want to tell!!! EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!! she......she.......ugh...dun want to remember it....


okay.....ending, guobin was scolded.

ugh....

okay, so this week is the, well, best since...well....never!

so, what happened? okay....last night....after school, i took the LRT to tuition. so, i was a bit late. wdv. so while i was walking, i saw some malays from my school. one of them had a baaaaaaaad reputation. (i was walking behind them, so they didnt know.) i saw one of them..........S.M.O.K.I.N.G...... serious!!

and walked past him a while later and continued on. so today, i went to school and told the disp teacher. job done........except no merits ....boo hoo....

wdv.

ummmm...nth else liao.

June 22, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 31, 2007
wow! i been waiting for interesting thingss to write and there comes along one.

my mom and i were on our way to school and this blur blur, half awake dude in a gen-2 hit our car!! no biggy, rite? he pays, we um...something that rhymes with pays....wdv...accept!

we are SOOOO HAPPY!!

the stinkbomb(rozana) is on Khusus( training or something). we reallly feel bad for the people there...

whatelse...

oh yeah! THANKS JAE SON FOR SENDING ME ALL THOSES SONGS!! no wonder people says he's cute...he HELPED ME!!

my bro's acting sick again...

people out there!! SHOULD I STOP CHINESE CLASS AND MOVE ON!!???

answer here

__ / ___

to lai kok keong:

u're ver bangga that ur UBK's setiausaha?

Dex says i"m the assistant chairman!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

who cares? like we'll even DO anything...

WHILE ALL U 2Ts ARE ROTTING IN THE CLASS, WE'RE ENJOYING OURSELVES IN AN AIRCONDITIONED ROOM!! HOW'DYA LIKE THAT!?

i'm getting eviler and eviler day by dad.

i JUST found out that Mr. Wong's christian name is PAUL!!

lol!! u've gotta be kidding me!!


July 31, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


July 17, 2007
oops, ignored my blog again.
sorry to all of you young readers who are fascinated with my boring life.
ok, so, my dad went to Vietnam on Monday. he was supposed to go on Sunday but....its a long story.
he's comin back on ...um..lets see....today?
people people!! remember rozana? well, she's officially not so blur anymore. darn...
after a year and a half of pleadings, my mom finally agreed to LET ME GET THE HELL OUT OF CHINESE CLASS!!!hooray!!

http://www.ugoplayer.com/animation/thekingdomheartschronicles.html

funniest thing in the world. there's two more so u have to find i urself.

brr......it's soo weird in the LRT. all types of people were looking at me.
my two friends went to times square the other day and one of them is really cute!! everyone agrees. so the other friend ( not the cute one) told me that they walked by a group of girls and they (the girls) kept looking at my cute friend.
then more girls passed by and my friend ( not the cute one) overheard one of them saying: that boy very kawaii. LOL!!

to all MBS students: Join (AFAR) now!!

July 17, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 11, 2007
gahh!! stupid nose block!!

okay, I 've neglected this blog for soo long and I've soo much to say!!

1 week and 4 days ago, my bliddy right eye turned very red. now, it is still bliddy red. my freinds wont even make eye contact with me...lol

rozana made her first english sentence!!

it was: Close the windows.

lol

anyways its not counted cuz Dexter said it first and she followed.

rozana is damn violent now!! she slapped Tai Kok Weng and Arthur and kicked a malay boy!! that adds more reason of why I dont like her.

we were sooo SHOCKED!!

many ppl are now using my skill of deceiving rozana!! lol, she's sooo blur! but yesterday, I think her blurness decreased by 15%!!

I'm starting to get worried.

July 11, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

July 03, 2007
stupid library!!! i went to sch early today to do my nilam and the freakin library said that there's not doing nilam 4 today!!

freakin place!!

so i changed to my pj and jogged around the field. after that, I got lazy and chatted with a friend. he told me all the bad things abt rozana!! (go to the anti rozana group to know what)

YAY!! NO MATHS TUITION!!!(temp)

Justin's coming over!! cuz my aunt was going to singapore and had only 2 more spare tickets. so she took her other 2 *girly girls*. she knew Justin would be angry and asked my mom whether he could stay over...

oh,

FINALLY!!!!! PN CHONG ASKED ME WHETHER I WANNA STOP CHINESE!!oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!!

poor kok keong......I told him that this girl e's been tlking to looked as if she had a moustach!! lol!!! he coudnt see it at first. ( love struck) so he went home to check and found out it was true. so he sent me a comment (view it fast!! he might delete!!) and yesterday night, he sent me a S.O.S msg saying he got mass dfamed or something. wait....

the comment:

Anson
Posted 02/07/2007 06:16
ei john u correct wo . shes look macam got mustache or sumthing . Macam very scary
the S.O.S mgs:

From: Anson
Date: Tuesday, 3 July, 2007 10:49 PM
Subject: OIiii
Message: Damn u la i kena scold . Now i really burden on u becoz i lost my reputation . suda very angry at u la . u send message to her apologize becoz i will regain my reputition . Dun even think i got any intend i suda very shame jor .

If you a friend , help me please . i beg u .


LOL!!! mass defame!!


July 03, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


June 29, 2007
whew...* D-day has past!!

I've got:-

0 demerits(0 merits too:( )

A for behavior

B for my pidato

A for my oral

lol!!

helmi didnt have anything to say to my mom aboout me.

lol!!

note to self

*do not EVER go to midvalley in the mornings*

wow!! i saw soo many parents today!!

the saddest teacher was Mr Yip. he didnt have any parents to entertain!!

jogaton next sat!! yippy!!

i spent 5 bucks for 5 muffins yesterdy......charity!!

well, got lots to do so..............damn...i wanted to play ps..but granny took the TV...

something interesting happened yesterday...cant remember what...

STM???


June 29, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


June 28, 2007
if u learn maths (like me), you'll know that (- x -=+), (+ x -=-) etc...

okay! my day was worst(-) and good(+) = my worst good day!!

the most interesting thing was that on Rozana's period, kay keong and I were sitting together. then suddenly, rozana wanted to check our HW(which I didn't do) which she gave us to do yesterday.

neither did kay keong.

so rozana came to our table and demanded to see our hw. I, as a good student of MBS, made use of rozana's blurness. ( as i've perfected it over the past months)

last period, our BI teacher gave us some hw on the board to copy down.

i took out my bi book and pertended to still copy the hw from the board(which wasn't cleaned yet). so rozana came and i told her that i was still copying my BI.

guess what? she left us withot checking us!!

thats not all, halfway thru the class, she took a walk around the class, and came to our tables. she then demanded to check our books. so again I made use of her blurness.

I took out the book alright...but! i fliped the pages too fast for her to see and kept saying : nah, sini, sini dan sini"

lol!!! she bought it!! but kay keong (who haven't mastered the skill) was punished!! lol

i was like, laughing all the way!!

okay okay...i know its bad for me to trick a teacher...but it was my last resort!!

so later, kay keong acted a pua chu kang song, damn funny.

Things That make Rozana blur

1. by flipping to other pages of the book that ur supposed to do, rozana won't bother checking (very handy when in tight hw situations)

2. she has short term memory. she goes to some student so check their hw and later, forgets and goes back to the same students

3. her smell arse is proberly blocking her sense of vision

June 28, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 27, 2007
ryan got 1st!? no way!!!! he was....NEAR LAST LAST TERM!!!

nevertheless....I SHALL PREVAIL!!!

stupid helmi.....ying zhen HELP ME a....dunno how he go and put ppl's kedudukan in the class 1....the ppl who failed something has a lower kedudukan than ppl who pass.....and ppl with no As got a lower kedudukan than ppl with lots of As...

STUPID HELP ME....

my class had to change to a run down 1H class cuz of boon liang...

sebab boon liang injured his leg....sad guy...his leg was swollen!!

lol!! we had a fun time playing with his crutches!! i used it to step on ppl's legs!!

oh!! my class had the "Cleanest Class" trophy for 5 times in a row!!!

but i bet we can't get it now...cuz 1H is the dirtest class in the entire school!! not even if the alam flora or the DBKL comes and clean it....it'll still be as dirty as ever!


June 27, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 25, 2007
i woke up on the wrong side of bed today...yawn..

stupid kay keong!!! as if ur soooooo good!!!

i have short-term memory :X

AHHHHHHHHHRRRHGJFKGHDRFSDRTGORTHGOHORTROHONLSNEFAAAAAAA

H/A IS ON THIS SAT!!!!!!

TERRIBLE HORRIBLE VEGETABLE!!!!

curse be to PN Chong!!

(i'm just writing what comes to my mind)

STUPID ROZANA STINKBOMB!!! GO BOMB IRAQ AND DON'T COME TO SCH!!!

i wrote "Kick Me!!" on kay keong's back yesterday!! lol

and ppl went kicking him.lol....

people that suck this week

1.Kay Keong

2.Ari Saw

3.Rozana

4.Probates

to all probates: don't think that i would sign for u!!! except maybe for Desmond and N J T (maybe)

argh nth else on my mind...except...4...the...stupid....MATH TUITION!!!

June 25, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 22, 2007
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROZANA TOUCHED ME!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm gonna have to take 50 showers and lots of perfume to take this stench off!!)

you see, stupid GuoBin slashed my neck with his stupidly long finger nails...so i told rozana( as she was the only teacher around) no choice leh!!! so she like...ugh...dun want to tell!!! EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!! she......she.......ugh...dun want to remember it....


okay.....ending, guobin was scolded.

ugh....

okay, so this week is the, well, best since...well....never!

so, what happened? okay....last night....after school, i took the LRT to tuition. so, i was a bit late. wdv. so while i was walking, i saw some malays from my school. one of them had a baaaaaaaad reputation. (i was walking behind them, so they didnt know.) i saw one of them..........S.M.O.K.I.N.G...... serious!!

and walked past him a while later and continued on. so today, i went to school and told the disp teacher. job done........except no merits ....boo hoo....

wdv.

ummmm...nth else liao.

June 22, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 19, 2007
where did I last left off?...okay

so, I have good news and bad news.

Bad News first

acutally, there arent any bad news. only that i CANT TOUCH MY BELOVED COMPUTER!!!(you must be wondering how i wrote this...i snuck out early in the morning.)

Good News then

ummm....i've good a new (computer keyboard and mouse) lol

and ummm......well...i quite happy with this term's results. this is the best since form 1 for my History.(history sux)

oh yeah, my friend (who's a pervet, which DOESNT make a me a pervet) was talking about all types of things (if you catch my drift)

hey! i wasnt talking to him...he just......likes to talk while im doing my hw

so he said something like:"hey john, i had a dream about you.no acutally, i was dreaming and suddenly, i was in JW merriot. and there was a couple. then i looked up and saw a banner stating "John Wong Joon Kit ^^ XXXXX XXX XXX XXX(names changed to avoid some things that i would regert later) "

do u believe that?! he said i was gonna marry XXXXX!! and he said " 95% of my dreams are always correct."

no waaaaay! XXXXX is too lala for me leh.

oh yeah, rozana really stinks. literally. my friend and i were like, making jokes outta her. damn funny.

thank God phoon keat didnt come these 2 days. stupid OKU!! he like, gives all his $ to everyone for no reason.

Sharizan was better today.not that evil.rozana is blur. helmi...well..is catching up!( not so blur as he was last time)

damn, open day coming!!!

what did i miss? oh, my english is teribble nowadays. although i trashed the whole class in eng, but my marks were lower than it was last time. last time: 96% now: 80%

terrible.

stupid!!! where are all my saved things?!?!?!?!?

in case you didnt know....my MP4 kinda disappeared. not lost.

oh, last last night, one boy and 2 girls had a....um..whats that word? darn....well.....something like a forum about me.

the boy weaved up a whole bunch of lies about me. lol

and the same boy.......well, someone took his badge and he got into a fight over a stupid lousy BADGE!! it was fun to watch. the guy who took the badge was pushed by him. then obviously, he pushed him back. the the boy ( not the one who took the badge) gave him his knuckles, on his face!!! the guy fell and his spec flew off. LOL


June 19, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

June 17, 2007
a lot happened on sat. too much to say.so lil time.

okay, so on sat, my school had this carnival thingy for charity.WHATEVER.

anyways, i went there to check it out and was extorted of 150bucks!!

I went to the ghost house there with my friends. NOT SCARY!!

everyone (other ppl) were like, CRYING after they came out.lol. I was smiling all they way. u see, it was very dark. SO DARK, that i couldnt see whether there were any so called ghost around. so wadv. the line was like, soooo long. good thing we came early.

so i went to all the games. got fear factor too leh. 3 rounds, first, they lock u up and but the key*S* into ice water. ur supposed to find the keys and unlock your self in 40 secs. but cuz the ice melted, they only gave me 30. and i cant look where my hand is. wdv, it was quite easy. next was hard. i confess, i didnt make past it. they put eight puzzle cards which spells INTERACT in a bucket of...of....WORMS!!! wdv. not that the worms scared me. i found all the peices. then they said not more than 5 worms were supposed to come out. i let out 6. so i just grabed 1 and put it back in. the spelling the word was the hardest. soo hard leh. they guy said only 2 out of a few dozens made it. u only had 60 seconds. i failed. the third was to eat chili padi (x5) in bread.

good thing i failed the second test.

so we had hit and splash and stuff. paintball too. but my fav was the hit your opponent down thingy. i lost twice in that only. umm....lets see...5/7 i won.lol..

so then i went to KLCC and my dad insisted that i bought a pair of NIKEs. kinda sweet shoes. thanks dad.

so....nothing else happened. the maze, which i also helped make, was a FAILURE!! lol. its too easy...and they used all our school tables. dunno how they are gonna fix it back....

oh yeah. i went back to the ghost house later in the day..in the beginning, it was sooo crowded...then when i went back, it was empty. so i paid the fare and went in. MYSELF. they were suprised and clapped. the shouted,SOLO COMING IN!!! LOL, it didnt scare me,

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June 15, 2007
so much to say leh

where to start??

okay, lets see....hmmmm

k, so school went like norm until one day my mom asked me to take LRT to tuition. I was, well..taken aback! (my mom always fetches me home and everything and never let me take public transport alone,see)

so okay loh, until after school, my dad brought me to buffet instead. I rode the LRT the NEXT day.

ppl who pissed me off this week

1.Sharizan

2.Rozana

3.Taat Kein(dunno how to spell his bloody name)

4.Pauline

5.probates

so whatEVER!!

sch having some kind of lame carnival tomorrow. i have to go la, cuz my brother bought 150 bucks worth of cupons. and he cant use them, cuz he get everything free ( hes the club thats holding this carnival's member)

currently 2 probates are finding me now......cant wait for more!!

what else......oh, bought the Gasby ( wrong spelling i think) moving rubber. useless.....my hairs sooo short.

ow, cramp

foud this poem thingy in a dictonary.

Women are wacky,

Women are vain.

They rather have beauty,

Than have good brains.


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June 12, 2007
Don't ask me why I don't give a title for my posts.

STUPID YOUTUBE!!! I SPENT 5 HOURS UPLOADING A VIDEO AND YOU GO AND MAKE IT DISAPPEAR?!

sorry guys....no vid....

so anyways! starting from this week, it's the probates (prefects) ori!!! My friend (a prefect but not a probate)...wait wait wait!! let me explain:

Form 2 prefects are more berkuasa than form 1 prefects right?

So when they chose probates from the form 1, they have to do what the form 2 says or else "SACK"

So after choosing the probates, they would have their ori (orientation)

To pass their ori, a probate must get all the form 2 prefects signatures.

the fun part?

A form 2 prefect isn't gonna give their signature away just like that. So they put up a challenge.like example: "A prefect asks a probate to buy him lunch, or shake the headmasters hand for no reason. They can even rip the ori paper!!(but not totally rip) XD

A prefect can also give % signs like he signs a ori paper but only gives 50%.(A probate must get 100%)

Anyways, my friend told us (2 other friends) how he was gonna test the probates. first, he signs 50%, then he asks the probate to get our 3 signs!! XD

this is gonna be fun


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June 06, 2007
went 2 Genting!!!

came back with 2 words:

It wasdamnFUN!!!!

Bad things?

itwasalwaysRAINING!!!

Good things?

thefantasticrides!! I'm much braver after that SpaceShot!!!

oh, about it, well it was..well..undescrible!!! pretty much like freefalling!! my dad video taped the whole thing and i was like "iwannaputthatthingonyoutubewhenigethome!!!"

i was soo freaked out when i was up in the sky!! i went like "we'regonnadie!!we'rgonnadie!!! over and over again...

I'll put the url later..

gtg!!

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oh yeah!

I went for a FOOT MASSAGE on the first night!!

kinda lame....whatever

the stupido space ride damn shyok!!

I couldve sworn that my butt was 5CM away from the seat. thank God for that guard thingy or else I'll be free falling.

the pressure was wayyyyyy tooo muchhhh..

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other words

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upload upload upload FASTER!!!!

i'm a busy man ,youtube!!!

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the ride on the cable car was soooo weird(funny)

we were going up to GEnting and suddenly we passed by a c.c filled with sakais.

and they were shouting oaths so terrible that i dont want to mention them.

(hope that their voices are sore)


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June 03, 2007
darn...that last post busted up my profile.....whatever

as u all DON"T know, I'm going to Genting today. so if you ssend me any comments or testimonials, i may NOT reply. i'll MAYBE take some pictures when i get back.

so, have a nice day!!

JWJK/Rexaller

June 03, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


May 31, 2007
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cant get the tune right~!!!!!

"spin round"-no

"SPIN ROUND"-NO!!!!

"spin round"-no!!!!!!!!

arrgg!!!

oh!!what im doing u ask?

getting the right tune for my album

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May 30, 2007
so sleepy....

barely 2.30 and i tired....

anyways,i have nothing else to write...

maybe i'll post my new album...perish the thought!!its too sux

for my ears only...

so lets see...hmmm..what "interesting" thing would i say today?

hmmmm.....

forget it..cant think straight...sooo sleepy....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

May 30, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)
stupid....

today i wanted to try out what happened when i put a mentos and coke together. everyone said it was a blast..

now i haave to take another shower and clean up the mess....

anyways, nothing nice happened today so end of the story.

now i'll start spamming ppl

May 30, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)

May 29, 2007
today was damn fun!!!

i scrumaging through my dad's electronic stuff basket and found an old mike. so my bro say " hey! why not make our own album"

i said " okay, but i dont want u in it"

so he went to watch his "CONAN(sux)"

i was like, screaming my lungs out singing all those songs i had.

it was damn fun!!!

{people, dont try this at home. cuz it hurts your throat}

i think i publish it someday, hmmmm....

though some parts sux, like the mike got too close to the speaker and started screeching...damn loud

it was soooo cool

(did i mention that it was damn fun?)


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May 28, 2007
i musta been very tired today...

woke up at 8am and walked to the living room

and sleep overtook me again XD

found myself conscious at 12pm...lol

im gonna go swimmin and do all those little tasks my mom asked me to do,

the sun is callin me,the waters look inviting

i better go

May 28, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)
so boring today.....woke up and had tuition.....then play for a long time...then played KH 2 again...(didnt remember sephiroth was so hard!!!1 full combo and im dead)....nothing interesting

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May 27, 2007
*yawn~

very tired....slept at 3.30am last night....yawn~

well, must be prepared for the day....

May 27, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)
nothing much happened this week...except...maybe....."NO PARENTS!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

my life is gonna be bliss.....

still.........english tution on monday.....

then...FREE!!!!!

*mylifeissodamnbliss*

im gonna-eat-sleep-play-study

so today i went to bk for din din

with a whole bunch of cms' and JWCK(his initials is almost(almost) same as mine)

so we had a jolly good time of fun in KLCC.

was reading someone's blog and read something that reminded me of one day in pn Chong's class...

everyone was noisy (as usual) so i was quite (quite) quiet most of the time...cuz i forgot to bring my textbook....

anyways,whenever pn chong caught someone doing something wrong, the form 1s last year either kept quiet( not so) and watched or if that unlucky guy was from Davidson, they would shout and keep saying that that guy was from Davidson....preety lame other than the fact that...

*-I was from Davidson-*

so everyone started the routine and mock my school and I

so obvously i was agitated and........

"I BLIDDY SHOUTED BECK AT THEM TO SHUT UP AND *WHO CARES IF IM FROM DAVIDSON!?*"

everyone went like-"ooh this guy is scary, better keep my mouth shut"

the class was silent for a few seconds

"I MADE HISTORY!!!THE FIRST BOY TO MAKE A CLASS(ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS CHINESE CLASS(which it was) KEEP QUIET!!!!"

obvously i got a few praises from other Davidson ppl...

*thinking about the bomb thing makes me laugh*


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May 26, 2007
i went to midvalley the other day

and checked out some games

and found....

KINGDOM HEARTS FINAL MIX +!!!!!

seriously...im suprised by how late i was to buy that game....

3 MONTHS LATE!!!!

anyways...i had to pay that pig 16 bucks for it

JUST BECAUSE ITS TWO DISCS!!!!!

oh yeah, i also met "michelle" (creepy)

i tried to agnore her but she was like staring at me...

then she TOUCHED ME!!!!(@#$%#)

so i turned around with a *wtf who touched me look*

and she asked

-did u just come from school?-

like duh!! i was still in my uniform!!"

so she said if i wanted to tlk more, she would be in starbucks

*like i care*(drink all the caffine u like and explode)

what should i say? (oh, by the way, i got top in science?)

so i bought the game and went home....

and...found out...

THAT THE KH RE:COM WAS TOTALLY IN JAPANESE!!!!* WTF*

didnt understand a bliddy word....

the kh 2 fm+ was much better

sort of...



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May 01, 2007
Im gonna MAKE some resolutions!!!!

try to STOP me people!!!

resolution=

no1. be more active in sports

no2. stop using comp too much ( verrrrrrrry hard leh)

no3. study more

no4. stop reducing people to tears ( hey! not my problem)

no5. be more attentive in pn. lee's class (not going to HAPPEN)

no6. be nicer to people

no7. learn karate ( i wish)

no8. stop tlking too darn much

no9. dont bully the form 1s ( only if i really have to)

no10. watch Artemis Fowl next year

resolutions completed=

none.....what!?

ok so today was just a long boring labour's day

spent 99.9% doing hw and revision

phew~

at least i got a few moments with the comp...for the time being

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AH YEAH!!!! i got a new COUSIN!! 14 years late

today i labour's day...and my aunt was having a labour in the labour room in the hospital

pity her

oh an erm..people?

I'M A GUY

dumbos



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April 06, 2007
incomplete
~One who does not learn from past experiences are destined to repeat it again~

things happen very quickly

sweet moments, tough moments, moments of rejection, moments of love, hate, anger, joy, moments of truth

so here's the thing,

exams come and go

ppl come and go, sometimes they notice you, sometimes they dont

your life comes and go

things that happened:

1) exams

2)exam results

3) insane amounts of homework

4) insane amounts of projects

5)holidays

thats that

oh, and an upside down profile

kinda unique though...



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March 09, 2007
Happy Birthday
happy birthday to .......me!!

11th March ^_^

and the surprising thing is........

no presents!!!!

anyways....on 9 march

my "who viewed me" thingy was 18 ppl

and that was at night...

and now...

10 march

it turned to...

78 views!!

wow!

must be some kind or overnight success or something...


March 09, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)



February 20, 2007
wah lao!! ang pow fiesta!! went to so many visitations!!

dis week timetable:

monday: grandfather's house!!grandmother's sisters house , shopping at the newest and biggest Jusco!!(just 15 mins frm my house!!)

tuesday: uncle mun kean's house!! stay at home...:(

wednesday: church, shopping (the curve,i think), den...i dunno

thursday: dad's friends' house, one night stay at a secret, or NOT so secret, place.

friday: check out of secret place, more visitations and shopping

saturday: visitation...AT MY HOUSE!!, den to uncle hoe kit's house..

see!! my timetable so mah fan!!but i have my mp4 to guide me through endless visitations and boring houses....

happy piggy year!!

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January 31, 2007
1st day of February!!!
February is here!! and on the first day it's a holiday too!!!!

this month reminds me of the time Joseph'family and my family went to Kuala Selangor to watch fireflies!!

nothing pecial went on until the end of the trip.

guess what happened...

goodbyes? no

you know those packets that when you press it hard, it will bulge up and after a while, it will explode!!

anyways, i brought 5 of those packets to the firefly park but didnt ues them until the end of the trip.

i found out that if you put it on the floor and step on it, it takes a longer time to blow up.

so i put the bomb on the floor (near a pond with a turtle in it) and steped on it.

Joseph and I ran for cover.

then this idoitic moron walked over to the pond in a very cool style and looked at the turtle.

the bomb was right next to his feet.

obviously, you all know the ending but I'll tell it to you anyways..

the bomb blew up.

the dude jumped 10 feet high and shouted "OH,EMAK!!!"(oh mother!!!)

the moral of the story....

Acting cool does not bring any good luck to you. In fact, it's the other way around......

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"I did pretty well this time, didnt I?" John said to the director after the director shouted "CUT!!"

"Well, shmell! the next scene could be anytime this month, so PREPARE!!"

"There goes that camera again..."

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January 27, 2007
Newbie!!
ok...testing, testing 123

testing,

good...it works,

Good evening or afternoon or night or morning or whenever time ur reading this. this is the whatever time news.



ok, let me get this straight.

I DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS BLOG SO WHATEVER COMES OUT, JUST BEAR WITH IT><

My name is JoHn WoNg JoOn Kit.got that memorized? (and nope, i didnt add the John myself. its in my IC for goodness sake)

I am 13 years old. form 2 this year. why im thirteen? its simple, really. cuz my brithday is not here yet. simple isnt it?

im currently writing a story. 7500 words liao :) 9thats what microsoft word said.i didnt count it) dont ask me about it. its lame.(to me)

anyways, my lame and idoitic older brother's name is JoEl WoNg. he's the worst brother you can ever ask for. he has a bliddy short fuse but good thing im stronger than him, or else i'll be dead years ago.

what else?

oh yes,

my bestest friend's name is JoSePh WoO cHuEn KiT. i've knowned him since i was one month old.

anyways, he in mutiara international grammer school, and im in crummy old MBS.(methodist boys school)

my dad studied there years ago. then my bro and now me!

back to my best friend.

he's the fastest runner i've ever knowned. proberly becuz he like to run away from reality. he realllllllllyyyy *weak*. everytime i shake hands with him, he falls on the ground holding his hand like he's dying.(no offence)

and*

his birthday is on 3rd of November and mine is on 11th of March so its like 3/11 and 11/3!!!

anyways(wow, i think thats the third time i wrote that)

i have nothing to say now, so

tata!

*background*

"cut!" the director shouted.

"Am i over?" John said

"Yes! now go home and rest. next scene is next month."

"Phew..." John said with a tired voice. "Wait a sec... is that camera still on?"

"W-w-what camera?"


January 27, 2007 | Permalink | Comments (0)


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okaaaaaaay!!I've gotta admit, my old posts were lame and everything. especially the january editon :D

kk, gtg

P.S- the above posts were copywrited by ME!!! those posts were from my friendster blog soo i have all the rights to do what i want with them!!! :D toodles!!


Tuesday, 14 August 2007




darn it....DARN IT!!!!


my parent saw my olde(p) blog...I guess I'll have to use this one...

oh, by the way, my olde(p) blog is in friendster :D

I love my neopet

sooo like, what to say?? ummm..........nothing I guess. I fake banned myself from the computer for a week. :D

I love myself

stupid brother of mine..always get somethings better than I. I think I have measels...I dunno? All these spots have been appearing on my body of God knows how long!


Like, how do you work this uploader??