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Date/Time: 30 April 2008. 11.30 PM

Record breaking.

Today I woke up. Just like that, woke up. And immediately I knew.
I was running late!
AHHH
I ran to the toilet and took a quick shower. (Splash+soap)+brushing of teeth+a bit of wax, done. Then I put on my uni and bag, and went to school. Mam's car, of course. Amazingly, I arrived relatively *early*.
My hair looked...I don't know, abnormal?
I didn't cause much trouble in school, which is also abnormal.
And I didn't eat lunch.
And I'm left home alone now.
And I'm hungry.
And I'm tired.
100% Negative. I'm not all that I said I was.
Oh man, this is getting lame. My amount of things to write is dwindling down to nothing.
I'm gonna make some Maggi Mee.
~* Making some Maggi *~
Ohcrumbs,Isquirtedoilallovertheplace!
Seems that Maggi is out and I'm left with Mamee. Huge difference.
umuhumuhumuhumuh...should be done now, I think?
~* checks *~
Still a bit hard, but it'll suffice.

Spring has ended
Adios
Summer approaches
Hola

Did you know that while I was listening to the radio, this guy called in and the D.J asked him:
"Do you know what special day May the first is?"
"Uhhhh..ummmm...Children's Day?"
HAHAHA, hilarious!
John W.J.K

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Yaay! I finished The Ragwitch and Queste in 2 days!!
So it was raining a bit in the morning, cancelling off my assembly and bringing Moral up front a bit. Sudden squalls just coming and going, just like that!
So the periods came and went till English...ohcrumbs..I totally FORGOT about my dialogue! And the teacher called me and,(regrettably) Jian Ming out first. So I took the effort to drag his table out and 2 chairs, making it look like a parody of a coffee shop, albeit one with water bottles for drinks.
So since I didn't memorize my part, I took the paper out too. Ugh...and I had to make up the introductions too, since it wasn't written in the scrip I MADE. Jian Ming was just a tag-along.
I NEED MORE BOOKS!!! I'd need about 30 books per month to suppress my hunger for reading.
Jeremy stared intently at the black and white chessboard in front of him. Chewing onto his lower lips while his brain was ticking furiously, he thought of all his possible moves, but there were only two and both would endanger his king. Looking around the chessboard frantically, he chewed his non-existent nails, racking his brains nervously for a solution. What he needed most was a miracle! "Oh just shut it, you only have fifteen minutes left!" Jeremy mentally chided himself. then, he lifted his shivering hand that seemed to weigh a ton and...stopped. He noticed that when his hand hovered above a specific one of his two fatal pieces, his opponent's eyes sparkled evilly. Breathing in a deep breath, Jeremy made his move, steering himself for the worst, he delicately picked up his horseman, deliberately tapping the piece on each checkered tile, making an L-shaped twist and...stopped in front of the enemy's king.
Now his OWN one was in trouble. But it was a move his old master had taught him. The same move he had used to defeat Evan Kashoggi in an online tournament several months back, and the same move he's wishing would work now. It was dubbed, "the king's stallion" by his old master, because the main purpose was to use the horseman to draw the attention of the opponent away.
And it worked! Jeremy sensed uncertainty in his opponent. If he ate Jeremy's pawn, which was the only thing blocking him from victory, his king would be in trouble. Of course there was another move but Jeremy continued the second phrase of the move.
"Beat that if you can!" Jeremy taunted.
"Tick tick tick, times a wasting!" He continued.
With that, Jeremy's opponent freaked out. He hurriedly blocked his king and ,to his utter disbelief, Jeremy moved his CASTLE and took his time to knock out the king.
"Check-mate!"
"You didn't say check!" The boy angrily said.
"I did and I have proof!" Jeremy countered and took out a small recorder. Jeremy showed him the time it was taken, which was a minute ago and he promptly pressed "Play"
the word "Check" echoed through the now devoid of players (except for the audience) hall.
"Howwhywhat!?" The boy was flabbergasted!
"I took the liberty to say "check" when you were taking your time contemplating on your move. I even recorded it for you, see, I'm a nice guy after all."
The shaking boy was led out of the hall while Jeremy stood up and triumphantly accepted the trophy amist the cheering crowd.

This is Lene's essay...well, half of it. I finished it for her, I think. It isn't THAT good though. I barely know what I'm writing, I ain't THAT interested in chess. You don't mind me putting it up, right?
Nope, Janice's are much better.
Oh yeah, don't cry over homework Janice!

< Sorry, no song lyric today >
Ahh, anyways, I'm tiring myself with my "ant compared to her whale". And that ant is quite alot!
Turns out that I didn't bet with him last night. And I don't WANNA! Me and my crummy luck. The stupid ball went in and swirled around and flew out, SEVERAL TIMES!!
Dang man!
And my bro didn't have to go for school today!! And he "ohcrumbs!" He PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST!! Not like my dad is gonna lend him his car anyways. And forget about my mam's car.
Speaking of cars, all our past cars have all been Nissan-s. And I guess our future ones too.
So much to say, so little time. I finished my 2 book reviews and in its wake, The Ragwitch too.
And I went home and started Queste. I can probably finish it by tomorrow. And mind you it's TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIISSSS TTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
And I still can't believe my hair passed the hair-check today!! WHOO, GO ME!
My friends are sick in mind and body, as in dirty. Really dirty, they...ugh... but they're filthy rich too!! Not like I care for riches 'cuz mam and dad provided alot(:
I guess I'm lucky, like, how many people have their parents to console when they're sad, eat lunch and dinner with them and share jokes amount each other? I'm guessing only a handful.
John W.J.K

Bat Country
He who makes a beast out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.

I tri-ie-ied to drive all through the night,
The heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

As I-I-I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.

(guitar solo)

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
We look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
Don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

So everything went normal today, went to Great Eastern Mall for lunch and again, I went crazy and bought 2 books. The Ragwitch and Queste. Loving both of them.
WHY DOES HE GET HIS 3RD PHONE WHILE I DON'T EVEN HAVE 1!?
Oh wait, I made a promise to get my H-phone after P.M.R this year, no sooner nor earlier.

Yesterday night was hilarious. My bro and I had this basketball betting game in which we both put up a pillow and the winner gets it.
The rules are:
3 shots each into the rubbish bin.
First one to get 5 in-s win.
And I kept betting and losing, betting and losing until I was left with nothing save my blanket.
Embarrassing, I know.
Then I wanted to sleep up because all my pillows were on his bed but my mam came in and said:
"What are you doing up there?"
"I wanna sleep here tonight."
"Sleep on your own bed."
"But I wanna sleep here tonight!"
"No."
"I lost all my pillows when I bet with Jo."
And she started laughing and laughing.
=.=
Then she still asked me to sleep down so I had to agree. Then my bro spared me 3 of my pillows since I looked so pitiful.

I'm gonna bet again later, wish me luck.
Had dinner at some steak house but I ordered Unagi instead. I LOVE UNAGI!!
I'm dying because of my homework but then I remember Janice's amount of homework and I feel comforted a bit. Hers is like...imagine an ant (my amount) and a whale (hers).
Maybe I'm exaggerating but I think it's around there.
Good luck on your homework Janice!!
You'll need more than luck to finish it.
John W.J.K

In too deep
The faster were falling,
Were stopping and stalling.
Were running in circles again
Just as things were looking up
You said it wasnt good enough.
But still were trying one more time.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far

Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

Seems like each time
Im with you I loose my mind,
Because Im bending over backwards to relate.
Its one thing to complain
But when youre driving me insane
Well then I think its time that we took a break.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far

Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

I cant sit back and wonder why.
It took so long for this to die.
And I hate it when you fake it.
You cant hide it you might as well embrace it.
So believe me its not easy.
It seems that somethings telling me,

Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

Instead of going under again.
Instead of going under.
Instead of going under again.
Instead of going under again.

I'm supposed to have tuition today but I didn't go, wonder why?
Anyways, I'm not THAT interested in going for tuitions.
So we had brunch with dad after a week-long of dadlessness. He said something funny but it slipped my mind.
Then after that...I forgot, was supposed to eat out but had pizza at home instead. The pizza-girl came half an hour late so she gave us a pizza voucher(:
Pizza+lychee juice+soccer show=deliciousity
Mum's nagging (she's always nagging) me to go take a shower before I sleep. It's NOT EVEN 10 YET MAM!! I ALWAYS SLEEP AT 1 AM AND I CAN WAKE UP AT 5!! What's waking up at 8 to me?
NOTHING!
Oh well, better not get her angry.
John W.J.K

Periscope

If I could have a single wish, I'd only wish to never miss it, when you wake up and smile. It makes me
happy when you steal a little kiss before you wake me up to listen to the news for a while and when
you're creeping out of bed I sneak a peek to see just what you were wearing last night or what was
leftover from ripping off our clothes. I check to see that door was closed
as you were turning out the lights

Whoever said romance was over
roll over
so I can show you
don't you want me to be the captain of your submarine
Up Periscope
that's what I say
that's just my way
of saying that I love you (I do)

My life is like a bowl of cherries not so very ordinary overflowing with love, and I could never want
for more unless our two became a four or maybe three if we practice it enough.

Whoever said romance was over
roll over
so I can show you
don't you want me to be the captain of your submarine
Up Periscope
that's what I say
that's just my way
of saying that I love you (I love you)

Now I know that life is hard
I know that love can break your heart
that's just the way that it is
well baby that's a load of smack
don't you know I've got your back
what's important is the way that we live
And like that way you like this song
because it makes you hum along and tap your foot
to the beat
well that's the way you make me feel
when we're doing it for real
I can feel it from my head to my feet

Whoever said romance was over
roll over
so I can give you one more change to believe
and hopefully see that I still want you
don't you want me to be the captain of you submarine
Up periscope
that's what I say
that's just my way of saying that I love you (I love you)

My hand automatically shakes if I start shaking it. And I can't stop it from shaking!! Like I had too much caffeine, which is weird since the last time I drank coffee was months ago.
Anyways, remember I said my school is a cluster school and stuff? My headmaster just can't get over it. He keeps telling us that we should act like cluster students and everything. I'm bored of it.
Anyways, it strikes me funny that he said our toilets are very clean. I can only say this: B.S!
Yeah right, international status school with an equally international status toilet with chocolate icings on the floor.
The art teacher (yes, again) said something spectacular today! Someone was singing "Lonely" in the class then he said: "Don't think I don't know what you're singing!!" Then he sang: "Lonely! I'm so lonely! I'm want to F**K you!"
Big Gasps.
And yes, he really said the F word.
Nothing more to write.
John W.J.K

Anyone wants to see a beeeeeaaauuutttiiiful lady?
Well, just Click here!

OH YEAAAAHH, Did I lie?

S.O.S.
Told you I made dinner plans
You and me and no one else
That don't include your crazy friends
Well I'm done
With awkward situation's empty
conversations

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's true
I gave my all for you
Now my heart's in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get

So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM
Well I'm done with texting
Sorry for the miscommunication

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's true
I gave my all for you
Now my heart's in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get

Next time I see you
I'm giving you a high five
Cuz hugs are overrated just FYI

Oohh This is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's true
I gave my all for you
now my heart's in two
Oohh This is an S.O.S.

Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's you
I gave my all for you
now my heart's in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get

* A.F.A.R^2 *

GO Anti-s!!
I had TRIPLE periods of P.J.K today!! Fun to the max! Anyways, Kang Yao wanted to have this after P.M.R party. And he's inviting certain friends and he expects us to invite more friends. Friends as in friends who are girls. Only girls. --
And he's clearing up his whole house for it!! Gonna have an after P.M.R bash, go rich kids, go rich kids!
My bro is ruthless. He's writing this story and the main girl either dies or gets amnesia. Then he said just now :"Time to kill (girl name)!"
And I saw this really cute tablet mp3. TINY! I had an urge to put it in my mouth but it passed, thankfully. 100 bucks!! I wanted it soo badly but then the stupid salesguy ticked my mum off so she strode off angrily.
Then my mum left me sleeping in the car, WITHOUT the air-con! I woke up sweating and thought I was in an oven!
So how'd you see your B.M.I? B.M.I=Height over weight^2
I don't know my height so I don't know. The teacher said that he was 178cm tall!! And I'm taller than him! That makes me 180? nah..I think he's wrong about his own height.
I'm addicted to kidnap my heart!! Darn you Janice...you forced me to re-like that song!! I have S.T.M.L, a bit I think. Oh well, time to immerse myself in homework):
John W.J.K

7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)
I'm sleeping my way out of this one
With anyone who will lie down
I'll be stuck fixated on one star
When the world is crashing down

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well
Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

The only thing worse than not knowing
Is you thinking that I don't know
I'm having another episode
I just need a stronger dose

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well
Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

Everyday I wonder: "What am I going to write about today?" and some funny, worth mentioning or simply stupid thing happens.
My Biggest Shock of All Time
My English teacher FINALLY gave back part 2 of my Intervention Paper and imagine my surprise when I found out that I got:

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2!!!

2 Marks!!! That is BEYOND crazy!
The paper only had 1 question: Summary.
And right below my summary were these words:"Not following instructions."
Like WHAT!? Not following WHAT instructions!?
I obeyed EVERY single one of them and here is a "Not following instructions" in red!
Instructions:
*Make sure it is NOT more than 60 words including the 10 given words.
*The summary must be written in one (1) paragraph and in continuous writing(not note form)
And the summary was about "The benefits of homework"

And I:
*Made sure that my summary was NOT more than 60 words (56 to be exact) INCLUDING the 10 given words.
*Made sure my summary was written in one (1) paragraph and in continuous writing and NOT in note form.
*Made sure my summary was about "The benefits of homework"

And why did I get 2? Let me tell you why.
Because the oh-so-DUMB teacher said I DIDN'T INCLUDE the FIRST 10 WORDS!
And I got sooo angry, that when she came over to my table and said: "You know why I said you didn't follow instructions?"
And I replied:(raising my voice) "NO teacher, I DON'T understand! Pray tell."
And she said:(A bit angrily) "Because you DIDN'T include the first 10 words!"
And I took out the question paper and my answer paper and practically SHOVED it into her hands.
"Teacher, (showing the question paper) see these 10 words here? And (showing my answer paper) see these 10 words here? Tell me whether these 2 sentences are the same."
All my friends were looking now.
And she took both papers and looked at them, then after a while she looked at me, then looked back at the paper and looked at me again and said (or rather, mumbled): "Let me review..." and walked off awkwardly.
She
Is
The
Epitome
Of
A
Bad
Horrible
Terrible
Vegetable
Teacher.
And guess what? I have NOT the SLIGHTEST IDEA how she marks our papers. A Malay boy wrote 27 words (clearly lacking points) and he got 5 marks! And another Malay boy wrote 68 words (clearly NOT following instructions) and the teacher gave him 6! And 6 is the highest in the class. And as a teacher, you shouldn't show favouritism to those of your own race. It's a fact that these particular 2 doesn't converse in English, not often but rather not at all!
So why out of the blue did he get the highest in the class? I've read his summary and and have to say, others have written far better than him, in terms of points, grammer, and language use.
This soooo reminds me of an incident during primary school. I still laugh over it when it comes to mind.
Mrs Gui or Goey or some name that starts with "G" was (and is still) a fierce teacher. She taught me B.M when I was p2 and my B.M was (and still is) very very VERY bad. And to make matters worse, she loved to pick on me. Needless to say that that was (and still is) the most horrible year in my life. And I sought revenge (naturally). And I got it the next year. My primary school was (and yes, is still) the weirdest one, English lessons started (not anymore) only when you're p3. So surprise surprise! Mrs G taught me English! Plan A of le vengeance had finally begun... [\/]
First, she acted like I was still her forever-poor-in-B.M student, scolding me for every mistake. I didn't G.a.D. I played in her classes, talked alot and did everything a *normal* student should. Till one day, she strode right up to me, with her face INCHES away from mine and said these unforgettable words: "If you don't get an "A" for English this term, you'll have hell to pay."
Naturally, I smiled and evil smile at her.
Term 1 came and went. And that was when SHE faced the biggest embarrassment a teacher could possibly get. I not only got an "A" for her, I topped the whole standard with a 99.1/2% It was supposed to be 100%, but she couldn't come to accept that and said that my "S" looked like a "U" when in actual fact it looked like a "S" in any way you looked at it. But she was adamant in her decision and I blew my chance of getting my first 100%.
In fact, she never gave me 100%s so I had to stick to the good old "A"
Back to my current teacher. She doesn't give marks for grammar, spelling, vocabulary, and so on and so forth. She doesn't even know the meaning of "inconsolable"! When I said inconsolable, she replied :"Like you!" And I looked at her funny and ALMOST wanted to ask her whether she knew what it mean or not. But to protect her failing dignity, I did not. See? I'm kind at heart(:
I DEMAND A REPLACEMENT!!
So after school, I went for Maths tuition and there was this old granny sitting there. The suddenly she started talking to herself. The guy opposite me was silently laughing and I myself couldn't help but laugh along. The nearby dudes were laughing too. She was talking to the air in Hokkien or Teochiew, either 1 until the teacher had to "SHHH" her and still she continued talking. She talked for a good half and hour till the guy opposite me said :"Doesn't she get tired?"
Funny, I know. The teacher said she was saying something about her spectacles being lost or broken.
Did I mention that those 4 kid yesterday were acting really spastic?
John W.J.K
P.S=Right on time before 12!!! MUAHAHAHA*hic

Simple And Clean
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,

Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

-Time Constrained-
Again nothing much happened in school today. Then after school, had a Interact Club meeting. Sort of.
Then after school, I just can't stop laughing.
See, I was waiting for my mum. Just waiting and waiting then suddenly 4 Indian primary school kids came out of nowhere and started singing. Off tuned.
And they sang and sang and drifted to me and suddenly one of them asked for 20 cents. Like they were beggars! Then when I didn't give, they crowded together in a group and talked about something. Then they sang some Indian song while one of them begged for money.
Then they stopped and decided to do some stage show. They were talking in Tamil so what they said sounded like this:
1 kid: "Yandapayalagehsia?"
2 kid: "Paysyandy Hip hop farybranggaraya!"
1 kid: "Kandayamethasaw Hari Guru yinggapalaysia."
3 kid: "Yada yada! Dey! yagapaydeyset!"
4 kid: "Dey dey! Yangapgoapayaheyduy!!"
I have no idea what I'm writing =D
The they started singing and dancing and (Chanting?)
I couldn't help but smile at their childishness. I didn't remember being THIS childish when I was in primary school.
So today Jian Ming suddenly said: " Let me test your English! I'm sure you won't know these words."
Me: "Later, I'm a bit busy right now..."
Him: (Taking out some exam paper) "What is the meaning of emphasize?"
Me: (Without looking up) "Jelaskan..."
Him: "..."
Him: "What is the meaning of brawn?"
Me: "Your dumb muscles."
Him: "YOU'RE CRAZY! MY WHOLE TUITION CLASS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THOSE 2 WORDS MEANT AND HERE YOU ARE GIVING ME THE MEANINGS WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT!!"
Me: "Naturally, your tuition class is full of fools, like you."
(He marches off)
-Shrug-
I managed to get 40 winks after school. zzzZZZzzzZZz I never realized how nice it was to sleep in the afternoons(:
It's raining again(:
John W.J.K

RAMESH!!!!!
Ramesh

I'M QUITTING FRIENDSTER!!!!!!!

Teardrops On My Guitar

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

[Chorus:]

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause

[Repeat Chorus]

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

ROLLER BLADIN!
Sabar bang/dik/kak, I'll tell you about it later. Don't you go anywhere mite!
So, I was LATE for school today. I COULD'VE been right on time but I didn't run. Stupid me.
Then blah blah blah, whole class got scolded for not doing our dialogue, who cares?
Then civic! The teacher went to my 2 friends who were playing in her class and said:"What are you 2 doing?"
Friends:"Nothing(:"
Teacher:" I heard from others that you 2 are homo, is that true?"
Funny(:
Then moral class, RAMESH! Love your jokes man! But dang, I forgot):
Then this guy gave a nice oral speech about "Love" whoo!
Nobody clapped when he started then the whole school clapped when he finished. So nice! He went:"Let me give you an example of love; DIVAN!!! (or somebody else) I LOVE YOU MAN! (pause) as a friend(: Don't get any ideas, let me finish my sentence first!"
Then ROLLER BLADING!!
Though I must admit that it hurt a whole lot. The last time I skated (roller) was...I don't know, years and years ago? I can't believe how easily I remembered how to skate. I think it's due to my basic ice skating abilities, though I fell thrice, all 3 times was when I got hit by someone(:
Skating in the land of lalas was a... horrendous experience! They crashed into me again and again, like they wanted deliberately make me fall. They succeeded only twice. The third time was when a whole gang of girls made a long chain and crashed into me. Darn...
Then I managed to learn some new tricks but still I'm quite slow. And I just CAN'T brake! The brake was on the right leg and I'm left legged. So I couldn't use it. I DID try though. Almost fell.
The skin on both my legs are...dead. I examined them, seems like the skin didn't tear but just had a bubble. IT HURTS!!
Then the sprain on my whole right leg. HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE! VEGETABLE!
And I think I'm coming down with fever. No surprise there given to the fact that I DRANK 1 regular Ribina and a large Sprite. Was FREEZING after that, brr...
What else? The pipe BURST when I got home! Wet my granny, mummy and bro. At least I was smart enough to not go near it.
Ow my leg:(
John W.J.K

Dirty Little Secret
Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you`ll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Who has to know

When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you

Tell me all that you've thrown away
find out games you don't wanna play
you are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And now I try to lie
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret


Who has to know?
Who has to know?


Brotherly love eludes me for some reason. I just can't see eye to eye on certain matters with my !@@##@$ brother...
I hate him, what's a fact I'm unashamed to say. You can scold me for writing that or anything but even if my hands delete it, my heart stands unchanged.
Okay, back to happier topics(:
Dad made a funny joke again today!
WARNING!
If you have a phobia for sick, grotesque words, please avoid reading the following conversation.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
My mum was passing him a piece of tissue and my bro suddenly said :" Dad, you better not use that! Mum wipes her mouth with it and folds it in half and lets us use it!"
The my dad replied:" That's nothing, in my time, we used the tissue that we used to wipe our bum with and used it to clean our teeth!"
EWWWW
Then he continued:" Then to save water, we couldn't drink pee, so we used it to gargle our mouth!" Then he made a imitation of gargling and ended it with a huge "PUI!"
EWWWW
He didn't stop there! He said:" And we dug our noses and the "stuff" we found was put in a bottle and that's our breakfast!"
EWWWW
Thankfully he stopped there(:
Pretty hilarious though(:
Other than that, nothing much happened(:
John W.J.K

Somehow
She stares at the moon
Her ribbons out of tune
Memories of the past
At the bottom of her glass
And resting on her cheek
The imprint of his ring
A symbol of the weak
Commissioned by the king
Did he tie you down?
Did you make a sound?

[ Chorus ]
She falls to her knees
Screaming God please
Make something of me
Cause I never wanted
anything like what I
wanna be right now
An angel again
An angel again somehow

She remembers his old boots
And the shotgun that he shoots
And all she could take
Lies at the bottom of a lake
So lift your cig and drag
As you figure out a plan
To hide it all away
How could she ever love this man
Did you weigh him down?
Did he make a sound?

[ Chorus ]

And when you carry weight
in your life (life)
And all the plans you make
in your life (life)
The original decision was right

[ Chorus ]

Did he tie you down?
Did you make a sound?
Did he weigh you down?
Did he make a sound?

Saturdays are all the same: Wake up late, take a piss, brush your teeth, eat lunch, shower/go swimming, rot at home/shopping, late night movie, sleep early.

Today wasn't an exception EXCEPT that I went for a dinner. My uncle is going to VEGAS next Tuesday for years and years and years so it was like a small farewell dinner.
I envy him :S
And I dressed so nicely EMO too! (Long white sleeveless + black shirt + emo attitude)
Maybe next time I'll try punk:)
John W.J.K
P.s= Dad's going for a WORLD TRIP next month for a month:( Then right after that, my house is going for a renovation.(bye tiles! hello wooden floor boards!)
I think the computer won't be assessable and I don't know WHERE I'm gonna stay:S
I hope it's some fancy hotel:)

Chapter Four
() = Background Vocals

(give me your hand,
blood is spilt and man will follow
infernal man, punishment too great to bear)
Conceived and born was one of light
Rain and dark, the other born black night.

Raise your head and taste the courage
(the one of light)
Fall from grace, unholy night
I've come here to kill you,
won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance,
I closed my brothers eyes tonight...

(give me your hand,
blood is spilt and man will follow
infernal man, punishment too great to bear)
Conceived and born was one of light
Rain and dark, the other born black night.

Raise your head and taste the courage
(the one of light)
Fall from grace, unholy night
I've come here to kill you,
won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance,
I closed my brothers eyes tonight...

Its cold tonight as the clouds turn grey
and from my hands to my brothers grave
You took his side, you took his gift,
feel the power of a fallen man, crestfallen man...

Far away in this land I must go,
out of the sight of the One.
A punishment sent from his hands
a hardship that no one should know
Now go out of the site of the One,
away in this land you must go.

Where has he gone? What have you done?

A voice commands from high above this earth.
From the soil his blood cries out to me,
Murder, liar, vengeance, deceit.

Far away in this land I must go,
out of the sight of the One.
A punishment sent from his hands
a hardship that no one should know
Now go out of the site of the One,
away in this land you must go.

I forgot to bring my K.H (Kemahiran Hidup=Home Econs?) project but thankfully I was in good books with the teacher. Still, it was a frightening experience. She (the teacher) sent 2 students to the headmaster's office for not bringing their projects. I wondered why I wasn't included...
Art was sooooo x18374563 fun! The teacher took my friend's painting and said :" What is this? The sides are all fluffy like fur! What do you think you are? The king of fur??"
Hilarious.
Then he complained about an incident to us: He had a massive stomach-ache and had to rush into the toilet. When he opened the first cubicle, he groaned and rushed to the second, seeing the same thing there too! The rushed to the third, fourth, fifth cubicle and he saw the same thing(s)! Then, he promptly walked out of the toilet, stomach-ache forgotten. Then he said:" That room was filled with wonderful sights and smells that it should be called "The Perfumed Room"! You students are so good in making cakes! Even the icings are on the floor! You all should open a bakery!"
Hilarious!
John W.J.K

All About You
It's all about you (it's about you)
It's all about you baby (it's all about)
It's all about you (it's about you)
It's all about you

Verse 1:
Yesterday you asked me something I thought you knew
So I told you with a smile, it's all about you
Then you whispered in my ear and you told me too
Said you'd make my life worthwhile, it's all about you

Chorus:
And I would answer all your wishes
If you ask me to
But if you deny me one of your kisses
Don't know what I'd do
So hold me close and say three words like you used to do
Dancing on the kitchen tiles, it's all about you, yeah!

(Guitar solo)

Chorus 2:
And I would answer all your wishes
If you ask me to
But if you deny me one of your kisses
Don't know what I'd do
So hold me close and say three words like you used to do
Dancing on the kitchen tiles
Yes you make my life worthwhile
So I told you with a smile
It's all about you

It's all about you (it's about you)
It's all about you baby (it's all about)
It's all about you (it's about you)
It's all about you baby (it's all about)

Whats so great shuffling? Everyone seems to like it so much... :S
Everyday it's shuffle shuffle shuffle. Even the retarded guys try to shuffle. (in their own retarded ways and they THINK it's correct and THINK that they're better than the pros. Totally retarded!)
Demons
That's what the art teacher calls us. ( and every other class in particular)
Sai Men even drew a logo for the teacher proudly stating : "Demon Cellphones!"
The teacher whacked him up soundly for that:)
Rain...I love the rain!
Only at night, of course. It makes me sleep better with the occasional sound of thunder and the random flashes of lightning.
Sigh...I have to pass up my history project (part 3) tomorrow...
It's split into 3 parts. And totaled up, it's 50% of my PMR:(
Sigh..better start on it now...and get some grub while I'm at it:)
I wish I can go ice skating again:)
John W.J.K

In The Shadows
No sleep
No sleep until I am done with finding the answer
Won't stop
Won't stop before I find a cure for this cancer
Sometimes
I feel I going down and so disconnected
Somehow
I know that I am haunted to be wanted

I've been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows all my time
I've been searching
I've been living
For tomorrows all my life

In the shadows

In the shadows

They say
That i must learn to kill before i can feel safe
But I
I rather kill myself then turn into their slave
Sometimes
I feel that I should go and play with the thunder
Somehow
I just don't wanna stay and wait for a wonder

I've been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows all my time
I've been searching
I've been living
For tomorrows all my life

Lately I been walking walking in circles, watching waiting for something
Feel me touch me heal me, come take me higher

I've been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows all my time
I've been searching
I've been living
For tomorrows all my life
I've been watching
I've been waiting
I've been searching
I've been living for tomorrows

In the shadows

In the shadows
I've been waiting

The first half of the day was relatively boring. Chapel and all the other periods went on like normal. Went crazy and finished 5 books in 2 days!
Then after school...I got so tired that..I fell asleep...zzzZZZZzzZZZ
And woke up in....
SUNWAY PYRAMID!!
And suddenly, as if I was in a dream, my mum asked me to go ICE SKATING!!
But first! Lunch!
Sakae Sushi!!!
I just luuurrrvvvveeee Unagi (river eel)!!!
Anyways, I can't believe I forgot how to ice skate! After a few minutes, I managed to rediscover the lost art of ICE SKATING!
Very delightful after that, though it I ended up being sweaty and stuff.
They(workers) saw my school shoes and asked me whether I was playing truant! The nerve of them...
Blah blah blah, skated till 5 and I DIDN'T FALL!!! WHOO!!!
Though I usually skate for 3 hours minimum...
Maybe going for ROLLER SKATING/BLADING tomorrow!!
Maybe...
With a whole bunch of LALAs...
sigh..bunch of lalas who don't know how to skate...WORSE!!
John W.J.K

Swing Swing
Days swiftly come and go
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall

Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

Dreams cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old
They bend, they fold
And so do I to a new love

Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

Bury me
(You thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(Away, away, away)

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

I was sittin on the terrace waiting for school to start when all of a sudden, my left hand chanced upon some MYSTERY GOO.
Mysteriously...icky
Anyways,being a good student of M.B.S, I promptly wiped it on some random guy's back (fake backslap) and went to the toilet to wash off the excess.
The results were fantastic! The guy was actually Benjamin Ho!! (certified school and class retard *seriously retard, no joke*) and he was lining infront of me so I could see my handiwork(:
Wicked!
I kept emitting muffled laughs while singing Negaraku.(National song)
Then in class, the monitor said:" What's that on you back!? Looks like s**t! Go wash it off NOW!"
Then in class, we called him the "Back-s**t Boy" Suiting, is it not? Plenty of laughs there and yes, I'm a bully.
The rest of the day was boring and normal, or normal and boring, vice versa. (or versa vice)
Oh what the heck, I'm bored beyond belief.

John W.J.K

Oh yeah! Totally forgot something!!



Whoo!! Some doc wants a catchy name!!
Thanks Chun Hong!

Famous Last Words
Now I know,
That I can't make you stay.
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your,

And I know.
There's nothing I can say.
To change that part.
To change that part.
To change.

So many,
Bright lights they cast a shadow,
But can I speak?
Well is it hard understanding,
I'm incomplete?
A life that's so demanding,
I get so weak.
A love that's so demanding,
I can't speak.

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Tell me if you stay I'll be forgiven,
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.

Can you see?
My eyes are shining bright,
'Cause I'm out here, on the other side,
Of a jet black hotel mirror,
And I'm so weak.
Is it hard understanding?
I'm incomplete.
A love that's so demanding,
I get weak.

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Tell me if you stay I'll be forgiven,
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Tell me if you stay I'll be forgiven,


Nothing you can say can stop me going home.


These bright lights have always blinded me.
These bright lights have always blinded me.

I say.

I see you lying next to me,
With words I thought I'd never speak,
Awake, and unafraid.
Asleep, or dead.

'Cause I see you lying next to me,
With words I thought I'd never speak,
Awake, and unafraid.
Asleep, or dead.

'Cause I see you lying next to me,
With words I thought I'd never speak,
Awake, and unafraid.
Asleep, or dead.

'Cause I see you lying next to me,
With words I thought I'd never speak,
Awake, and unafraid.

Asleep, or dead...

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Tell me if you stay I'll be forgiven,
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven,
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.

I am not afraid to keep on living,
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven,
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.

Ow! My toe...
We had some science and maths week opening ceremony today. Hilarious!
These 2 prefect dudes were supposedly supposed to be Sir Issac Newton and Albeit Einstein brought back from the grave, which totally defeats the meaning of SCIENCE and maths week.
And my..did they shame the good name of Science and Maths. First, they made Issac look like a fool. Tossing an apple to punctuate his every sentence. (and he pauses to do that) For example:
Fake guy:" Here we are, -toss- I am -toss- Issac Newton. Called from -toss- the grave..."
Blah blah blah.
Next, Einstein was a total retard! Okay, so what the real deal couldn't read or write when he was 6? Ugh..I don't want to talk about it.
Next, first period:" I did the FIRST(and last) embarrassing and stupid thing of the day: I pulled the shutter down. It WAS supposed to be pulled down, except I did it the wrong way. I totally destroyed the thing. They had to spend an hour or so to fix it. And I got a hella' scolding for that. And a stubbed toe too! T~T
Then yap yap yap, went to MidValley and bought the whole "Keys to the Kingdom" set!!!
whoo!! Late night reading for meeee!!!
John W.J.K

Okay, I have something to FINALLY write about now!!
but first...

"Believe Me"

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

I don't want to be the one to blame
You like fun and games
Keep playing em
I'm just saying
Think back then
We was like one and the same
On the right track
But I was on the wrong train
Just like that
Now you've got a face to pain
And the devil's got a fresh new place to play
In your brain like a maze you can never escape the rain
Every damn day is the same shade of grey

Hey
I used have a little bit of a plan
Used to
Have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right out of my hands
Now I don't really even know who I am
Yo, what do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen with me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

Back then, I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But you proved to me unintentionally
That you would self-destruct eventually
Now I'm thinking like the mistake I made doesn't hurt
But it's not gonna work
Cause it's really much worse than I thought
I wished you were something that you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I got

You turned your back
And walked away in shame
All you got is a memory of pain
Nothing makes sense so you stare at the ground
I hear your voice in my head when no one else is around
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
What ever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen with me

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

[bridge]

[chorus]
I guess
That this is where we've come to
If you don't want to
Then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now believe me

Do what i have to do
You're on your own now believe me

What ever happens to you
You're on your own now believe me

What do I have to say
You're on your own now believe me

It's not gonna happen with me
You're on your own now believe me

Okay, so we( dad, bro and I) were watching this jap show called "The Gift". We watched till the guy was playing "Moonlight Sonata". So while he played, all kinds of miracles happened.
So my dad said :"Hey, what's this piece called?"
Both of us:"Moonlight Sonata"
Dad:" Quick, go learn it! It'll make the sun rise and moon become round and all those!"
Laughter
Dad imitates the laughter
Dad:"I've born out 2 goofys..."
More laughter
Bro:"I can play "The Swan" and that song is supposed to raise the dead!"
Dad:" Serious? I bet, with your horrible playing, that you raised up some corpses to die again"
Much more laughter
Dad, again, imitates it
The show shoots a scene which the girl reincarnates
Dad:"No way! (except he didn't say "way") Quick! Go learn this piece!"
Laughter then ends
Wow...this can be some play or something.
Today was superbly embarrassing...my leather shoes were getting polished and a few more stuff so the wait was like, 1 hour+!!
And since it was at Bangsar shopping centre, my dad said that he would collect it AFTER lunch! So embarrassing, I had to wear slippers!! Everything so nice and tidy until the sho- um..slippers.
John W.J.K

"It Ends Tonight"
Your subtleties
They strangle me
I can't explain myself at all.
And all the wants
And all the needs
All I don't want to need at all.

The walls start breathing
My mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted
On this evening
I give the final blow.

When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight
It ends tonight.

A falling star
Least I fall alone.
I can't explain what you can't explain.
You're finding things that you didn't know
I look at you with such disdain

The walls start breathing
My mind's unweaving
Maybe it's best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted
On this evening
I give the final blow.

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

Now I'm on my own side
It's better than being on your side
It's my fault when you're blind
It's better that I see it through your eyes

All these thoughts locked inside
Now you're the first to know

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends

When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight won't make this right
It's too late to fight
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.

Tonight
Insight
When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight.

Look what I've found!!
Today was TOTAL horror! T-O-T-A-L horror.
And I wore a SILVER tie not a BLACK one as stated by Janice.
First thing: My friend TRICKED me into wearing formal. Everyone was wearing a mix of formal and casual while I, was pure black. *minus the silver tie*
Second thing: My eardrums nearly burst because I was sitting in front and they were blasting us harder than my blasting list.
Third thing: There is no third thing.
They were doing all those sexy dances on stage and I almost puked.
Seductive!
Just between you and me, during the ending of the beginning dance, *just a figment of my imagination probably* I thought I saw one of the 4 girls out of the 4 on stage look at me while stretching her hand out..towards me! *the stretching hands part was part of the show*
DON'T BE GETTING ANY IDEAS!
I can't believe I forgot I saved that in a draft!!
Oh well, it is finally able to be published.
*
Badminton was fun! sort of..
I had to take off my shoes because they were more of a bother than a help. Playing with only my socks on was fun!! More...flexible?
Anyways my badminton skills suck...sucks enough to LOSE to a small kid...
So after that, I went down for luncheon! Literally down because the court is right on top of a mall!
So went home after that and rotted around in Maple, an hour or so and then..
I WENT TO THE PC FAIR @ KLCC CONVENTION CENTRE!
I wanted to buy a new MP4 since mine is abit spoilt. My bro just SAID he wanted a pendrive and my dad just bought it for him ON THE SPOT!
He went :"How much for that 4GB?"
Sales guy:"RM(CENSORED)
Dad:"Here"
NOT FAIR!!
We saw some awesome microcomputers!!Impossibly small!
And the sales dudes and dudettes there were handing out flyers with smiles pasted on their faces. Irresistible, which ended me up with a stack of flyers. I saw this guy THROW a whole stack of them into the recycle bin right outside! At least he was thinking of conserving nature(:
After that, we came home to see this:

Some guy got vaporized while going to the toilet.
Anyways,I found THIS!

Birthday cake forever!!
John W.J.K

Thanks to that funny audio Janice sent! Made me remember something that happened on the first period today!!
Though only in pieces, I forgot quite alot...
A boy in class didn't bring his notebook and the teacher was angry.
He said:"If you didn't bring your book at least take out a piece of shit!" (yes, he said "shit")
Then the whole class was laughing and he said:"What!? I'm correct right!? Take out a piece of sheet!"
Hilarious, thanks Janice for sending a strong enough stimuli to stimulate my mind into remembering that detail.

Thanks For The Memories
[Intro]
I'm gonna make you bend and break,
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll!
In case God doesn't show...
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)

[Verse 1]
And I want these words to make things right,
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life,
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got,
Better put your fingers back to the keys!

[Chorus]
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you only sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time,
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!

[Verse 2]
Been looking forward to the future,
When my eyesight is going bad,
And this crystal ball.
It's always cloudy except for, (Except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past),
One night stand... (one night stand off),

[Chorus]
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you only sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time,
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!

[Middle-eight]
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

[Chorus]
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you but sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time,
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"!

[Chorus]
One night and one more time (One more night, one more time),
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great;
"He tastes like you but sweeter"!
One night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time),
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories;
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!

I JUST heard that during the C.B.D (Combined Boards Day), the prefect probates wore BRAS and had BOOBS!!
The librarians did a little play but I don't know what. My informer ~whom I at first did NOT want to state the name but since he asked me to~ Terence Ho, did not utter another word of important information after I THINK I offended him by saying ( or more understandably, "typing") an English idiom that I THINK he did not understand and got extremely jealous and ceased his wealth of information to me. ~This is all presumption, mind you~ ~and a joke~
Hahaha, I'm laughing hard.
Terence, that was a joke, don't get me wrong, I'm just trying to enlighten the atmosphere in this blog.
Okay! I really got hit today, finally! I thought the time will never come to pass.
And I was hit by Jian Ming, after a few minutes of flowery language, a few seconds of dialected oaths and a few milliseconds of cuss.
For the dense readers, they all mean the same thing.
And they're all F-O-U-L
He actually punched me on the nose. But his pudgy hands did little harm. On the other hand, I backfisted his nose in return. His nose was RED and he was shedding tears!
Okay, enough of the chatter. BADMINTON TOMORROW!!!! WHOO!!
My ass brother bought a new racket which costs 50 bucks!!
And his old one was perfectly FINE! ~much better than the new, if I may say so myself)
John W.J.K

Kidnap My Heart
Hey girl, whats your name
I think I caught you looking my way
Do you wanna know how to get me on to your own
Weekends work the best
I'll pick the place you do the rest
Hey now don't be shy
but you got to keep me in line
Love at first sight never thought it could happen to me
but you made me believe

Kidnap my heart
take me with you
Kidnap my heart
make my dreams come true
Take me away cause falling in love
Is very far,
not far from the start
Kidnap my heart.

Can you get me up
more fun that i can ever dream of
Could you tie me down
Can you keep me hanging around
I don't wanna be
into keep you company
Put your hands in mine
got to hold on top of the ride
Love at first sight never thought it could happen to me
but you made me believe

Kidnap my heart
take me with you
Kidnap my heart
make my dreams come true
Take me away cause falling in love
Is very far,
not far from the start
Kidnap my heart.

You've got to hold me tighter
Cause I'm a real fighter
Don't tear us apart
Love at first sight never thought it could happen to me
but you made me believe

Kidnap my heart
take me with you
Kidnap my heart
make my dreams come true
Take me away cause falling in love
Is very far,
not far from the start
Kidnap my heart.

Kidnap my heart
Kidnap my heart....

I almost thought that I was going to get beaten up for posting that post yesterday...
Still, what's a reporter without risks?
The only happy thing that happened to me is that I scored 2 goals!!
One was a pure chicken goal (slang for assist, I think?) and the other was sort of a penalty (not quite)
I had NO idea the ball was just behind me when I saw my friend's face. I turned around and voila! the ball. I dribbled an arc and kicked, goal. Then the second was when again, the ball rolled to me and I stopped it with my leg. I was like :"wha?" and everyone wasn't moving. Something like a penalty. (sort of!) I kicked ( or lobbed, whichever) and it flew an arc (again) not a curve! It went upwards and down, an arc. I was like :" oh no..no.no..yes yes yes! goal!!"
Flew right in it did!
You guys must be thinking this isn't worth mentioning, but in actual fact, scoring a goal to me is a moment to be proud of(:
A few minutes later, a whole bunch of primary school kids walked in the field. I could've scored another if it wasn't for those kids... annoying little buggers...
Anyways, today was quite enjoyable except for an um...embarrassing moment that is not worth mentioning.

May is coming soon...spring is ending fast.
John W.J.K

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams / Wonderwall (Ft. Oasis and Aerosmith)
Wonderwall Of Broken Dreams
[Original]
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

[Chorus 1:Greenday(Band)]
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

[Travis]
Every day I wake up and it's Sunday
Whatever's in my head won't go away
The radio is playing all the usual
And what's a Wonderwall anyway *

[Oasis(Band)]
Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is
out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now...

[Original]
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
Read between the lines
What's ****ed up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

[Chorus 2: Oasis(Band)]
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

[Hook]
[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[Oasis(Band)]
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

[Original]
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

[Chorus 1:Greenday (Oasis)]
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me saves me)
'Til then I walk alone

[Eminem]**[Aerosmith]**REMIX
Sing with me; sing for the year (Sing it!)
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...

I've chosen this song because...well, the very person I'm about to offend today is the person who enjoys listening to this song...
Wong Jian Ming!
Finally, a great embarrassment laid bare for all to see! (again, literally and figuratively)
I shall start from the beginning of the day:
I was ALMOST late for school, (almost, not quite) and I didn't bring anything save a bag, pencil box, notebook(1), The DaVinci Code, 2 nilam books and later, my English workbook.
I brought so few stuff all on a theory: that is, that no more than 2 teachers would really come into the class. (normal teachers, not relief ones)
And the 2 teachers are: My English teacher and Computer teacher
And yes, I hit the nail on the head, err, bending it a little bit due to the fact that my English teacher didn't come and instead, my Malay teacher came.
Minor blip, not to be missed.
And we had the honour of having the HEADMASTER to relief us! ~whoo! go us!~
We were so frightened and silent during the first 2 periods but on the 3rd, we boys, cocky by nature, started talking, whispers at first, then louder and louder till the headmaster stood up and said " Why do I hear talking?? You all are girls isit? Chattering so much as if we're in a market!"
~shrug~ who said the headmaster's English must be good?
The climax came on the last 2 periods.
While waiting for the relief period, a few boys (not I) decided to indulge in an act they call "Gangbang"
Though this name is most wrongly used, as their version of a gangbang can range from 1v1 or Xv1 (X as in any number)
So, today's victim: yes everyone! Wong Jian Ming!
And the "gangbangers":
1. Jonathan Wu
2. Arthur Lee
3. Koh Wee Jian
4. Tong Juns
(correct me if I missed anymore)
Obviously this isn't acceptable in a classroom! So with a flick of my fingers, I summoned one of the 3 discipline teachers to the scene!
And Jian Ming was half-raped by then.
He and Arthur ran out of the classroom...and was seen by the discipline teacher!
He came in the class, ordered both of them to stand in front of the class, and ordered them to tell him who else was involved. (names stated above)
And after writing their names in a book,(don't ask me what book, I don't know) one by one, they put their hands on the teacher's table, and with a mighty swing of the cane, they got whipped on the ass!! Muahaha!!!!
Wicked Good Scene!
First was Jonathan Wu, then Tong Juns, then Wee Jian , then Arthur.
As for Jian Ming, he tried to negotiate with the teacher saying he was innocent but with his meager vocabulary, the teacher didn't buy it.
Then, (before whacking Jian Ming) the teacher said some famous words :"What were you all doing??"
Jian Ming:" It wasn't my fault! One whole gang came after me and raped me!"
Teacher: " Wahh, this class has a gang!? What's the gang's name?"
Class (loud whispers accompanied by sniggers):" Gangbang!"
Teacher:"This class full of homosexuals isit?" (looking at Jian Ming)
ME (yes, ME!):" No! Only him!" (pointing at Jian Ming)
The class laughs and Jian Ming looked really embarrassed.
Teacher:"Huh!? He's the only gay!?"
No one objected
Teacher:"Bend down."
WHACK!
Jian Ming grabbed his butt and silently walked off while the whole class laughed.

Other than that, nothing interesting happened.
xD

John W.J.K

The River
(feat. M Shadows & Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold)
As I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of LA
The footsteps that were next to me
Have gone their separate ways
I've seen enough now
To know that beautiful things
Don't always stay that way
I've done enough now
To know this beautiful place
Isn't everything they say

I heard that evil comes disguised
Like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city with the sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

[Avenged Sevenfold]
You're from a small town
You're gonna grow up fast
Underneath these lights
Down in Hollywood
On the boulevard
The dead come back to life

To the praying Mother
And the worried Father
Let your children go
If they come back
They'll come home stronger
And if they don't
You'll know

They think that evil comes disguised
Like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city with the sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

Baptized in the river (on my own)
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered (on my own, on my own)

Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered

I confess I'm a sinner
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered

Normal boring day lagging teachers, AGAIN!
I was chasing Chun Hong around the class when he grabbed my bag.
Naturally, I grabbed his but he made a desperate lunge for it and threw my bag at me, cutting my right cheek, as well as dropping all its contents on the floor.
Partially angered, I did a 360 degree turn and flung his bag...across the classroom!
Good shot daddyo!
For some reason, my eye(right) suddenly gave me horrible pains last night when I laid myself down to sleep. And this morning, it was drooping and RED!!Like : O.o (one small one big)
My one of my shirt buttons popped right out of my shirt when I flexed my body, talk about S-size!
Sigh...I wanna join the 3O vs 3H soccer challenge this Friday!!! But my tuition....

Once upon a Spring night,
A purple hue glowed in the moonlight.
Thus was the first Spring Dusk...

But Dawn came fast,
Spreading memories from a ancient past.
Mornings' come in splendor, at last...

And that half hour before it ended, came Tierce,
Piercing through the sky, making it well acclaimed,
Even for just that half hour...

Soon came Noon,
It's heated sun swinging in great boons.
An obelisk as such that resembles the moon...

And thus, Dusk returned,
Along much darkness, much coolness,
The air , oh so crisp!
And so, twas once upon a Spring night...

John W.J.K

Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone stands
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
[x3]

(Move along)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along

Frigging bro wet my bag...all my stuff are RUINED!!!
oh well, shouldn't cry over spilt milk.

2 Hours of free periods today including geography, maths and moral. M.B.S!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Just to summarize what happened today:
1st period->asslembly for like, OVER the normal time?
2nd and 3rd period->English, which the teacher used to finish up the last few people who haven't finish their oral yet.
4th and 5th-> Maths, the teacher didn't appear so everyone went to take a class photo(:
6th->Geography->The teacher didn't appear too, so we acted like our school's namesake: Monkey Boys' School!!
7th->Recess!! Stuffed myself full of food.
8th and 9th->Civic class, we actually made the teacher cry!!(more details below)
10th->Moral, no teacher (end)
11th->History->Did some exercises (end)

Significant Details:
During civic class, the teacher made us copy some notes and while she passed-by my table, she shouted "Salin nota sekarang!!" and I mimicked her in a squeaky voice(: And she turned around and ordered the boy IN FRONT of my to stand behind the class.
Then the boy started saying why should he and the teacher replied saying he was making fun of her and the boy said he didn't and they started arguing and finally the boy won. ~phew~
Then I was laughing so hard still my sides hurt.
Then after that, she was asking us to copy some notes about urban floods and tropical floods and monsoon season floods. And my friend, always the joker, asked the teacher:"Teacher! What are monsoon floods?"
He did this while the teacher was talking about the urban floods. and right after he asked, the teacher said:"Examples are ~blah blah blah~
and my friend went, "OH! I see!! How about tropical floods teacher??" and the teacher got really frustrated and shouted " I'm TEACHING ABOUT URBAN FLOODS!!"
We laughed soooo hard after that.
Then the teacher went like, :"THAT'S IT!!!"
and stormed out of the class.
And we, naturally, laughed harder xD
Other than that, nothing interesting happened.
P.S: Leong Juin Yao, you're a filthy liar!!
You CLAIMED that:
1. You're the school's basketball captain
2. You're the interact club's secretary since form 1
3. You're in the TOP CLASS
And the FACTS SHOWS THAT:
1. You're not EVEN IN the basketball team
2. You CAN'T join the interact club during Forms 1 and 2 and the secretary post is only anointed to Form 4 and 5 students who are VERY GOOD in ENGLISH, which you are NOT. Heck, You're not even IN the interact club!
3. You're in the LAST CLASS, not the TOP. (Unless you count from bottom up)
Blow water king...
John W.J.K

Proof of Purchase

John W.J.K

"Savin' Me"

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus:]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus]

Hurry I'm fallin'

All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh, I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

[Chorus]

Hurry I'm fallin'

Just flaring back de olde interest for olde songs.

PASSPORT TO PARIS
INTERNATIONAL UNDERSTANDING DAY
-Convent Bukit Nanas
-Methodist Boys' School
@ Malaysian Tourism Centre. 5th April 2008. 2pm-5pm. RM15

Actually this is my second time blogging for this topic, but my first just couldn't get through and it was already so late that I didn't bother to rewrite..oh well, maybe I wrote something wrong and fate didn't like it. ( not that I believe in Fate, I don't)

I wore a SILVER tie not BLACK as stated by Janice.
You should read her random passages, they're good!
I've been TRICKED! (feels weird writing this the second time)
Tricked because:
1. The notice said FORMAL and I wore FORMAL but everyone was wearing CASUAL!
I'm supposed to have 3 reasons but the second and third slipped my mind.
Anyways, they were blasting us with music harder than my blasting list. I ALMOST wanted to set a glass on the floor and see it crack! And to make things worse, I sat at the front row!
At least I had the spot light to play with(: I kept making shadows on the spotlight since I was in direct contact with it( my head at least)
There were a few random dudes from the audience going up stage for an unprepared show and this dude really had NO shame! He kept mumbling ( that's the only way to describe it) incomprehensible words like it was really cool. Haha, cool fool.
I'll rate this I.U day with a 7/10...not really THAT good since they had us to wait for 20-30 minutes for the band to set up.
Did I mention that I'm having a splitting headache which has been ongoing for the whole day?
ugh..
Anyways, yesterday was also my school's Sports Day! My house is a disgrace to one so fine such as I, from 1st place to 2nd!! Anyways, we had to march and they forced us to wear a red shirt with the logo "Be the Reds", white gloves, a headband and paint our face with F and W ( Foong Wah, our house's name)
I kept telling the teacher that I had sensitive skin but she wouldn't listen, hrumph!
The only good thing is that my headband was too big so I wore it like a bandanna covering one eye(:
Everyone kept looking at me and shouting "Pirate" or something. ah well, at least the part covering the eye was facing the sun so I had minimal sun protection.
Darn hard washing the paint off...
And at the end of the whole thing, I was so jittery cuz my mum was late bringing me all my clothes. I had to change in the school toilet!!
My hands were practically shaking as I put on my shirt and STUFF.
Wax too! Mat type(:
For some reason, I didn't feel shy at all when I went into the auditorium with over 400+ people there. Unlike my other friends who had that "Oh look! A girl! Better shy away..." look.
John W.J.K

Did I ever mention that I have a Friendster profile?

Beautiful Girls
JR! Sean Kingston!

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...

Last chapter in the Blasting List
Before I go on, lets have a reminiscence on the past epic episodes of "The Blasting List":
Okay, so a critic is legible to blast yon offenders to the ends of the world. I'll follow suit:D
First on the Blasting List:Prefects
Definition of "prefects"
A pack of dogs which follows the master (in this case, the disciplinary teacher)
every order without a thought for self.
On the evolutionary chart:Student-Probationary prefect-Senior prefect-dog
Now, I have met many brick-hard prefects who doesn't process the ear of reason. Once they latch on you, you're gone. And they latch harder than a barnacle on a ship's hull for goodness sake.
You mustn't blame them though. They're just following orders, like a dog.
Many of my friends have become these "dogs". They are just like brain-washed people. Once upon a time, a student was your friend. But the evil disciplinary sorceress dragged them through the "Portal o' Brainwash" where they turned into backstabbin, order followin dogs. Once upon a time, that student was worthy to be called "friend". Not now Mojo.
Next on the Blasting List:Teachers
Definition of "teachers"
A group of controllers who controls prefects and some students. They claim to "teach" but often end up casting Demerit spells instead. Newly promoted teachers don't know what power lies within them, so they often fail to sucessfully control the students. The more experienced ones can cast extremely powerful spells which can destroy a student's will to study or live.
Blasting list: Disciplinary teachers
Definition: Higher grade than the normal teachers, these cane wielding meanies DO pack quite a punch. Both literally and metaphorically. They will listen to NO one once they start hitting. And they are one of the (or the most) hypocritical people on the face of Earth.
When spotted: Look down to the ground and run!
The 3 Sub-Heads (Head of co-curriculum, Head of Discipline and The assistant-Head)
Definition:Head of co-curriculum= I must admit, I don't really know much about Mr Chin. He's an okay guy(what am I saying!?) even if you get into his nerves. (Think frail but not so frail old man)
Head of Discipline= Puan Gan!!! She's the most dangerous of the 3. She's even more evil than the HEADMASTER! Puan Gan controls the whole legion of prefects, making her the Top Dog. (pardon the pun) She's probably,alone in the ranks of mankind, pure evil.
Assistant-Head=Puan Phoon is somewhat okay. When you see her, you'll think of:
1.Mushroom (because of her hair)
2.A mean old woman.
Puan Phoon isn't mean, she just LOOKS mean. But actually,she's okay.
When seen: Puan Phoon and Mr Chin are easy to escape. But watch out for Puan Gan. Just look to the ground and mumble incomprehensible words and walk off.
Blasting List Part 4: Librarians
Definition: The only good way to describe these guys is with a BIG UHHHH....
Obviously these guys aren't you average librarians. I CAN say that with sufficient proof BECAUSE these librarians SELL BOOKS. How'd you describe this? With a huge:


W


T


F


!?



What kind of librarians SELL BOOKS!? And other than that, they sell muffins(: , which is okay except for the fact that they sell them each for 2BUCKS!!




W


T


F


!?


That's not selling muffins!! That's SCAMMING muffins!! The only authority these dudes have are withdrawing your RP books. WITHOUT ANY REASON TO DO SO. I guess that reason will suffice, TO THEM!
Evolution Chart of Librarians of M.B.S: Student>Probationary Librarian>Senior Librarians>Mite Eaten Book
Probationary librarians have to greet them that are higher than them. (ET Senior/M.E.B) Just like DOGS. And did I mention that they have to do everything they say or else they have to write lines?
Write lines...Bah!
Blasting List: Students
Definition: Okaaay, this is a bit ironic to be talking bad about myself and others who are similar to me.
Students come in all flavours! There are:
1. Nerdy types
2. Dumb types
3. Normal Types
4. Horny types
5. Gamer types
6. Athletic types
7. Retarded types
8. Chinese
9. Malays
10. Indians
11. Others (tres rare!)
12. Loopy types
13. Foul types
14. Law-breaking types
15. Emos
16. Freaky anime addict types
17. Basket-ball addict types
18. Football addict types
19. Badminton addict types
20. Sepak Takraw addict types
21. Gangsters
22. Drug-addicts
23. Big huge furry types
24. Small tiny bare types
25. Cute, plump types
26. Skinny, sticky types
27. Ugly types
28. Cool types
29. Handsome types
30. Rappers
31. Singers
32. Artists
33. Sentimental types
34. Bloggers
35. Rockers
36. Poppers (TeeHee!!)
37. Backstabbers
38. Frontstabbers
39. Sidestabbers
40. Hippies
41. Frat Boys/Girls
42. Uncool types
43. Uncool but tries to act cool types
44. Handicapped types
45. Sinners
46. Big-mouth types
48. Deaf to whatever the teacher is teaching types
49. Jokers
50. Buggers
51. Munggens
52. Annoying types
53. Chatter bots
54. Anti types
55. Lame types
56. Procrastinators
57. Contemplative types
58. Animal torturers
59. Animal lovers
60. Bookworms
Ever play a game where you're a beginner just starting a new game and suddenly when you're high leveled enough, you get to choose a job?
Students are like beginners. When they apply or are chosen(level up) to join a big society or become prefects or librarians, it's like choosing a job. And the teachers are the monsters. Discipline teachers are higher leveled monsters. The heads are really really high leveled monsters and the headmaster is the BOSS.
See? School is like a game!
Your weapons are your brains and wits and communication skills.
Most students are easy to get along with so I won't go explaining all 60 types of students to you.
Wicked!

Blasting List: S.B.B.T Members
Definition: These dudes are like, duuuuddddeee, you ripped that book dude, ya gotta pay for it, dude. They are dubbed as "Pengawas Boss" which means Boss Prefects in English. Except these dudes are so much less harmless than the Dog Prefects. woof woof!
They are somewhat like guardians of the precious lent to students' textbooks. For example:
Tommy has a S.B.B.T book. One day, he absentmindedly drew a small line on the book. Suddenly, multitudes of vicious S.B.B.T members pounce on him! After the dust clears, Tommy is stripped of his processions, lying on the floor with only a barrel for, umm.. personal use.
These dudes are sooo very easy to trick. Here's a cheat: Buy your OWN textbook and bring it to class. Then doodle on it. When the dudes come running towards you to grab your money and clothes and beat you up, let them do so a while (with fake protestings) then go to Puan Gan (the evil teacher who controls these boss prefects) and complain. You can be sure that they won't come over next time even if you doodle on their S.B.B.T books.
Wicked!
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Now, for the final one: Blasting List (last chapter): The Headmaster(The Principal)
Definition: Mr Wong, (ironicly the same surname as I) is the head of M.B.S. Which means that he's the 大鬼头(:
He ALWAYS stands at ease and has those big,observant eyes-->O.O
And he has a pattern when giving speeches:(oooooh) First,he goes up to the mike, then takes out his P.D.A, then taps on it for a few seconds, then puts it back in his pocket or wherever it came from, then start scolding everyone for not standing at ease, then the boring speech on how we should behave and blah blah blah then he ends it with "Go forward M.B.S."
He's the "boastful principal dude" type. (duuuddeee) Whenever he has visitors in the school, he'll focus his attention completely on them. He won't even acknowledge a student who has greeted him. He'll just walk past him like he wasn't there.
*grumble*
And he always walks around the school just observing.
And other than that, he goes to the canteen to eat. (gosh, what a miser!)
The only thing he's good at is emitting fear and horror into students.
I'll insert my own version of the school song as an ending mark:
Go backwards M.B.S!
Filled with shame refined.
With your darkness frying we will boo you all the time,
And so you go backwards M.B.S!
On to great defeat!
Work for defame of our bad name.
Backwards we must lose the game!
(M.B.S, M.B.S. Pay up, pay up, pay up!)
*Blasting List comes to an end*

I'm dying of excitement! I.U day tomorrow!!!! And sports day too, sadly...
I'm gonna wear:
1.A black long-sleeved shirt
2.A silver tie
3.A pair of black slacks
4.A pair of leather shoes (black, of course)

Don't ask me about fashion, I'm horrible at it. I just want to be as inconspicious as possible.
I'm just
missing
a
SILVER TIE!!!

John W.J.K