THE EPIC HONG KONG TRIP POST
(It's actually not that epic after all)


10% narcissism, 20% fail posting, 50% pictures and 20% bad grammar.

Yep, you read it right bub.
I'll split it into different chapters due to its immenserosity! I refuse to use the word immensity.

Chapter 1 in which we see John and his happy family scrambling into the car.
Our story begins the way how all stories ought to begin.That was at the airport. Mum and dad had in but we couldn't. So I spent my last few moments in Malaysia playingtill my battery went kong. Then I listened to some music amidst the hustle and bustle of airport un-life.

Chapter 2 in which they board the airship of happiness ( I mean, this IS a happy story, right?)



Technically speaking, a sunrise in the sky is so much better. The details, oh so crisp and my phone camera is phail.

Note to self, do not ever preorder nasi lemak on a flight.

Chapter 3 which comes after quite a bit of turbulence and pressurized ear canal.
The very first noticeable thing was the earblock, after which have been settled, the cold. I mean, it was already on the plane but I figured it was the attitude.
It. Wasn't.
Freakin cold on the walkway. There weren't any heaters see? But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Immigration and customs were oh so bothersome. As in, a lot of nasty people.

Chapter 4 in which they finally escape the custom officers of doom happiness.
It's the one on the RIGHT you blur heads.
Hotel first, checked in and lingered in the room. Then went shopping :D
It's actually a hotel-cum-shopping mall. Then MAKAN!
Food Repubic, never to return again!

Looks nice isn't it? Look again.


Start the screaming people!!

Chapter 5 which obviously comes after the screaming.
Cable car! It was...horrendous,appalling, disturbing, harrowing and lets stop with the -ings.

Wo-ah Wo-ah!

Chapter 6 in which we see our heroes leave the claustrophobic box-on-a-line.
Our heroes have held out till they saw that certain light, and no, not the one Kesha gives out.



Wah hahaha!!!
Chapter 7 in which they return to the box-on-a-line and (babeh we're goin) downdowndowndown
More shopping and dinner and the day closes there :D

Part II
Chapter 8 in which they do nothing but walk around the freakin city for hours then go back to the hotel.
Chapter 9 in which they visit Disneyland ( this I gotta write)
Okay so, mum bought the colourful pictures for a freakin ex price.
I got mickey :D
Okay I don't wanna spend too long on this chapter : First we took the MTR to disneyland station, alighted, took a freakin amount of pictures of the signs and water deco whatever. Went in, took another shi-load of picts. Then had lunch. I'm gonna show you something explicit :

It tasted really bad. I mean, who puts a whole scallop in pumpkin soup?!
I've found out that censored things are the most explicit ones :D
I mean, why else would you censor an implicit picture?
But gosh..I never realized I took this! The pudding tasted horrible by the way.

Okay next we went for a joyride at the
ride. Then we saw Merlin! But he was talking in Canto so it's considered as a sort of fail?


Went for this theater thing after that, pretty realistic performance :D We were wearing our 3D glasses

Next we went for some rubbish safari ride where the "wild animals" were mostly fake shi-
But the fire in the firecave thing was cool, and kinda nearly singed off our eyebrows.
The buzzlightyear ride was more of a video game. We had lasers and were shooting targets. I got like 72k!! which was epic.

Went for the space mountain ride next. The queue was super long, but we never regretted. It was like..how to say.. a buffalo bill ride multiplied by a ten times. Exhilarating!
Undeterred, we bravely marched on and were rewarded with a few years off our total lifespan.
Went for another safari theater, boring. It was getting late. Rode the locomotive halfway round the place then went for the "It's a small world after all" ride. Stayed until 9 to watch the fireworks then we went back.
It was snowing fake snow then.

Chapter 9 a.k.a more shopping and boringness. actually not...
Evening, yes I skipped a whole day because I can and I WILL!
We went up the longest escalator during the day. But once the reached the top, we realized there were no de-escalators. FAIL! Dad had a backpain so we slowly walked down the provided stairs.
Stopped midway for lunch then continued on.
Finally reached the tram up to the Peak. Mum and dad went to buy tram tickets while brother bought the Madame Tussaud's + round trip combo tickets.
Went up to the Peak. The tram was...quite an experience actually.The buildings were totally slanted! (our perspective)
Chapter 10 :The Peak, duh.
Up there, it was cold. Bitter cold winds lashing about our already shivering frames.
Here's something normal bloggers wouldn't post on their blogs : I heeded the call of nature. But that was another experience in itself! While going to the lavatory, I felt a gust of bitter wind. "strange" I thought but continued on. Finally I reached the lavatory...and right opposite it was the door!
The door is magical. The door can read your mind. It can cure any diseases known to mankind. The door can see right into the depths of your thoughts!!! The door can see right into your soul!!!!
Just kidding. It was wide open and blasting freezing cold air. I was right up the mountain peak mind you.
Ate and bubba gump and something unexpected and totally unsafe to be written here happened.
Went up to the deck ( top of the top) and chilled..literally. Then we went back.
Madame Tussauds...was..so..freaking...HOT!! Burning! No aircond at all! How do they WORK THERE?!
There was a Scream museum which I went into ( brother was too scared) but it was totally unscary. Just noisy. The "performers" were all wearing face masks so I knew who to look out for. Heck,I even had a conversation with one of them inside!
Picts in Fb, and I have lots more but only for private use.
Chapter 11 in which they go home. Really.
We went home...
Chapter 12, Malaysia, truly a burning furnace!
The first thing I noticed was the heat. The freaking. Hot. Stuffy. Airport.
I hate it, started sweating non-stop.
And that's the end of that. Wah hahaha!!!
This one sucked man...I'm rushing see? School tomorrow, man.

"If Sho did not know Aiba well enough, he would have gotten extremely worried about what had stopped Aiba from turning off the tap that was, by the way, still gushing happily. But Sho knew Aiba; his immediate conclusion was that Aiba had done thi- this amount of water that was spilling into the rooms outside, Aiba had gotten one of his crazy experiment ideas and had set out to do it again.

Then

Sho stopped.

Stared.

Pondered.

4 realisations hit him at the same time.

1) Aiba was lying motionlessly in the tub.

2) Aiba was naked.

3) There was no faceless man to be seen.

4) There were… bubbles?!

And then as a response to those realisations, 4 streams of thought burst through the dam of his still rampaging image of the faceless robber, overlapping each other, clamouring to be heard.

1) IS HE DEAD?! IS HE BREAT-

2) HE’S DOING AN EXPERIMENT NAKE-

3) Oh.

4) BUBBLES?! I TOLD HIM NOT TO HAVE A BUBBLE BATH, NOT TONIGHT!!! WHEN WILL HE LISTEN!?!?!

Sho was rational, Sho was reliable, Sho was fussy, Sho was a mother hen."

extract- phail

And to that last sentence, I'd like to include something pretty much obvious : Sho was a GUY.

Caroline, you go girl!

I've thought of so many different beginnings for my big post but i guess they'll just have to wait.
Seriously, J and S, I leave Caroline to her own devices (stories) but for a few months and they start leaning no, stretching over to the homosexual side of literature.
Why haven't the both of you been helping her out?! I mean, yeah her "Six's just right" was already somewhat gay and such but now her "I would wait and watch (the hours fall in a hundred separate lines)" is so totally homo and I'm not kidding!
Aiba and Sho falls in love at the end!
Not only that, they KISS! Hand in hand, lips to lips.
Lord, help us all, but help Caroline most of all.
Thank goodness she has the sense to rate it as PG13.

Okay where was I, oh yes. HONG KONG LIKE TOMORROW MORNING!!!!!!
3 a.m to be precise.
I thought it was from 23 - 28, but it's actually 29 D:

Can't find my sunglasses, bloody hell

Real blood fyi

FRASER'S
was cold like shit! Totally frosted my balls off.

Phoebe ( was it Febe?) was so darn CUTE :D and she's only 3!!

ain't she just adorwoble?

And damn she's heavy. And she kept wanting me to carry her, like for half a freakin hour!!! And she kept tickling my back while during prayer meeting. And I typed a lot of ands.

Eating Hershey's now, melting damn fast.

The Fraser's Poem

I have fever, I don't care.
I showered cold, on a dare.

Scraped my knee, playing ball.
Did I mention, how much I like futsal?

Went boat paddling on a lake,
Scoured for bounty, but no take ):

Rode a horse, went unguided.
Got a bit tangled, hung lopsided.

Had a shot or ten at archery,
Struck a bull's eye, tis no trickery.

All in all, twas fantastic,
But I've had enough ( thank you) of enthusiastic.

I really really REALLY did get a bull's eye!!
See? I'm not joking!


This is my horse :D I didn't ask what was its name though...





And this is the cute bunneh wabbit that was hoppity-hop-hopping around the ranch.

This is where we went boat paddling

Oh
anyone up for some
?
Played mafia during free time, totally kewl :D
My headache vexth sore, tis time for my beauty sleep

cheerios!

I'm gonna start going contemporary from now on. I mean, mum! I'm freaking 16 already! Give me some space woman!

Yes I'll be using vulgarities from now on, the word smells of all things wrong and nasty. And guilty.

Don't be surprised if you see worlds like fuck, shit, shibal, pundek, celeka etc

I don't FUCKING care!

And to commemorate this happy occasion of my maturity's yet another fucking milestone :
hilarious,but I don't get it.

Now this I get XD
My idea of a sick joke, sorry.
But guess what?
I don't FUCKING care!

I still feel guilty using that word...I'll get used to it :3

cheerios!

oh perfect, now I remember.

FRASER'S HILL!!

Epic dead hill for the living dead to camp.

Enjoy the grizzlies folks.




Rawr and whatever

Camp tomorrow!!! I'm so totally not looking forward to it!! Parents are going off to S'pore this evening, I feel bloody left out!!

GEYLANG

GEYLANG

GEYLANG

GEYLANG

GEYLANG!!!

*sighs*

But they'll be back by tomorrow..a day's trip is sort of more than sufficient to the average tiny island tourist.

I mean, I could flick my noseshi- on an atlas and 9/10 chances are that it'll be bigger than Singapore.
And the 1/10 is because I didn't flick it at all.

And yes, in case you're wondering, boundtobetrue.blogspot.com
is still TAKEN! I just changed it into a redirection blog.

Now what was I supposed to blog about...hmm

I forgot, oh well!

cherrios

It's THAT time of the year! Where lovers will hang a bit of mistletoe above their door and make out and yes, where kids fling white death-rocks at each other. Ahh, all in the name of fun.

Yes sir, it's CRIMBO!!

Like my new skin? LOVE IT!

Though I might have to do something about the background...it's so...DULL!!

Brother bought me a crimbo present! A NEW PORTABLE SPEAKER!!
It's tiny, it's LOUD and it's uberly AWESOME!



fantastic isn't it?

Though by me knowing it before crimbo totally defeats the purpose of crimbo itself.

Or perhaps it's a pre-crimbo present!?

All the more to cheercheercheercheerandcheer!!!

okay cheerios!