Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Wednesday, 29 April 2009


Yes it died, i know not which
might be scamper, might be nameless

sorry carol i named my turtle after your dog

The remaining one was on top of the dead one, until we took it away.
So sad ):
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I only learnt 2 basic survival skills in MBS
1. Don't Linger
2. Look before you go anywhere, do anything.

I haven't the mood for this, its death really stung ):

A minute of silence, if you please
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Thank you.
sigh..i feel miserable, i should've taken care of it.




There Has Been a Death in my Turtle's House

Today is a sad day for the turtle left and I ;

I daren't state its name, of fear of a miscall.

Whence their time together,

One has merged with the other,

They each now one.

There Has Been a Death in my Turtle's House, I say again

It saddens me to the core.

But I could not -for the life of me-

Even try to imagine the left living's pain.

Even now, it's devoid,

Of life and motivation.

There Has Been a Death in my Turtle's House, I say once more.

May its soul,

Where to it may go,

Rest in peace, evermore.

And stay to know,

That it has fought a good fight.


Monday, 27 April 2009


Funny stuff shows how lame one can get.
like how mr SWEE MING (swimming :D) said, you laugh continuously at some joke when everyone else has stopped, that shows how low your standard is :D

Okay so dad updated my touch for me :D
pity though, i heard 3.0 is coming out soon.
but the app store's real fun! except when it breaks down ):

TAP TAP DOMINATION
I SHALL RULE

anyway, shall tell you bout my day!
first two periods, BM TEACHER DIDN'T COME MAAAAN
awesome
then pn ng came in with even awesomer news, we might have a 1 hour trip to VI tomorrow!!!

for what reasons i know not, care not.
but i do hope it's during add maths periods :D

Then RAMANI TOOK OVER 2 PERIODS OF CHEM!
kinda funny how every sentence leads her back to scolding the class for all types of stuff.
i mean, hey! it's a boys' school, noise-making is inevitable!
Then chun hong was most unfortunate....being the butt of her jokes that is.
He lent her his book (more of she took it without his permission and he had to share), then after the class, she gave it back to him, then asked him to read the chap 6 summary.
then chun hong nodded to her and started self-reading.

and she was glaring at him!!

then she said SOH ZAI!! I asked you to read out for the whole class!

HAHAHA
those 2 words will echo in my mind forever

anyway, he stood up ad mumbled a few lines, then she shouted, HEY YOU GUY AT THE BACK, CAN YOU HEAR!?

noooooo

Then he had to walk up front.

poor chun hong

damn him he deserves it

okay baaack to ..where was i?
oh yeah, so Pang pissed ramani off.
now him i pity.

what else?
ah derek!

see when the bell rang (stating the end of EST period), he shot out of the class faster than you can say jack whistle.

then after a while, the teacher went " where's derek?"
-looks around-
"DEREK!"
...
"that guy is as slippery as a snake"
...
"he wasn't in the class today, right?"
...
"give me the borang, i shall consider him as PONTENG"
derek you epic phail

whatelse?

nothing much, going to mph warehouse sale tomorrow :D
gon gon a gon gonna STOCK UP
behbayy

parents are going to Macau this sat! no fair!

"Go to the ants thou sluggard,
Consider her ways and be wise."


Thursday, 16 April 2009


YES I'M BLIDDY SURE IT'S THE HOLES
Louis Satchel? however you spell his name.
I always mistook him for a her.
Ramani gave us the notes today. heck, it's even thicker than the book itself, and supposingly even much more, but she excluded abit. ( like 144 pages?! hellooo)
Xs, on the back of your hands
I'm so dead, now i know what guobin said by "the world crashing down on him."

So today in english class, they (excluding me and guobin) were discussing about The necklace.
As usual we were ignoring the class and talking.
Talk talk talk
Then the khoon asked me to continue where they left off.
And i was like...oh no...uhh..turns around, asks wen shen (*piist* where are we? - What did mathilde's hubby advise her to do? - oh, okay )
the khoon was glaring at me with her " i'm gonna kill someone" face.
Then i started, giving her a complete summary, ( we were called at random to summarize the story) from which her scowl turned into a stoning face, then to an approving face, then when i finished, she was smiling :D
wheee
And damn you jian qi, it's not long.


Holes! Hole-digging-frenzied-Warden, Egyptian gypsy who wanted to get carried up a thumb-shaped mountain, mathematical genius who doesn't know how to read or write, fat boy turned thin, pig-carrying grandfather, kissin thief schoolteacher, black guy obsessed with onions, crazy inventor of a father, sweet feet with ( ironically) smelly feet.
Did I mis anyone? ah yes, crazy nicknamer kids, Mr pen dance key and Mr sunflower poppin Sir.
And of course, the yellow bloody spotted lizard.

Books are fun to read, but to study one is...well, not very nice.
I'd rather do jacob i have loved than holes.

MY WEEK

Monday moans
Tuesday traumas
Wednesday wretches
Thursday tortures
Friday frights


Sunday, 12 April 2009


THIS IS A POST! A LOONG POST!
THE LACK OF WORDS IS AN ILLUSION.
A MIRAGE.
A FANTASY.
A DREAM.
A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
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black dress, with the tights underneath~

hello! life's been boring. the past few days have been boring.
really.
Finished Holes in half an hour for the sake of it. sheesh, boring ol' book for boring ol' lit.

Basically it's about this fat kid who was bedamned by his damn great granddad by a gypsy, and how he undamned himself.

uh...my freedom ends at 11 am tomorrow
toodles peeps :D