Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Friday, 26 September 2008


Ribena is vile.
There was this TV advert promoting Ribena, the lil girl drank it and started seeing walking blackcurrents and talking trees. Then it switched back to real life where the mum was looking at the glass of Ribena in wonder while the daughter was dancing like a drunken fool at the background.
Conclusion : Ribena has druggish properties.

-Logician at the back- : "HASTY GENERALIZATION!"

Me turning around and shouting : "SHUT UP!"

Tomorrow's International Night! And the TERS are coming ; oooooh wink wink nudge nudge

Shall wear my trademark all formal black on Sunday.

What else? 2 more weeks till PMR, hols next week and I (and many others beside) caught Rozana looking at me.
And the SEMINAR!
English and Geog last Thursday, which was...yesterday. Was supposed to sleep through English but could not. What I DID learn was - no conjunctives allowed. TSK!
And certain idioms like : Are you in the pink of health?" CANNOT be used! You can only write : Are you in the pink?" Like what the [C] !? That's a hanging sentence for goodness sakes!! MALAYSIA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???
Singapore G P night race tonight!!
John W.J.K


Monday, 22 September 2008



whoo! support workbooks!


Shardi's butt

STEEL!!!
Of all the things right now, I really want to study logic. No, don't get me wrong, being a logician is a great idea! You can practically win over anyone in debates or informal arguments.
Logical Fallacies:
* argumentum ad antiquitatem
* argumentum ad hominem
* argumentum ad ignorantiam
* argumentum ad logicam
* argumentum ad misericordiam
* argumentum ad nauseam
* argumentum ad numerum
* argumentum ad populum
* argumentum ad verecundiam
* circulus in demonstrando
* complex question
* dicto simpliciter
* naturalistic fallacy
* nature, appeal to
* non sequitur
* petitio principii

* post hoc ergo propter hoc
* red herring
* slippery slope
* straw man
* tu quoque

List #2:
# Ad Hominem
# Ad Hominem Tu Quoque
# Appeal to Authority
# Appeal to Belief
# Appeal to Common Practice
# Appeal to Consequences of a Belief
# Appeal to Emotion
# Appeal to Fear
# Appeal to Flattery
# Appeal to Novelty
# Appeal to Pity
# Appeal to Popularity
# Appeal to Ridicule
# Appeal to Spite
# Appeal to Tradition
# Bandwagon
# Begging the Question
# Biased Sample
# Burden of Proof
# Circumstantial Ad Hominem
# Composition
# Confusing Cause and Effect
# Division
# False Dilemma
# Gambler's Fallacy
# Genetic Fallacy
# Guilt By Association
# Hasty Generalization
# Ignoring A Common Cause
# Middle Ground
# Misleading Vividness
# Personal Attack
# Poisoning the Well
# Post Hoc
# Questionable Cause
# Red Herring
# Relativist Fallacy
# Slippery Slope
# Special Pleading
# Spotlight
# Straw Man
# Two Wrongs Make A Right

awesome hur?
John W.J.K


Friday, 19 September 2008



Tres sweet, no?

Anyways!!


The end of A.F.A.R ^2
Yes yes, I deleted it. It was found out you see. Ah well, I rarely update it anyways. I'm still in deep crap though.
I also deleted A.L.W.P as a precaution.
I'm so dead.
John W.J.K


Monday, 15 September 2008




The world's end drawth neigh.

This is, Thiam Keat and his shamelessly acquired *girlfriend.* When I say *shamelessly acquired*, I mean it. He went rollerskating the other day (something he shouldn't have done since P.M.R is so near) and saw her, then said to Jian Ming: I wanna "kao" (flirt with) that girl." Then for some reason I never found out, it seemed that he saw her help someone up, then he said to her : "Wo kan dao ni bang nah geh ren se, wo de xing li jue de ni xe ge hao ren." or something of that sort. He never learnt chinese yet he forces himself to speak, barely aware of what he's talking about. Roughly speaking, he said that when he saw her help the person up, his heart felt that she was a good person. What a load of trash.
The girl gave him her phone number, email address etc etc. Seriously, he should pilfer a gun out of a policeman's holster and shoot himself in the head. The last time, he picked up some hairbrush and returned it to some girl, and said something like : "You dropped this, can I have your phone number?" The guy's desperate, stupid, shameless, brainless, and every single mistake nature has ever done.
Oh yeah! He got himself into boiling water, not just hot. He dabbled with the art of truancy and got punished severely for that. Serves him right. The guy's still not matured yet, still using hand actions and those "boosh boosh boom!!" sounds. And DotA. What's so great about DotA?

I shall play DotA after my PMR! Just to see what's so intriguing about it. But for now...
Math, Science, BM, KH, History, Geography. Notice something missing?
John W.J.K


Tuesday, 2 September 2008


"Hui tao tai lei eh." (She's stealing glances at you)
Intriguing, but not interested. Well, maybe?
So future S-i-L & her friends came over to KL for a day. TSK TSK TSK. I had to follow brother around just in case he does anything stupid.

Give me some screwdrivers, devices and battery source. What do you get? Disaster.
Don't ask.

What'd I do wrong?
John W.J.K