I PON-ed today!! Well, for sub-valid reasons. I have/had* this horrid runny nose problem. Whenever that happens, I'd sure get sick. No exception this time.
Rotting at home isn't my idea of fun):
John W.J.K
*=By the time you read this it has probably** subsided.
**= the keyword is PROBABLY, bubs.

I keep Judo-ing people nowadays. Even I don't understand it. I just wound my hand around their neck and bend back. Fatality.
I did it on Terrence today. He wasn't quite pleased. Furious, in fact. I made him furiouser when I told him I didn't learn anything. (Karate, Judo, Taekwando, etc etc) Before that he bragged that he was a Taekwando brown belt. Hrumph, the way he put in plus the move I used on him gave me the impression that learning martial arts borders on the brink of futility. Jun Leong (A.K.A Rambutan & Judo king) and Terrence both attacked me, trying to make me fall. I saw my chance when Jun Leong leaned too close. My forehead connected with his and I pushed him. He fell right into the drain. It got silent for a second then someone clapped.HAHA Erm..that was a bit too mean.
Needless to say I was given a wide berth after that. He tried to extract le vengeance but even so, it still wouldn't heal his hurt dignity. He had enough revenge when he ripped one of my buttons off in a (futile) attempt to save his falling self.
Then B.P didn't come. Cheers for that! Dexter is still scared of me after I fell him 4 times yesterday. Its still Thursday!!
John W.J.K

I so so SO forgot to mention another thing.
Utthaya or Uttaya Or Utaya ( WHICHEVER!!) was...okay, back to the beginning.
I asked the relief teacher for permission to visit the fabulously fragrance-d lavatory and was allowed to do so. So after a quick but relieving tour of the cake factory there ( I didn't participate in any of the makings though), I exited , feeling all but refreshed, only to be called by Puan Ng to do her a favor. I shall relate it to you with the present tense.
Her: You know that boy who went around asking people to participate in the computer exam?
Me: Uh...yeah?
Her: You know what form he's in?
Me: 4 or 5
Her: Not 3?
Me: Definitely NOT 3.
Her: Okay, then go up to the form 4 classes and find him.
Me: Oh..okaaay.
Walks up to the top-most floor and enters a class.
Me: Good morning teacher, may I see someone?
Teacher: Who?
Me: The guy who was asking around for the computer tests thingy yesterday.
students: Kar Wee isit?
Me: I don't know.
Teacher: He's next door.
Me: Okay, thanks.
Walks to the class next door. Taps on the door. Can't see the teacher but hears his voice. Sounds familiar. Walks in and looks around. Still no teacher. Looks at the students.
Me: Err....
Then a thought hits. Turns around sharply and sees a familiar face, namely,Uttaya's.
Me: Good morning teacher. I..
Gets cuts off mid-sentence
Uttaya: Yes? What do you want?
Me: I'd like to see Kar Wee.
Him: Why?
Me: Actually, Puan Ng wants to see him.
Him: What class is he in?
Me: Should be this one.
Him: And what class is this?
Me: I don't know.
Gives him a sheepish look and faces to the students.
Me: I'd like to see Kah Wee?
Kar Wee: Yes?
Me: Puan Ng wants to see you.
Him: Okay.
-Ends-
Wow..I didn't know I could write scripts like that.
John W.J.K

STEWDENTS!!!! STEWWWW DENTS!!!

Hahaha, leave it to Issac to make such hilarious pronunciations.

Jian Ming went mad today. During Rahayu's class, Jian Ming started going berserk and kept kicking me. Of course I defended with well aimed kicks of my own. Rahayu was staring at us while we were at it. Then after that, she walked over to us and said : How many demerits do you want me to give you both? Then everyone started blaming Jian Ming for starting it first. XD
Of course, he used his lying skills to get us out of it. (unfortunately, again)
He went :" Cikgu, macam ni bermula punya : Dia *accidentally* kick beg saya dan saya berasa tak selesa so saya taruk dia.
TRANS: Teacher, it started off like this : He *accidentally* kicked my bag and I didn't feel comfortable with him doing so so I kicked him.
I just said : Teacher!! I did it purely out of self defence! Honest!!"
Innocent, am I not?
So she let us go with just a warning.
XD
Went to The Curve after school while waiting for bro to finish fixing his braces. Ew..blue.
P.S : I was late for school again today.
John W.J.K
P.P.S: Robert, Jin Wu, Chun Hong and Kang Yao expressed their opinion on the futility of coming to school today yesterday. Only Chun Hong came to school today, the 3 pon-ed. Still, the way they put it WAS quite true: First, chapel class. Half an hour gone. Then Geo, the teacher was absent. Then History : Puan Gan doesn't teach nowadays. Then Science: Pregnant teacher was absent. Then Maths: As usual, B.P taught using her lullaby-ic voice. I guess 70% dowsed off and the 29% probably weren't concentrating. The 1% being me, of course(: Ever the studious boy =D
Then recess followed by 1 hour of nilam. Useless periods. We can do anything we want as long as we don't walk around and make noise. The English: What more can we learn?

I aint't your Hollaback Boy!
I got...90+++++ (lots of pluses) placing in that "Cross Country" thingy. Hey, not bad! Given the fact that I spent the first 10 minutes at the starting point listening to music and chatting.
I ran a round around the lake before the race, making me almost vomit and feeling extremely weak. I admit, I haven't been doing any exercises since the beginning of this year. I also admit that I'm weak. I'M WEAK!! Stamina-less.
And..uh...something something. I forgot :D
John W.J.K
"Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?"

Tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow...
Is freaking inappropriately named "Cross Country" day. Hey! It's not like we'd be running across the whole of Malaysia. Just some freaking lake garden. So why'd they call it "Cross Country!?"
4.2 KM.
We have to be there at 7++ but our (form 3) freaking race starts only at 9.30!! What'd I do? Sit around and rot?
Items to Take:
water bottle x2
hanky x1
mum's extra hand phone + 4 GB memory stick x1

I travel light(:

Kang Yao suddenly started claiming I had a girlfriend. That was weird, since he usually claimed that others had girlfriends and not I. Okay, get this straight : Kang Yao ALWAYS claim that other people have girlfriends as a joke. A JOKE, get it?
And he wouldn't say it to anyone else unless the refer-ed was handsome (chee) or he really DID have one. I'm thinking the formal. (chee)
Perasaaning xD
KANG YAO , I KNOW YOU LIKE MARIS GAN! (whoever she is)
Aww Jian Ming, don't be jealous xD
Please SMS this number : 016-9498676 for more info.

It started with an infatuation, which rapidly turned into an obsession. Wherever Mary went, be it work or home, the Lamb was sure to follow.

Told ya I'd post this(:

Ok mites, too daay:
I add another unique event to my impossible list : Avoiding Uttaya's cane.
MUAHAHA
So it was the last last last of the last period for the day : Art
And as usual we were shouting, screaming, playing and walking around, oblivious to the teacher. (who never teaches)
Then finally she got fed up and went to The GAN. Brief conversation and The GAN dragged Uttaya along into our class. Then they were ordering those who made noise to come out. Stupid Jian Ming...he forced me to stand up along with him. Along with a few others but not ALL. So we (and the others) went out and they started saying that we're honest but honesty doesn't get you anywhere except trouble, right? So I mumbled to Jian Ming :"You got me into this, now get me out."
So The GAN told us to write our names while Uttaya whipped our asses soundly and sent us to bed. 2 demerits and a caning!! That's too much! So When it was our turn to write our names, Jian Ming started weaving a lie to The GAN and the dumb teacher. Apparently, I was "arranging the tables" and while I did that, one of the table legs stubbed his "toe." The pain was "too much" for him to bear and he cried out loudly. The teacher looked at us doubtfully but I saved the day with my "Super Cute and BIG Doe eyes"(I thank my contacts for that amazing power) and she eventually succumbed to my innocent-ness. XD
In the end, we didn't get caned nor demerited. She's so dumb. In actual fact, I was attacking Jian Ming with my "Fist of Fury."
Okay, I don't think I've mentioned this : "I've gotten my contact lens!!"
The first day was all, woah! sweet! nice! so clear! Then the second day it started giving me problems ; everytime I blinked, both contacts would dislocate for a moment and then move back. That's so annoying...everytime I open my eyes there's that rippling effect. But all in all, it's so much clearer than my spectacles. I still remember I took 20 minutes to get the lens in and over an hour to get them out on my first try. (Btw, I didn't actually take them out in the end, the optician did)

John W.J.K

Funny, no?
It's in Cantonese : "YOUR MUM IS CALLING, YOUR DAD IS CALLING, YOUR GRANDMA IS CALLING, etc etc

My current and newest motto: "Do the impossible before graduation."
Define "the impossible"
- The P.S.P incident is an example of "the impossible", then the incident on Tuesday is also another example. Did I mention it? I brought my mum's extra handphone to school and was taking pictures of the teachers right under their noses!! Well, actually, I poked a hole through a piece of paper and aimed the cam lens at the teachers. I think I snapped around 60, give or take. ALMOST got caught but ALMOST isn't quite caught yet, right?

I'm gonna try taking Utaya's picture. Now THAT'S impossible!

John W.J.K

Malaysian Idiot
Don't wanna be a Malaysian Idiot,
Don't want a nation ruled unda' corruption.
And can't you hear the people crying out?
Oil prices soar as fast as biplanes.

Welcome to a new kind of government.
Where blowup cases and sodomy,
conquer the front pages of The Star.
As the ministers fight the full blown battle,
People are crying out their sorrows,
I don't think they even giva hoot.

Well maybe I'm exaggerating a lil bit.
People cast their votes, MPs start to speak.
Now that that's past, the people start to groan,
with the slogan "Actions speaks louder than words."

Welcome to a new kind of government.
Where blowup cases and sodomy,
conquer the front pages of The Star.
As the ministers fight the full blown battle,
People are crying out their sorrows,
I don't think they even giva hoot.

So here it comes, Malaysian Idiot.
One nation caught in a war of lies.
I.T Age was a long time since past,
Ushering the new "Corruption Age."

Welcome to a new kind of government.
Where blowup cases and sodomy,
conquer the front pages of The Star.
As the ministers fight the full blown battle,
People are crying out their sorrows,
I don't think they even giva hoot.
*
Lyrics by J.W.J.K
Song by Green Day :"American Idiot"
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Don't you think that was fabulous?

We all love it.

Unconfirmed Fact: Mint kills sperms.

So it's been eons since my last post. Dad's been back for a week and..other interest things happened. (Sorry, memory gaps)
Unfortunate event: P.S.P Life: 3.71 > 3.71M33 > 3.90M33-3 > 3.95Gen-2 > Brick
Sad case hur? Not to mention a short life.
Shooppp, heal my sick P.S.P with much haste.

I can't believe I left off reading for 2 whole months! My vocab delimished to near nothing. Then Lirael saved me!! I went on with Abhorsen and a few more others but I still don't feel like my old self):

Had a carnival last Saturday. Can't say it was a total success but it's much better than last years'. Maybe not since I didn't try out anything at all. The water balloon game was a total failure. HAHA In your face 3E!

I kept yelling "Expired ice creams for sale" ( my class was selling ice creams) and "Poison tainted ice creams!!" I figured reverse psychology would work. It did! To some extent.

Spelling bee on Thursday. Save me. Spelling is my worst. Can't they understand!? Why does that Rahayu have to put me in spelling bee without my consent? Darn..

Trials next month. I have approx 3 weeks to prepare!!

Without further ado,
John W.J.K