Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
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Wednesday, 28 January 2009


The Myth
True? Or not : They say if a family with the surname Wong (王) decides to get a dog, a member of that family will DIE.
Dad confirmed it, aunt confirmed it, now I know why grandma hates dogs ;D

Happy Chinese 牛 Year ;D
A time where all the "pantang" things come into existence.
Some people are just so pantang that if you spill some water on the floor, they'd rather it evaporate than to mop up the mess.
Hah, I wonder what'll happen if their dog poo all over the place ;D
15 days of stink.
Happy 牛 Year!


Sunday, 11 January 2009


This is crazy. First I saw Sheng Qin's display name as Patrick. Then suddenly my mind said Kyle Fitzpatrick. So I was wondering, who the heck is Kyle Fitzpatrick? Why does it sound so familiar?
So I did the most logical thing : Google :D
And then BIOSHOCK came up (YouTube) Something about Kyle Fitzpatrick. So I watched and the music was so...evil! I got so addicted to it , I actually downloaded 7 different versions of it. And it's like, I lost all the songs I previously liked. It was Cohen's Masterpiece (Cohen's Scherzo No7) btw.
Now I don't give a damn about whatever other songs, but I guess it'll go, all things will come to an end, right? I hope this does
Okay so, CNY's coming soon :D But I hate my school for subsituting the CNY holidays to Saturdays):
Add math chapter 1 is kinda easy, I'm kinda interested in Bio, Chem teacher pon-ed our class and Physics is horrible. The teacher is stuckup, and can't even speak proper English. And doesn't want to admit it. Modern Maths is...well okay. The teacher's okay, but she doesn't know how to control the class. So you can kick paperballs, throw paper aeroplanes or whatever she doesn't care.
This stupid comedic/horrorfic movie is doing little to ease my dullness.
fin


Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Tiredness

One of the few things I have to bear with. (sorry if i write dull, I'm tired, even after sleeping 3 hours in the car)
Monday! School reopens...sort of. Woke up at 5.30 (which is in itself an incredible feat) and walked in at 6.30 : D
it was like...the form 1s were just standing like dummies on both sides of the road. ANYWAYS,I just walked walked walked and their eyes were just following me.
Single session sucks.
I did NOT know what class I was going to. So I just walkwalkwalk over to the board and traced my finger on the paper. Whee pure science : D
I'm gonna request for lit in English, you bet I will!
Then the usual first day assembly (the form 1 parents were standing around behind the fence like their kid's in pri 1.( MY parents didn't stand around like dullards on MY first days FYI!)
Monday + Tuesday = form 4 orientation = meaning an introduction to what subjects we'll be taking, and an encouragement from the teachers to request for subjects.
It didn't help Ramani being in charge of the form 4s. She and her "accidental fall" and her "mighty arm," stating that at least 48 students will die by her hand this year.
She intends to crush us under her huge body mass, and simply stating that it was an accident.
Okay so...I'm taking bio, right? bio not accounts. Either I take bio or accounts.
Bio it is, accounts is in malay.
EST, bio, physics, chemistry,add math, modern math,English(paper1 &2) + additional lit in English.
The rest is are in malay, them being history, moral and malay itself( paper 1 & 2)
10 pm..I'm so tired already ):
OH! Saik Hoe transferred to MBS : D
Sweet, we had a fun time reminiscing on our primary school days.
Ahh 6B :D
The way he said it, Stella Maris was mostly fun all the way.
At least they have minimal rules, air-conditional, boring insultable teachers, and FUN!
MBS lacks fun):
Those old haggard teachers try to fun us up, but fun to them is a game of chess and school dinners.
And you can choose whether to take history in stella maris or not !! UNFAIR!
But on the disadvantages, their school hours drag on till 3 something and students are transferring out because of the bad teachers.
What's the difference here!? Okay I admit, we have good teachers, but now we have 11 and 12 period! That's like, going home at 1.45 everyday and on 3 days a week, 2.30.(for the 12th period)
Okay this is going nowhere, I'm tired...again.
fin


Thursday, 1 January 2009


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Happy New Year!
I spent my new year eve's final hours /minutes on msn chatting, watching house bunny, watching L: Change the World, watching TVB's new year show, eating toberone, drinking 100 plus (bad of me hur? considering the time), flipping between tabs and moving around on the couch trying to find a comfortable position.
Busy hur? they say left-handers are excellent multi-taskers.

Enough of that, dad's been staying home the past few days : D
sweet, family dinners at sweet long last.

I found out! Sperms last throughout a man's life time. Means if you're like a billion years old ( for males ), your sperms still work! sweet! but then I doubt you do it anymore.
MAN 1
WOMAN 0

Muahaha, but then...women attract men

MAN 1
WOMAN 1

Ah! But women get wrinkly and haggard and saggy (teehee), therefore if you want to use the forces of nature against men, they better do it fast.

MAN 1 and a half
WOMAN 1

Arguments, anyone?

That blog writer-cum-i'mforcedtodothisbecauseit'smyjobtoo guy at geeksomethingiforgotbutibookmarkedbutamlazytodocheckitout dot com's posts are totally A1 in humour :D

Happy new year