Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Tuesday, 17 June 2008


I'm in school so I'll make this real quick.
PSP Updates
1.Version 3.90 M33-3 to Version 3.95 Gen 2 (There really isn't much difference though)
2.Go!Messenger (Web Cam and audio calls)
3. Trying for Furikrup (VoIP phone) (I think it's spelt that way)
4.Alot of other programs and cheat bots.

Okay, I think I have some 6 sense guess miracle in my head. I just visualize something in my head and that thing probably won't happen.
Like when I was in pizza hut yesterday. Mum and bro and I were playing "Guess the
Price." Mum said 20 bucks. Bro said 30 bucks. Then something in my mind went click and I blurted out 23.90.
And the bill came out just that!
Funny.
Brotherless starting from June 17 @ 8 AM. He's gone to Malacca, good riddance.
John W.J.K


Saturday, 14 June 2008


Okay, too many things happened, some of which I cannot believe happened; others, hilarious.

Okay, I did the most mind blowing risk EVER! School record breaking? You betcha.
I brought my P.S.P to school today. And I practically flashed it around everywhere! Unbeknown to the prefects/ teachers, obviously. But I think they had somewhat a clue.
So I practically went online in Geo, played Warriors Orochi in Eng and listened to songs in B.M.
Fun, no?
Then after recess was when the real trouble came. Thank God for Wai Soon and Tun Kai. Dudes!! You saved my life!! Erm, P.S.P's life.
They came in the class with this excited mix frantic mix agitated mix wild look, called Chun Hong out and spoke to him. Chun Hong came back in with the same look. Bad news.
What he said spread like wild fire.
Spot-check.
Indeed those words had their effect on me, and I found myself with THE look.
Okay, my options were few. Either hide it in my underwear (sick, right? That's for the desperates) or stuff it somewhere in the class where prefects won't check.
Those 2 are the best choices. I chose neither one of them.
Instead, I made option 3. Option 3: out of your own creativeness, hide something illegal in YOUR OWN BAG. Be sure to hid it well, this is more of a challenge to the prefect than a fear of it being found.
NEVERTHELESS, I SHALL PREVAIL!
Okay,by now, word of my P.S.P has spread to the form 4s, which is like, WOAH! Stupid Chun Hong, he told 1 person and the whole form 4s were like, wooo!! Wild!
Okay, I had an estimated 1 period (roughly 35 mins) to find a hiding place. So I chose my bag!! The place they would guarantee check. So now what? My sweet bag has no secret compartments mind you. Waaiiit! Maybe this would help:
Things in my bag
1. New co-curriculum shirt in a transparent plastic bag.
2. Text books and workbooks.
3. Folder with tons of papers in it.

So how do I make a hiding place out of THESE things?
It's simple, really. First, take out the shirt and hide the P.S.P in it. Fold it up neatly and stuff it back in the plastic bag, making sure the school logo is showing clearly. (for psychological purposes) Next, take out all the books and put the shirt in the bottom of the bag, again with the logo showing clearly. Then take an exam question paper (or any other pieces of paper will do) and put it on top of the plastic bag. NEXT! Put your text books and workbooks back as usual, remember to make it scruffy and messy. Take more paper out and just chuck them in the bag. Make it look as messy as possible, with the shirt hidden, of course. Take any text book out and open it wide on the table, as if you were studying and was suddenly called out. Put the folder under your desk and you're done!

So they checked us one by one, blah blah blah, then we had to go outside while they checked our bags. Everyone crowded against the back door because my bag was there. They wanted to see if the prefects could pass my test or not. It was so crowded that I could barely see myself. So I stepped aside and crossed my fingers.
Then suddenly a hush, and everyone looked at me. He was checking my bag.
Doom? not quite.
The form 4s on the top floor were looking at me. They knew. A prefect was looking at me. Suddenly everyone suspected me! I kept real casual but my heart was pounding.
As fast as it began, it ended quite long! The prefect was taking the longest time to check my bag! Anxiety was growing.
And then excited whispers erupted. He moved on!!
WHOOO!!
People congratulated me like I had just won the Marathon or something.
Phew.
But poor Jian Ming hadn't much luck. The prefects found tissue paper in his bag and he had to pay a buck.
After school, I was hanging around when this form4/5 guy looked at me and saw my name tag.
"You're John Wong ar?"
"Uhh, yeah?"
"You brought a P.S.P to school and escaped the spot check!!"
Then 2 prefects came out and confiscated my P.S.P.
That's not quite true. 2 prefect were going home and passed me. I called out to them: "Hey! Try harder next time." All the while flashing my P.S.P.
School Record: John Wong Joon Kit was the first ever student to bring a P.S.P to school (M.B.S.S.K.L), play it in class WITH a teacher present, go online using the school's WiFi IN CLASS AND manage to escape a spot-check on the SAME day.
After that I went Sunway. But no ice skating this time! I went archery instead(: Kinda fun, didn't get a bullseye though): Then bro bought me a K.H ring and necklace!! Didn't like the shopkeeper though):
Okay, I have so much to say but I'll stop here for now.
Toodles(:
John W.J.K


Tuesday, 10 June 2008


Black and silver hunting knife!! Got that out of a Percy Jackson story. (book 1?) Thanks Ricky! ( can I call you Ricky? I mean, I AM one of your fan undoubtedly) You write great books!
Okay, so this girl goes to Thailand and she comes back and virtually slaps a quiz on my face.
(crumbs Janice...)


#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Let's get question 1 straight, I have no lover and I'm a nearly sworn bachelor. Nah, I'll surely get a second half but not so soon k?
Answer: I would just shrug and say over and over again in my mind "There are MUCH better ones out there."

#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

Imagine being on a tropical island, eating prawn cocktails ( is there even such a thing?) or (I said OR so your "a dream" still implies) Snoozing away on a stormy midnight.

#3. What will your dream wedding be like?

I'll get wild on this one: Every invited guest will have to don a scuba diving set ( mine and my Juliet's would be encrusted with pearls and diamonds, of course) and have an underwater wedding somewhere in Hawaii. Protective cage included, so we can see sharks live!! It'll be a hard kiss though, but no matter(:
(Hope whales don't swat)

#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

Yeah, I'm confused why petrol and rice prices sky rocketed. What am I gonna drive!? How am I gonna afforded to eat my favourite source of energy eatables??

#5. What's your ideal lover like?

Anything but a mixture of Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan + fat woman + wrinkly old woman + bossy, annoying old woman + shy and demure girl.
Basically, I want someone who can talk when I want her to, keep me entertained, and love me always.
Basically, I want a TV.

#6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

The latter of course!! It's no fun making the first move, excluding proposals, of course(:
#7. What do you see yourself as?

Let me tell you a story: A soldier takes an M16 and shoots some random guy with a volley of Teflon-coated bullets. The guy's whole body frame shakes violently and his clothes tear asunder, but the man himself is not a bit hurt. The soldier stares in shock and cries :" What are you!?"
The guy replies :" I'm complicated."
That, my fellow readers is my answer.

#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

I would act normal!! wait a minute! I don't go around having crushes on people!! The other way round is more like it.

#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

Yes, mum and bro): Though they aren't exactly "things"

#10. If you had a choice, what kind of family you want to be born into?

Those TV commercial families, duhh.

#11. Is being tagged fun?

Heck NO! You'll have to drag yourself till the middle of the night when no one's there to do it!!

#12. How do you see yourself in ten years time?

15+ 10= 25.
I'd be getting my masters, I guess. Or maybe working as a big boss in a bigger company in a bigger than bigger corporate world.

#13. Who are currently the most important people to you?

FAMILY and FRIENDS!! I can't specify, sorry.

#14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

She's awesome, yet troubled. Admirable and worthy to be called Friend!

#15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

I'd rather be single and rich(: Probably be some famous singer/actor so girls would swoon over me. Getting married doesn't actually guarantee you happiness, you know... AND because I know THIS!: Men marry because they're bored, women, curious. Both are disappointed.

#16. What's the first thing you do every morning?

I drag myself to the shower and brush my teeth and head off to school.

#17. Would you give all in a relationship?

NO! Lest I be betrayed. But if I really know the other won't, then maybe I'd think about it.

#18. Do you live to love, live to hate or live for the sake of living?

Somewhere between live to love and hate. Cross out "sake of living" instantly.

#19. What type of friends do you like?

Unback-stabbing, kind and wealthy (just kidding) friends!!

#20. What type of friends do you dislike?

Dumb as a mule types.

Tag: Bob the Builder.
SAVE THE BOBS!!

Shall blog properly NEXT time. Sleep awaits for the moment.
John W.J.K


Tuesday, 3 June 2008


Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
TUESDAY

Sorry people if you missed my crap. Blame it on my P.S.P.
P.S.P
P.S.P
P.S.P

Thursday= My memory fails me. I forgot what happened.
Friday= Tuition. My mum ran into the bank to do something and the sky was sunny and bright then. A few minutes later, she stepped into a world of grayness and rain. I was drenched.
Saturday= Again my memory fails me. Uh...I went swimming I guess.
Sunday= Church! Woots! Then we went to Aunty June's house and had *a slice of* pizza for lunch.
Monday= Lazed around the house. Bah! Humbug!
Today= It ain't over yet, so I can't say. Maybe going Tesco later.

P.S.P Updates
1.Version 3.71 M33 updated to Version 3.90 M33-3

2.Workable IR Shell which can control most IR appliances. (e.g most TVs (I can control ALL SONY TVs), DVD players, Ipods (yes, I can control an Ipod so WATCH OUT!), P.S.2s ( don't look stunned. I can control a P.S.2 with my P.S.P) etc etc)

3.Protect Me Version 9.1 ( or is it 2?)

4. Fast Loader which allows me to play ISO and CSO games. Need for Speed? You betcha.

5.P.S.P Menu ( Optional but I added in anyways)

I'm sososososo sorry but I can't add anymore stuff.
Shall beg my mum to buy me a new memory stick.

So I'm going for the camp tomorrow. ( I told you all, right?) Fishing and stuff and....WHOO PARTY!!!
If the bus has a TV, I'll try to scare the daylights out of the teachers when it switches on ,to them by itself. I'd probably be grinning all the way.

List of "To Brings"
1. P.S.P
2. P.S.P charger.
3. Camping bag.
4. Towels.
5. Water bottles. ( I don't trust their water)
6. Toiletries.
7. Headband.
8. 6 can Sprite.
9. Chips and tid-bits.
10. My body and soul.
11. Other unmentioned stuff.
Yes yes, I know it's a lot and you're probably sitting in front of your computer/ laptop shouting :" THIS GUY IS CRAZY!! HE BRINGS EVERYTHING!! I BET HE'LL BRING THE KITCHEN SINK TOO!! LIKE PUH-LEEZZZZEE!!! IT'S JUST 1 NIGHT!"
Hmmm...maybe I should bring the kitchen sink...

John W.J.K