7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)
I'm sleeping my way out of this one
With anyone who will lie down
I'll be stuck fixated on one star
When the world is crashing down

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well
Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

The only thing worse than not knowing
Is you thinking that I don't know
I'm having another episode
I just need a stronger dose

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well
Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type
But you've got me looking in through blinds
I keep telling myself
I keep telling myself
I'm not the desperate type

Sitting out dances on the wall
Trying to forget everything that isn't you
I'm not going home alone
Cause I don't do too well on my own

Everyday I wonder: "What am I going to write about today?" and some funny, worth mentioning or simply stupid thing happens.
My Biggest Shock of All Time
My English teacher FINALLY gave back part 2 of my Intervention Paper and imagine my surprise when I found out that I got:

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2!!!

2 Marks!!! That is BEYOND crazy!
The paper only had 1 question: Summary.
And right below my summary were these words:"Not following instructions."
Like WHAT!? Not following WHAT instructions!?
I obeyed EVERY single one of them and here is a "Not following instructions" in red!
Instructions:
*Make sure it is NOT more than 60 words including the 10 given words.
*The summary must be written in one (1) paragraph and in continuous writing(not note form)
And the summary was about "The benefits of homework"

And I:
*Made sure that my summary was NOT more than 60 words (56 to be exact) INCLUDING the 10 given words.
*Made sure my summary was written in one (1) paragraph and in continuous writing and NOT in note form.
*Made sure my summary was about "The benefits of homework"

And why did I get 2? Let me tell you why.
Because the oh-so-DUMB teacher said I DIDN'T INCLUDE the FIRST 10 WORDS!
And I got sooo angry, that when she came over to my table and said: "You know why I said you didn't follow instructions?"
And I replied:(raising my voice) "NO teacher, I DON'T understand! Pray tell."
And she said:(A bit angrily) "Because you DIDN'T include the first 10 words!"
And I took out the question paper and my answer paper and practically SHOVED it into her hands.
"Teacher, (showing the question paper) see these 10 words here? And (showing my answer paper) see these 10 words here? Tell me whether these 2 sentences are the same."
All my friends were looking now.
And she took both papers and looked at them, then after a while she looked at me, then looked back at the paper and looked at me again and said (or rather, mumbled): "Let me review..." and walked off awkwardly.
She
Is
The
Epitome
Of
A
Bad
Horrible
Terrible
Vegetable
Teacher.
And guess what? I have NOT the SLIGHTEST IDEA how she marks our papers. A Malay boy wrote 27 words (clearly lacking points) and he got 5 marks! And another Malay boy wrote 68 words (clearly NOT following instructions) and the teacher gave him 6! And 6 is the highest in the class. And as a teacher, you shouldn't show favouritism to those of your own race. It's a fact that these particular 2 doesn't converse in English, not often but rather not at all!
So why out of the blue did he get the highest in the class? I've read his summary and and have to say, others have written far better than him, in terms of points, grammer, and language use.
This soooo reminds me of an incident during primary school. I still laugh over it when it comes to mind.
Mrs Gui or Goey or some name that starts with "G" was (and is still) a fierce teacher. She taught me B.M when I was p2 and my B.M was (and still is) very very VERY bad. And to make matters worse, she loved to pick on me. Needless to say that that was (and still is) the most horrible year in my life. And I sought revenge (naturally). And I got it the next year. My primary school was (and yes, is still) the weirdest one, English lessons started (not anymore) only when you're p3. So surprise surprise! Mrs G taught me English! Plan A of le vengeance had finally begun... [\/]
First, she acted like I was still her forever-poor-in-B.M student, scolding me for every mistake. I didn't G.a.D. I played in her classes, talked alot and did everything a *normal* student should. Till one day, she strode right up to me, with her face INCHES away from mine and said these unforgettable words: "If you don't get an "A" for English this term, you'll have hell to pay."
Naturally, I smiled and evil smile at her.
Term 1 came and went. And that was when SHE faced the biggest embarrassment a teacher could possibly get. I not only got an "A" for her, I topped the whole standard with a 99.1/2% It was supposed to be 100%, but she couldn't come to accept that and said that my "S" looked like a "U" when in actual fact it looked like a "S" in any way you looked at it. But she was adamant in her decision and I blew my chance of getting my first 100%.
In fact, she never gave me 100%s so I had to stick to the good old "A"
Back to my current teacher. She doesn't give marks for grammar, spelling, vocabulary, and so on and so forth. She doesn't even know the meaning of "inconsolable"! When I said inconsolable, she replied :"Like you!" And I looked at her funny and ALMOST wanted to ask her whether she knew what it mean or not. But to protect her failing dignity, I did not. See? I'm kind at heart(:
I DEMAND A REPLACEMENT!!
So after school, I went for Maths tuition and there was this old granny sitting there. The suddenly she started talking to herself. The guy opposite me was silently laughing and I myself couldn't help but laugh along. The nearby dudes were laughing too. She was talking to the air in Hokkien or Teochiew, either 1 until the teacher had to "SHHH" her and still she continued talking. She talked for a good half and hour till the guy opposite me said :"Doesn't she get tired?"
Funny, I know. The teacher said she was saying something about her spectacles being lost or broken.
Did I mention that those 4 kid yesterday were acting really spastic?
John W.J.K
P.S=Right on time before 12!!! MUAHAHAHA*hic