Beautiful Girls
JR! Sean Kingston!

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

Chorus:
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...

Last chapter in the Blasting List
Before I go on, lets have a reminiscence on the past epic episodes of "The Blasting List":
Okay, so a critic is legible to blast yon offenders to the ends of the world. I'll follow suit:D
First on the Blasting List:Prefects
Definition of "prefects"
A pack of dogs which follows the master (in this case, the disciplinary teacher)
every order without a thought for self.
On the evolutionary chart:Student-Probationary prefect-Senior prefect-dog
Now, I have met many brick-hard prefects who doesn't process the ear of reason. Once they latch on you, you're gone. And they latch harder than a barnacle on a ship's hull for goodness sake.
You mustn't blame them though. They're just following orders, like a dog.
Many of my friends have become these "dogs". They are just like brain-washed people. Once upon a time, a student was your friend. But the evil disciplinary sorceress dragged them through the "Portal o' Brainwash" where they turned into backstabbin, order followin dogs. Once upon a time, that student was worthy to be called "friend". Not now Mojo.
Next on the Blasting List:Teachers
Definition of "teachers"
A group of controllers who controls prefects and some students. They claim to "teach" but often end up casting Demerit spells instead. Newly promoted teachers don't know what power lies within them, so they often fail to sucessfully control the students. The more experienced ones can cast extremely powerful spells which can destroy a student's will to study or live.
Blasting list: Disciplinary teachers
Definition: Higher grade than the normal teachers, these cane wielding meanies DO pack quite a punch. Both literally and metaphorically. They will listen to NO one once they start hitting. And they are one of the (or the most) hypocritical people on the face of Earth.
When spotted: Look down to the ground and run!
The 3 Sub-Heads (Head of co-curriculum, Head of Discipline and The assistant-Head)
Definition:Head of co-curriculum= I must admit, I don't really know much about Mr Chin. He's an okay guy(what am I saying!?) even if you get into his nerves. (Think frail but not so frail old man)
Head of Discipline= Puan Gan!!! She's the most dangerous of the 3. She's even more evil than the HEADMASTER! Puan Gan controls the whole legion of prefects, making her the Top Dog. (pardon the pun) She's probably,alone in the ranks of mankind, pure evil.
Assistant-Head=Puan Phoon is somewhat okay. When you see her, you'll think of:
1.Mushroom (because of her hair)
2.A mean old woman.
Puan Phoon isn't mean, she just LOOKS mean. But actually,she's okay.
When seen: Puan Phoon and Mr Chin are easy to escape. But watch out for Puan Gan. Just look to the ground and mumble incomprehensible words and walk off.
Blasting List Part 4: Librarians
Definition: The only good way to describe these guys is with a BIG UHHHH....
Obviously these guys aren't you average librarians. I CAN say that with sufficient proof BECAUSE these librarians SELL BOOKS. How'd you describe this? With a huge:


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What kind of librarians SELL BOOKS!? And other than that, they sell muffins(: , which is okay except for the fact that they sell them each for 2BUCKS!!




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That's not selling muffins!! That's SCAMMING muffins!! The only authority these dudes have are withdrawing your RP books. WITHOUT ANY REASON TO DO SO. I guess that reason will suffice, TO THEM!
Evolution Chart of Librarians of M.B.S: Student>Probationary Librarian>Senior Librarians>Mite Eaten Book
Probationary librarians have to greet them that are higher than them. (ET Senior/M.E.B) Just like DOGS. And did I mention that they have to do everything they say or else they have to write lines?
Write lines...Bah!
Blasting List: Students
Definition: Okaaay, this is a bit ironic to be talking bad about myself and others who are similar to me.
Students come in all flavours! There are:
1. Nerdy types
2. Dumb types
3. Normal Types
4. Horny types
5. Gamer types
6. Athletic types
7. Retarded types
8. Chinese
9. Malays
10. Indians
11. Others (tres rare!)
12. Loopy types
13. Foul types
14. Law-breaking types
15. Emos
16. Freaky anime addict types
17. Basket-ball addict types
18. Football addict types
19. Badminton addict types
20. Sepak Takraw addict types
21. Gangsters
22. Drug-addicts
23. Big huge furry types
24. Small tiny bare types
25. Cute, plump types
26. Skinny, sticky types
27. Ugly types
28. Cool types
29. Handsome types
30. Rappers
31. Singers
32. Artists
33. Sentimental types
34. Bloggers
35. Rockers
36. Poppers (TeeHee!!)
37. Backstabbers
38. Frontstabbers
39. Sidestabbers
40. Hippies
41. Frat Boys/Girls
42. Uncool types
43. Uncool but tries to act cool types
44. Handicapped types
45. Sinners
46. Big-mouth types
48. Deaf to whatever the teacher is teaching types
49. Jokers
50. Buggers
51. Munggens
52. Annoying types
53. Chatter bots
54. Anti types
55. Lame types
56. Procrastinators
57. Contemplative types
58. Animal torturers
59. Animal lovers
60. Bookworms
Ever play a game where you're a beginner just starting a new game and suddenly when you're high leveled enough, you get to choose a job?
Students are like beginners. When they apply or are chosen(level up) to join a big society or become prefects or librarians, it's like choosing a job. And the teachers are the monsters. Discipline teachers are higher leveled monsters. The heads are really really high leveled monsters and the headmaster is the BOSS.
See? School is like a game!
Your weapons are your brains and wits and communication skills.
Most students are easy to get along with so I won't go explaining all 60 types of students to you.
Wicked!

Blasting List: S.B.B.T Members
Definition: These dudes are like, duuuuddddeee, you ripped that book dude, ya gotta pay for it, dude. They are dubbed as "Pengawas Boss" which means Boss Prefects in English. Except these dudes are so much less harmless than the Dog Prefects. woof woof!
They are somewhat like guardians of the precious lent to students' textbooks. For example:
Tommy has a S.B.B.T book. One day, he absentmindedly drew a small line on the book. Suddenly, multitudes of vicious S.B.B.T members pounce on him! After the dust clears, Tommy is stripped of his processions, lying on the floor with only a barrel for, umm.. personal use.
These dudes are sooo very easy to trick. Here's a cheat: Buy your OWN textbook and bring it to class. Then doodle on it. When the dudes come running towards you to grab your money and clothes and beat you up, let them do so a while (with fake protestings) then go to Puan Gan (the evil teacher who controls these boss prefects) and complain. You can be sure that they won't come over next time even if you doodle on their S.B.B.T books.
Wicked!
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Now, for the final one: Blasting List (last chapter): The Headmaster(The Principal)
Definition: Mr Wong, (ironicly the same surname as I) is the head of M.B.S. Which means that he's the 大鬼头(:
He ALWAYS stands at ease and has those big,observant eyes-->O.O
And he has a pattern when giving speeches:(oooooh) First,he goes up to the mike, then takes out his P.D.A, then taps on it for a few seconds, then puts it back in his pocket or wherever it came from, then start scolding everyone for not standing at ease, then the boring speech on how we should behave and blah blah blah then he ends it with "Go forward M.B.S."
He's the "boastful principal dude" type. (duuuddeee) Whenever he has visitors in the school, he'll focus his attention completely on them. He won't even acknowledge a student who has greeted him. He'll just walk past him like he wasn't there.
*grumble*
And he always walks around the school just observing.
And other than that, he goes to the canteen to eat. (gosh, what a miser!)
The only thing he's good at is emitting fear and horror into students.
I'll insert my own version of the school song as an ending mark:
Go backwards M.B.S!
Filled with shame refined.
With your darkness frying we will boo you all the time,
And so you go backwards M.B.S!
On to great defeat!
Work for defame of our bad name.
Backwards we must lose the game!
(M.B.S, M.B.S. Pay up, pay up, pay up!)
*Blasting List comes to an end*

I'm dying of excitement! I.U day tomorrow!!!! And sports day too, sadly...
I'm gonna wear:
1.A black long-sleeved shirt
2.A silver tie
3.A pair of black slacks
4.A pair of leather shoes (black, of course)

Don't ask me about fashion, I'm horrible at it. I just want to be as inconspicious as possible.
I'm just
missing
a
SILVER TIE!!!

John W.J.K