Boulevard Of Broken Dreams / Wonderwall (Ft. Oasis and Aerosmith)
Wonderwall Of Broken Dreams
[Original]
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now

[Chorus 1:Greenday(Band)]
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

[Travis]
Every day I wake up and it's Sunday
Whatever's in my head won't go away
The radio is playing all the usual
And what's a Wonderwall anyway *

[Oasis(Band)]
Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is
out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now...

[Original]
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
Read between the lines
What's ****ed up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

[Chorus 2: Oasis(Band)]
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

[Hook]
[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[Oasis(Band)]
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[Original]
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[Oasis(Band)]
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do

[Original]
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

[Chorus 1:Greenday (Oasis)]
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me)
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me (maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me saves me)
'Til then I walk alone

[Eminem]**[Aerosmith]**REMIX
Sing with me; sing for the year (Sing it!)
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away...

I've chosen this song because...well, the very person I'm about to offend today is the person who enjoys listening to this song...
Wong Jian Ming!
Finally, a great embarrassment laid bare for all to see! (again, literally and figuratively)
I shall start from the beginning of the day:
I was ALMOST late for school, (almost, not quite) and I didn't bring anything save a bag, pencil box, notebook(1), The DaVinci Code, 2 nilam books and later, my English workbook.
I brought so few stuff all on a theory: that is, that no more than 2 teachers would really come into the class. (normal teachers, not relief ones)
And the 2 teachers are: My English teacher and Computer teacher
And yes, I hit the nail on the head, err, bending it a little bit due to the fact that my English teacher didn't come and instead, my Malay teacher came.
Minor blip, not to be missed.
And we had the honour of having the HEADMASTER to relief us! ~whoo! go us!~
We were so frightened and silent during the first 2 periods but on the 3rd, we boys, cocky by nature, started talking, whispers at first, then louder and louder till the headmaster stood up and said " Why do I hear talking?? You all are girls isit? Chattering so much as if we're in a market!"
~shrug~ who said the headmaster's English must be good?
The climax came on the last 2 periods.
While waiting for the relief period, a few boys (not I) decided to indulge in an act they call "Gangbang"
Though this name is most wrongly used, as their version of a gangbang can range from 1v1 or Xv1 (X as in any number)
So, today's victim: yes everyone! Wong Jian Ming!
And the "gangbangers":
1. Jonathan Wu
2. Arthur Lee
3. Koh Wee Jian
4. Tong Juns
(correct me if I missed anymore)
Obviously this isn't acceptable in a classroom! So with a flick of my fingers, I summoned one of the 3 discipline teachers to the scene!
And Jian Ming was half-raped by then.
He and Arthur ran out of the classroom...and was seen by the discipline teacher!
He came in the class, ordered both of them to stand in front of the class, and ordered them to tell him who else was involved. (names stated above)
And after writing their names in a book,(don't ask me what book, I don't know) one by one, they put their hands on the teacher's table, and with a mighty swing of the cane, they got whipped on the ass!! Muahaha!!!!
Wicked Good Scene!
First was Jonathan Wu, then Tong Juns, then Wee Jian , then Arthur.
As for Jian Ming, he tried to negotiate with the teacher saying he was innocent but with his meager vocabulary, the teacher didn't buy it.
Then, (before whacking Jian Ming) the teacher said some famous words :"What were you all doing??"
Jian Ming:" It wasn't my fault! One whole gang came after me and raped me!"
Teacher: " Wahh, this class has a gang!? What's the gang's name?"
Class (loud whispers accompanied by sniggers):" Gangbang!"
Teacher:"This class full of homosexuals isit?" (looking at Jian Ming)
ME (yes, ME!):" No! Only him!" (pointing at Jian Ming)
The class laughs and Jian Ming looked really embarrassed.
Teacher:"Huh!? He's the only gay!?"
No one objected
Teacher:"Bend down."
WHACK!
Jian Ming grabbed his butt and silently walked off while the whole class laughed.

Other than that, nothing interesting happened.
xD

John W.J.K