Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Thursday, 3 April 2008


"Step To Me"

I've been as far as you can go, I've learned a lot and now I know, you're never gonna get me
on the floor again, I'm prepared to take you to the end, never gonna play your games again
bring your whole team and all your friends, but I hope you're listenin.

Haunt me if you want me, but I'll warn you, If you ever step to me..

I sometimes wish that I could fly, hold me tight in your arms tonight, I'm sick of livin
inside a lie, Alright I can't count the time I've tried, stand alone just to lift you high,
you're my answer to the question why

I'm sick of letting you control me and all the places I go, I'm never givin in to you again,
take another look at me and tell me what you see, all of these kats tryin to get under my skin
but they can't step over me. You try to control me but ya can't hold me, you don't own me, if
you ever step to me

I sometimes wish that I could fly, hold me tight in your arms tonight, I'm sick of livin
inside a lie, Alright I can't count the time I've tried, stand alone just to lift you high,
you're my answer to the question why

I know it's not me , take a look inside me, I'm sick of these ways, so sick of these games,
couldn't see it 'til I multiplied you, call me a freak, but I don't want to hear the words you
speak, I'm takin control, just letting you know, that I won't get sucked in by you

I sometimes wish that I could fly, hold me tight in your arms tonight, I'm sick of livin
inside a lie, Alright I can't count the time I've tried, stand alone just to lift you high,
you're my answer to the question why

Haunt me if you want me, but I'll warn you, If you ever step to me again, you try to control
me, but ya can't hold me, you don't own me, if you ever step to me.


Continued: Blasting List: Students
Definition: Okaaay, this is a bit ironic to be talking bad about myself and others who are similar to me.
Students come in all flavours! There are:
1. Nerdy types
2. Dumb types
3. Normal Types
4. Horny types
5. Gamer types
6. Athletic types
7. Retarded types
8. Chinese
9. Malays
10. Indians
11. Others (tres rare!)
12. Loopy types
13. Foul types
14. Law-breaking types
15. Emos
16. Freaky anime addict types
17. Basket-ball addict types
18. Football addict types
19. Badminton addict types
20. Sepak Takraw addict types
21. Gangsters
22. Drug-addicts
23. Big huge furry types
24. Small tiny bare types
25. Cute, plump types
26. Skinny, sticky types
27. Ugly types
28. Cool types
29. Handsome types
30. Rappers
31. Singers
32. Artists
33. Sentimental types
34. Bloggers
35. Rockers
36. Poppers (TeeHee!!)
37. Backstabbers
38. Frontstabbers
39. Sidestabbers
40. Hippies
41. Frat Boys/Girls
42. Uncool types
43. Uncool but tries to act cool types
44. Handicapped types
45. Sinners
46. Big-mouth types
48. Deaf to whatever the teacher is teaching types
49. Jokers
50. Buggers
51. Munggens
52. Annoying types
53. Chatter bots
54. Anti types
55. Lame types
56. Procrastinators
57. Contemplative types
58. Animal torturers
59. Animal lovers
60. Bookworms

Ever play a game where you're a beginner just starting a new game and suddenly when you're high leveled enough, you get to choose a job?
Students are like beginners. When they apply or are chosen(level up) to join a big society or become prefects or librarians, it's like choosing a job. And the teachers are the monsters. Discipline teachers are higher leveled monsters. The heads are really really high leveled monsters and the headmaster is the BOSS.
See? School is like a game!
Your weapons are your brains and wits and communication skills.
Most students are easy to get along with so I won't go explaining all 60 types of students to you.
Wicked!

Blasting List: S.B.B.T Members
Definition: These dudes are like, duuuuddddeee, you ripped that book dude, ya gotta pay for it, dude. They are dubbed as "Pengawas Boss" which means Boss Prefects in English. Except these dudes are so much less harmless than the Dog Prefects. woof woof!
They are somewhat like guardians of the precious lent to students' textbooks. For example:
Tommy has a S.B.B.T book. One day, he absentmindedly drew a small line on the book. Suddenly, multitudes of vicious S.B.B.T members pounce on him! After the dust clears, Tommy is stripped of his processions, lying on the floor with only a barrel for, umm.. personal use.
These dudes are sooo very easy to trick. Here's a cheat: Buy your OWN textbook and bring it to class. Then doodle on it. When the dudes come running towards you to grab your money and clothes and beat you up, let them do so a while (with fake protestings) then go to Puan Gan (the evil teacher who controls these boss prefects) and complain. You can be sure that they won't come over next time even if you doodle on their S.B.B.T books.
Wicked!
Extra notes: Wong Jian Ming has publicly announced that he is in love with Puan Gan. *gasp!!*

To be continued...