Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Wotcha Sep?

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Yaay! I finished The Ragwitch and Queste in 2 days!!
So it was raining a bit in the morning, cancelling off my assembly and bringing Moral up front a bit. Sudden squalls just coming and going, just like that!
So the periods came and went till English...ohcrumbs..I totally FORGOT about my dialogue! And the teacher called me and,(regrettably) Jian Ming out first. So I took the effort to drag his table out and 2 chairs, making it look like a parody of a coffee shop, albeit one with water bottles for drinks.
So since I didn't memorize my part, I took the paper out too. Ugh...and I had to make up the introductions too, since it wasn't written in the scrip I MADE. Jian Ming was just a tag-along.
I NEED MORE BOOKS!!! I'd need about 30 books per month to suppress my hunger for reading.
Jeremy stared intently at the black and white chessboard in front of him. Chewing onto his lower lips while his brain was ticking furiously, he thought of all his possible moves, but there were only two and both would endanger his king. Looking around the chessboard frantically, he chewed his non-existent nails, racking his brains nervously for a solution. What he needed most was a miracle! "Oh just shut it, you only have fifteen minutes left!" Jeremy mentally chided himself. then, he lifted his shivering hand that seemed to weigh a ton and...stopped. He noticed that when his hand hovered above a specific one of his two fatal pieces, his opponent's eyes sparkled evilly. Breathing in a deep breath, Jeremy made his move, steering himself for the worst, he delicately picked up his horseman, deliberately tapping the piece on each checkered tile, making an L-shaped twist and...stopped in front of the enemy's king.
Now his OWN one was in trouble. But it was a move his old master had taught him. The same move he had used to defeat Evan Kashoggi in an online tournament several months back, and the same move he's wishing would work now. It was dubbed, "the king's stallion" by his old master, because the main purpose was to use the horseman to draw the attention of the opponent away.
And it worked! Jeremy sensed uncertainty in his opponent. If he ate Jeremy's pawn, which was the only thing blocking him from victory, his king would be in trouble. Of course there was another move but Jeremy continued the second phrase of the move.
"Beat that if you can!" Jeremy taunted.
"Tick tick tick, times a wasting!" He continued.
With that, Jeremy's opponent freaked out. He hurriedly blocked his king and ,to his utter disbelief, Jeremy moved his CASTLE and took his time to knock out the king.
"Check-mate!"
"You didn't say check!" The boy angrily said.
"I did and I have proof!" Jeremy countered and took out a small recorder. Jeremy showed him the time it was taken, which was a minute ago and he promptly pressed "Play"
the word "Check" echoed through the now devoid of players (except for the audience) hall.
"Howwhywhat!?" The boy was flabbergasted!
"I took the liberty to say "check" when you were taking your time contemplating on your move. I even recorded it for you, see, I'm a nice guy after all."
The shaking boy was led out of the hall while Jeremy stood up and triumphantly accepted the trophy amist the cheering crowd.


This is Lene's essay...well, half of it. I finished it for her, I think. It isn't THAT good though. I barely know what I'm writing, I ain't THAT interested in chess. You don't mind me putting it up, right?
Nope, Janice's are much better.
Oh yeah, don't cry over homework Janice!