Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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Tuesday, 10 June 2008


Black and silver hunting knife!! Got that out of a Percy Jackson story. (book 1?) Thanks Ricky! ( can I call you Ricky? I mean, I AM one of your fan undoubtedly) You write great books!
Okay, so this girl goes to Thailand and she comes back and virtually slaps a quiz on my face.
(crumbs Janice...)


#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Let's get question 1 straight, I have no lover and I'm a nearly sworn bachelor. Nah, I'll surely get a second half but not so soon k?
Answer: I would just shrug and say over and over again in my mind "There are MUCH better ones out there."

#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

Imagine being on a tropical island, eating prawn cocktails ( is there even such a thing?) or (I said OR so your "a dream" still implies) Snoozing away on a stormy midnight.

#3. What will your dream wedding be like?

I'll get wild on this one: Every invited guest will have to don a scuba diving set ( mine and my Juliet's would be encrusted with pearls and diamonds, of course) and have an underwater wedding somewhere in Hawaii. Protective cage included, so we can see sharks live!! It'll be a hard kiss though, but no matter(:
(Hope whales don't swat)

#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

Yeah, I'm confused why petrol and rice prices sky rocketed. What am I gonna drive!? How am I gonna afforded to eat my favourite source of energy eatables??

#5. What's your ideal lover like?

Anything but a mixture of Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan + fat woman + wrinkly old woman + bossy, annoying old woman + shy and demure girl.
Basically, I want someone who can talk when I want her to, keep me entertained, and love me always.
Basically, I want a TV.

#6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

The latter of course!! It's no fun making the first move, excluding proposals, of course(:
#7. What do you see yourself as?

Let me tell you a story: A soldier takes an M16 and shoots some random guy with a volley of Teflon-coated bullets. The guy's whole body frame shakes violently and his clothes tear asunder, but the man himself is not a bit hurt. The soldier stares in shock and cries :" What are you!?"
The guy replies :" I'm complicated."
That, my fellow readers is my answer.

#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

I would act normal!! wait a minute! I don't go around having crushes on people!! The other way round is more like it.

#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

Yes, mum and bro): Though they aren't exactly "things"

#10. If you had a choice, what kind of family you want to be born into?

Those TV commercial families, duhh.

#11. Is being tagged fun?

Heck NO! You'll have to drag yourself till the middle of the night when no one's there to do it!!

#12. How do you see yourself in ten years time?

15+ 10= 25.
I'd be getting my masters, I guess. Or maybe working as a big boss in a bigger company in a bigger than bigger corporate world.

#13. Who are currently the most important people to you?

FAMILY and FRIENDS!! I can't specify, sorry.

#14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

She's awesome, yet troubled. Admirable and worthy to be called Friend!

#15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

I'd rather be single and rich(: Probably be some famous singer/actor so girls would swoon over me. Getting married doesn't actually guarantee you happiness, you know... AND because I know THIS!: Men marry because they're bored, women, curious. Both are disappointed.

#16. What's the first thing you do every morning?

I drag myself to the shower and brush my teeth and head off to school.

#17. Would you give all in a relationship?

NO! Lest I be betrayed. But if I really know the other won't, then maybe I'd think about it.

#18. Do you live to love, live to hate or live for the sake of living?

Somewhere between live to love and hate. Cross out "sake of living" instantly.

#19. What type of friends do you like?

Unback-stabbing, kind and wealthy (just kidding) friends!!

#20. What type of friends do you dislike?

Dumb as a mule types.

Tag: Bob the Builder.
SAVE THE BOBS!!

Shall blog properly NEXT time. Sleep awaits for the moment.
John W.J.K