I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?
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I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it? About
boo!
John Morgenstern ![]() Walking Disasters
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Designed and made by FsDesigns Saturday, 14 June 2008
Okay, too many things happened, some of which I cannot believe happened; others, hilarious. Okay, I did the most mind blowing risk EVER! School record breaking? You betcha. I brought my P.S.P to school today. And I practically flashed it around everywhere! Unbeknown to the prefects/ teachers, obviously. But I think they had somewhat a clue. So I practically went online in Geo, played Warriors Orochi in Eng and listened to songs in B.M. Fun, no? Then after recess was when the real trouble came. Thank God for Wai Soon and Tun Kai. Dudes!! You saved my life!! Erm, P.S.P's life. They came in the class with this excited mix frantic mix agitated mix wild look, called Chun Hong out and spoke to him. Chun Hong came back in with the same look. Bad news. What he said spread like wild fire. Spot-check. Indeed those words had their effect on me, and I found myself with THE look. Okay, my options were few. Either hide it in my underwear (sick, right? That's for the desperates) or stuff it somewhere in the class where prefects won't check. Those 2 are the best choices. I chose neither one of them. Instead, I made option 3. Option 3: out of your own creativeness, hide something illegal in YOUR OWN BAG. Be sure to hid it well, this is more of a challenge to the prefect than a fear of it being found. NEVERTHELESS, I SHALL PREVAIL! Okay,by now, word of my P.S.P has spread to the form 4s, which is like, WOAH! Stupid Chun Hong, he told 1 person and the whole form 4s were like, wooo!! Wild! Okay, I had an estimated 1 period (roughly 35 mins) to find a hiding place. So I chose my bag!! The place they would guarantee check. So now what? My sweet bag has no secret compartments mind you. Waaiiit! Maybe this would help: Things in my bag 1. New co-curriculum shirt in a transparent plastic bag. 2. Text books and workbooks. 3. Folder with tons of papers in it. So how do I make a hiding place out of THESE things? It's simple, really. First, take out the shirt and hide the P.S.P in it. Fold it up neatly and stuff it back in the plastic bag, making sure the school logo is showing clearly. (for psychological purposes) Next, take out all the books and put the shirt in the bottom of the bag, again with the logo showing clearly. Then take an exam question paper (or any other pieces of paper will do) and put it on top of the plastic bag. NEXT! Put your text books and workbooks back as usual, remember to make it scruffy and messy. Take more paper out and just chuck them in the bag. Make it look as messy as possible, with the shirt hidden, of course. Take any text book out and open it wide on the table, as if you were studying and was suddenly called out. Put the folder under your desk and you're done! So they checked us one by one, blah blah blah, then we had to go outside while they checked our bags. Everyone crowded against the back door because my bag was there. They wanted to see if the prefects could pass my test or not. It was so crowded that I could barely see myself. So I stepped aside and crossed my fingers. Then suddenly a hush, and everyone looked at me. He was checking my bag. Doom? not quite. The form 4s on the top floor were looking at me. They knew. A prefect was looking at me. Suddenly everyone suspected me! I kept real casual but my heart was pounding. As fast as it began, it ended quite long! The prefect was taking the longest time to check my bag! Anxiety was growing. And then excited whispers erupted. He moved on!! WHOOO!! People congratulated me like I had just won the Marathon or something. Phew. But poor Jian Ming hadn't much luck. The prefects found tissue paper in his bag and he had to pay a buck. After school, I was hanging around when this form4/5 guy looked at me and saw my name tag. "You're John Wong ar?" "Uhh, yeah?" "You brought a P.S.P to school and escaped the spot check!!" Then 2 prefects came out and confiscated my P.S.P. That's not quite true. 2 prefect were going home and passed me. I called out to them: "Hey! Try harder next time." All the while flashing my P.S.P. School Record: John Wong Joon Kit was the first ever student to bring a P.S.P to school (M.B.S.S.K.L), play it in class WITH a teacher present, go online using the school's WiFi IN CLASS AND manage to escape a spot-check on the SAME day. After that I went Sunway. But no ice skating this time! I went archery instead(: Kinda fun, didn't get a bullseye though): Then bro bought me a K.H ring and necklace!! Didn't like the shopkeeper though): Okay, I have so much to say but I'll stop here for now. Toodles(: John W.J.K
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