Told ya I'd post this(:

Ok mites, too daay:
I add another unique event to my impossible list : Avoiding Uttaya's cane.
MUAHAHA
So it was the last last last of the last period for the day : Art
And as usual we were shouting, screaming, playing and walking around, oblivious to the teacher. (who never teaches)
Then finally she got fed up and went to The GAN. Brief conversation and The GAN dragged Uttaya along into our class. Then they were ordering those who made noise to come out. Stupid Jian Ming...he forced me to stand up along with him. Along with a few others but not ALL. So we (and the others) went out and they started saying that we're honest but honesty doesn't get you anywhere except trouble, right? So I mumbled to Jian Ming :"You got me into this, now get me out."
So The GAN told us to write our names while Uttaya whipped our asses soundly and sent us to bed. 2 demerits and a caning!! That's too much! So When it was our turn to write our names, Jian Ming started weaving a lie to The GAN and the dumb teacher. Apparently, I was "arranging the tables" and while I did that, one of the table legs stubbed his "toe." The pain was "too much" for him to bear and he cried out loudly. The teacher looked at us doubtfully but I saved the day with my "Super Cute and BIG Doe eyes"(I thank my contacts for that amazing power) and she eventually succumbed to my innocent-ness. XD
In the end, we didn't get caned nor demerited. She's so dumb. In actual fact, I was attacking Jian Ming with my "Fist of Fury."
Okay, I don't think I've mentioned this : "I've gotten my contact lens!!"
The first day was all, woah! sweet! nice! so clear! Then the second day it started giving me problems ; everytime I blinked, both contacts would dislocate for a moment and then move back. That's so annoying...everytime I open my eyes there's that rippling effect. But all in all, it's so much clearer than my spectacles. I still remember I took 20 minutes to get the lens in and over an hour to get them out on my first try. (Btw, I didn't actually take them out in the end, the optician did)

John W.J.K