I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?
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Narcissist Bastard
About
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John Morgenstern  Walking Disasters
Look back!
August 2007 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 September 2010 October 2010 Speak Rattus Rattus
Designed and made by FsDesigns Thursday, 21 August 2008
I remembered why I hate my brother so much. Sigh...is he that stupid or is it chemically embedded in him? We'll never know but in the end, it's the same. Okay, my fault I wanted to make a Pandora. And well, it worked. But bricked my PSP. Still, I was in the process of unbricking and downgrading it when HE (the fool) came along. "I WANNA PLAY SUIKODEN" "No" "Why? You bricked your PSP right? MUMMMMYYY!!!! JOHN BRICKED HIS PSP" This is a classic case of "pull him in the pool together when you've no choice but to fall." Sigh...I was 99% done and he came along, shattering that vital 1%. double sigh.. YOU ARE A FOOL! GET IT!? WHY MUST YOU DO THAT!? You leave me no choice but to take revenge. John W.J.K
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
"LOVELESS" Prologue When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end The goddess descends from the sky Wings of light and dark spread afar She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting
Friday, 15 August 2008
Yesterday was the so-called "7/14" Amen. I had all the bad luck anyone could ever hope for. First off, a sudden spot check. I had to stuff my permanent CD marker* behind the teacher's table (didn't work) and they caught me for illegal socks. Stupid. Plain stupid. Made me wear rubber boots, they did): *pout* And what more, they don't care about size. They gave me a size 7 when I was well over size 10!! Needless to say they didn't fit and I didn't bother to wear them. Barefoot, haha =.= Sheesh... Good thing I had backup though(: Chun Hong, you're disgusting. He poured water in the boots and spat in it, followed by a strand of...pubic hair. sick sick sick! Then Jian Ming got GOOD FOR HIM! He injured my bare feet with his chair. *Substitute calligraphy pen, didn't work. Permanent stuff aren't allowed, I can't see why. The dogs practically sniffed it out. John W.J.K
Monday, 11 August 2008
Tagged By Chun Hong (Just for laughs.) 1. What is the relationship of you with her?. Firstly, Chun Hong is a BOY. Secondly, there's no secondly. 2. Your 5 impressions towards her? Towards HIM! HIM!!! Get it!? HIM!! 3. The most memorable thing she has done for you? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? This survey is a FRAUD! 4. The most memorable thing she has said to you? WHAT. THE. 5. If she becomes your lover, you will rather wed an ugly fat porker just because she's a SHE (feminine) than be homosexually attuned. 6. If she becomes your enemy, you will say that there is no IF to this question because if the chemistry between us somehow sparks, this questions will be rephrased without the IF. 7. If she becomes your lover, she has to improve on his sexually acquainted nature. What am I saying? CROSS OUT THIS QUESTION! 8. If she becomes your enemy, the reason is because he's a fag/gay. 9. The most desirable thing to do for her is to avoid him at all costs. 10. The overall impression of her is negative. 11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you? They'd probably think I'm a "lad". WELL SAID TRUDI CANAVAN! 12. The character for you for yourself is everything positive. 13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is? everything negative! 14. The most ideal person you want to be is anyone but Edison Chen. 15. For the people who care about and likes you, say something about them. Well, who can blame them? -wink wink nudge nudge- Ten people to tag. 1) K.F.C 2) McDonalds 3) Burger King 4) Maggi 5) Milo 6) Marry Brown 7) Spiderman 8) Superman 9) Batman 10) Neo Who is number 2 having a relationship with? uhh....french fries? Is number 3 a male of a female? It's a THING. If number 7 and 10 were together would it be a good thing? Super heroes working together are ALWAYS a good thing. How about number 5 and 8? Well, Milo always said "Milo the stuff of champions" or something like that. Superman drinking milo isn't surprising. What is number 1 studying about? Chickens? Is number 4 single? No, tons of people are eating HER/IT everyday!.
Saturday, 9 August 2008
I remember hearing Kang Yao say this once: When you apply for a job overseas and you show them your P.M.R results, they'll take it and scrunch it into a ball, then throw it in the waste paper basket. Because they don't know what that is! Which IS figuratively true. Malaysia's standard is just too darn LOW! Heck! just the other day, we were noisily chattering with each other , oblivious to Rahayu in front. Then she shouted with her stupid rough malay voice : WHY YOU ALL BUAT BISING WHEN I AM IN FRONT HERE? Then I cockily replied : Next door la teacher. Rahayu: EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT THAT DUMB! HAHA! That, my friends is stupidity at its peak! She's not THAT dumb but still she admits that she's dumb. I pon-ed today): Woke up a wee bit too late. Thought Lamizbeth would be coming but I guess not. Thank God.... John W.J.K
Friday, 8 August 2008
Even If the Morrow is Barren of Promises, Nothing Shall Forestall my Return -Loveless So Trials came and went, with nearly ( with the exception of me, of course(: ) everyone jumping around and fiddling with their air guitars, shouting : CHOP SUEY!!! Then the much anticipated, dreaded, feared and not to mention shocking UNSW:E exam came! (University of New South Wales : English) Most were forced to take, unlike me. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY PEOPLE!! I thought it was just like the one last year. I thought I should have ample time to do it. I was WRONG Not only did Time conspire against me, English too! I took a sneak peek around and saw everyone with their answer papers empty and were snoring off their heads. Much to my dismay, I did not have enough time to finish revising those cursed questions. Then a whole bunch of stuff happened. When I say that, I mean: Punishments + Jokes + Vigorous Study (konon) + Hardwork (konon juga) + Sleep/ Time x Willpower = A whole bunch of stuff MALAYSIA BOLEH! Oops, MALAYSIA mungkin boleh. - Jin Wu. Typical of him. John W.J.K
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