stop complaining i don't blog! sheesh, i haven't the sum-gey ( means interest somewhat) do go on!
Fine, here's a post if you care to read.
Butterfly : I realized i can't do the butterfly. Y'know, that swimming technique. mmhm, right. can't do the butterfly.
This is Justin! My aunt's husband's brother's son :D isn't he just adorable?

Uhh..soo I went to s'pore on Wednesday. My cousin's right! he said Singapore is boring. On the very first night, he brought us to Geylang! Okay wait let me this back :
Day 1 : My cousin (another one) was speeding like some possessed demon! He actually took less than 3 hours (7 till 9.30) to get to JB! even after we stopped twice! anyways, we had McD lunch at JB city center something. ( we actually walked aimlessly around for half an hour trying to decide on what to eat)
(by the way : we refers to my 2 girl cousins and 1 guy cousin and I)
After that we were driving around trying to get to the immigration point. Tough luck, they sealed all the roads. Stupid signs said WOODLANDS -> so we went -> and ended up getting diverted. My cousin (guy) kept spewing colourful cantonese words. hehe I shan't repeat them for the sakes of some unfortunate junior readers. Anyways! We called tai yee (aunt) and derek ( cousin) and they were like, so impatient. kept asking us to find some petrol station (petrolnas or caltex ) so we FINALLY found them. was pretty straight-forward after that. went through the immi and got stuck in a jam. okay fine, JAM. I tried to sms lene then but couldn't. ( later i found out i needed to add +65) Anyways that was when the radio started going haywire (MY FM dum dum dum ~STATIC~ 98.7 FM ) odd. then my dad's i-lend-to-you phone started going crazy too. every second an sms came in from maxis. Then my maxis turned into singtel. Go dad and his roaming.
okay nevermind. immi, we were cursing at those slow-pokes then when we reached the counter, i had to fill in some white card! heehee, better not curse anymore or you might end up with the same fate ,eh?
So derek was like : aiya! you didn't fill up!? then to the guy : sorry la bro, sorry la.
Okay FINALLY we reached their place. Turns out I have to sleep with my 2 GIRL COUSINS.
ouch.
so after that we went out to jurong point. okaaay, we actually rotted around @ John Little. (teehee my namesake)
Blah blah blah then we went over to my AUNT'S MOTHER-in-LAW'S house. sheesh, my aunt is so rude to them. derek too, well we were actually waiting for derek but for 2 HOURS!! can you believe it!? we rotted at their place for over 2 hours!! I was sleeping/lolling on their couch. but justin was there so it's okay. i think justin is gonna grow up to be a gay. why? because he sticks to guys more than girls. my 2 cousins tried to coax him but resulted in an EPIC PHAIL. i took pictures of him and he came lumbering over to me, all the while giggling and gibbering.
JUSTIN IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN KENDRICK OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME
credits to lene's blog which credits shermae's friendster account which indirectly credits their camera/ her phone. therefore credits go to her phone/camera and non to them.

after that we went to some cafe called yellow banana / 3 monkeys cafe ( i never figured out which is the main name) for dinner. there, i managed to sms lene. like FINALLY. after a billion tries!! (okay not but it seems like it) anyways, I gobbled down a whole Joe burger!( i forgot the name , just remembered Joe and burger) i was like, ordering it and they said : are you sure you can finish that? then aunt said : aiya if he can't we'll help him la.
Mmhm! They helped me alright, helped me eat the fries that is. Gosh it was huge! not even TGI's worldfamous burger could defeat me but this totally knocked me out. Still, i managed to eat a bit more after that but pheew.. mass overload.
then after that!! we ( derek, cousins and the possessed driver cousin) took a walk along orchard road. sweeet, i took pictures of the revolving donut.
Dollies!! reminds me of Noddy.
Fake tree thingy!
Need I say more?
and the GIANT INEDIBLE REVOLVING GLITTERING DONUT!
ORCHARD ROAD!!!!! ( and the tiny sticky square note there says CAVE CUM!!!)
i think? Singaporeans go find out yourselves.

Then we went to the MRT station and met up with one of my 2 girl cousins university friends.
3 guys 2 girls. well actually to be more specific, one of the guys had a beaver-like face with pimples ( HAH I CAN SAY THAT WITHOUT GUILT NOW!!! BECAUSE MINE'S ALL CLEARED UP!!!(shall blog about that next time, or later?))
anyways he was hitting on the elder of my cousin girls!!! sheesh, the younger is nicer, why choose the elder?
Another guy was like, TALL. A long haired guy. man, he was TALL! (didn't i just mention that? yes it did but i felt that it needed to be repeated, and when i repeat twice i say it's something worth mentioning blah blah blah) I mean, yeah, I'm tall, i admit. (sheepishly) I'm taller than derek, taller than my demon possessed cousin, taller than both my girl cousins, taller than the 2 other guys and the 2 other girls but this guy is taller than me by almost half a head!!
okay the LAST guy : this guy is so totally NERD. yeah you got that right, NERD. everything about him is NERDISH. I mean, people just can over nerd this guy. well, maybe except that guy i saw in popular the other time. Okay that one is number 1 and this one is number 2! I mean, if nerdishness is a crime, these 2 will be public enemy number 1 & 2 .
gosh..NERD. Something to remember : he was wearing spectacles.

Okay moving on, i shan't talk about the girls lest some people call me a sexist. yeah i talk bad about boys but not girls! because i'm a boy so i'm obliged to talk bad about those of the male species. I'll spare the girls. oh come ON!

so we walked around orchard road, our little rowdy band of thieves teenagers ( oh did i mention i'm in love with MCR'S teenagers? yeah i know it's a bit late but music is supposed to last forever! )

Then derek was like : LETS GO TO THE PUB!!!
then everyone was like, sure why not? then i said : helloo? am i allowed in ? i'm only 15 y'know. and he was like, oh.
oh.
Then my other cousin reminded him that she too was only 17. so his plans got an EPIC PHAIL.
H.A! (Half-Assed laughter)
so there we parted ways with my cousin's friends. but MR BEAVER and MR NERD just wouldn't go! okay fine! let them tag along. we started walking back to the cafe then. oh did i mention derek works at the cafe and that the cafe is owned by his aunt? i didn't did i? now i did.
anyways, we had to cross through a shopping mall. just a lil and there were those hand phone shops EVERYWHERE! that's when i saw it. tucked away in a corner, just a pane of glass seperating us. Xperia 1.
: O
anyways i stared at it a bit longer , but they were walking away too fast, so i had to tear my eyes away from it and rejoin them.
back at the cafe, i spent my first dollars @ 7/11. a bottle of water. whooo go H2O!!
anyways derek wanted to bring us for a ride in his car, so we piled in, minus my aunt.
just the 6 of us. my demon possessed cousin had to go back to JB. 6 including mr beaver and mr nerd.
then i found out the shocking truth! mr beaver actually had a beaver ancestorial! derek was also demon possessed!! he sped like a...demon! in singapore! can you believe it?
okay nevermind. we got a free car tour. and off all places, guess where he went?

!!!! i shan't state what's on the picture for prostitutional purposes various purposes regarding whores people of immorality.(but you can pretty well READ, can't you?)


yup! there! we drove around there. derek brought us INCHES close to them ahem ahems. they were looking at us and we them, with only a pane of glass separating them from us. made me feel like how that X1 did when i was looking at it. woah! they were like, LINING UP in the alleyways. We made a joke out of it, naturally. i asked : are those them!!??? and derek was like, yeah, those are the licensed ones. And those are the freelancers. XD
gosh i even whipped out my camera and took some pictures!!




ahem hem, no comments. ( heehee pretty candid hur?)
and the catchphrase from derek was : YOU DON'T CHOOSE THEM, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
makes me feel like i'm some pokemon. Pikachu! i choose you! I found out that there were like, 40 districts!! or more, how'd i know!? i ain't singaporean. when we turned in, derek said : Welcome to Geylang. Please enjoy yourselves.
anyways, we drove up to mt fable after that horrendous exhibition of chickens: the view and wind was so nice : D




whooo go night mode!
okay what else? mr beaver started getting brave. he wanted to hold my elder cousin's hand but she was like : don't you dare go too far!
then both of them turned around and saw me staring.
AWKWARD!
anyways we drove mr beaver and mr nerd back to their hostel after that and went home.

DAY 2 : this is getting boring isn't it? we woke up at 6 something. well i woke up in the middle of the night because it was so dang hot! the fan was facing them ): ah well, ladies first, right? anyways, they were chattering at 6, that woke me up and i was like, ugh..here we go again.
AWKWARD!

took a shower and brushed my teeth. then aunt let me use msn a bit. okaaaay. oh did i mention lene and i had to pay 1 buck for each sms we sent to each other? i must've spent like 30 bucks worth of sms-es! lene spent 10. And she's forcing me to pay her back!
You want your 10, you come get it yourself!

anyways, the second day was pretty boring. derek dropped my cousins and i at vivo city and went to fix his car. sheeesh....
so we just walked and walked and met up with MR BEAVER AND MR NERD, AGAIN!!!
sheesh, can't they just go away?! anyways mr beaver was looking as beaverish as ever wherelse mr nerd...
okay i told you to remember something, right? something about mr nerd,mmhm. well he wasn't wearing whatever i said just now. which made him look like a SUCKER AND A NERD. Mr sucking nerd.
sheesh, just because i wore contacts doesn't mean he has to follow suit.
and nooo, he isn't wearing contacts. he actually TOOK OFF HIS whatever i stated !! what a dumbass. he looked so stupid!! MR STUPID SUCKING NERD.
ugh...
anyways we walked around and met up with the rest of cousin's friends (minus tall guy). then we walked around the skytop which was like, veeery nice but pretty useless designs.
Then we went to some food republic place for lunch. 5 bucks lunch!!! crazy.
okay the rain spoilt all my plans so i continued tagging along with them. derek dropped us off at the 2 girls' hostel and each room was like, so tiny!! how in the world did they fit 2 beds in it!!!?!?!?
took a shuttle bus to singapore's biodiversity museum. EWWWW gross. dead preserved animals!!! and they don't keep everything behind glass!!! yuck! i saw this monkey floating in yellowed liquid, like how humans are kept in large glass tubes in final fantasy 7.
yuck!
I took pictures but i shan't put them on.
ADULT CONTENT MUAHAHAHAHA
okay we wanted to go to the library after that but non students of NUS weren't allowed.

we went to the G max place when it stopped raining, but just nice when we reached there it started raining again. stupid stupid stupid.
So we went to mr tall guy's hostel place for a look see. and gosh! he was wearing a hair band!! not the rubber band type hair bands, the plastic curve ones? he looked for all the world like an old aunty!!
XD
okay after that i forgot but we ended up in SMRT ( some light rail transit thingy) and bought tickets to ...uh... oh boon keng!
mr beaver and mr S.S NERD still insisted to tag along until we bought the tickets. that's when they left. that's the last we saw of them, like PHEW.
okay went to jurong point from boon keng and met up with aunt and derek there. derek treated us to dinner!! crystal jade something something place.
so AFTER that we went to IMM for shopping! didn't buy much though. bought wonka nerd sna d goobstoppers!! yeehaw!! it's like, impossible to find in malaysia.
but then again, you can't find bubble gum in s'pore, so 1 for 1?
NOT! 1 for 2!
okay so we went back after that. wow, i blogged so long!
DAY 3 : LAST DAY whooo you don't have to put up with my garbage anymore.
i insisted on us going on the singapore flyer. so derek dropped us off there and went to work, he only took 2 days leave.
so aunt went in and said, how much for 1 ticket? 29 bucks. WHA!? for how long? half an hour. what THE!? 1 buck per minute?!
okay so aunt said : let John go alone bah, so expensive.
i really wanted to go so i said i'd pay myself. then the guy was like, how about the rest of you?
aunt : we wait here la!
him : huh!? how can?? he go alone??
aunt : no choice la, so expensive.
him : okay la okay la. I close 1 eye and give you christmas promotion.
the promotion was 2 adults and 2 children under 12. my cousins are so short you know!! like,not even 160 i guess. so the guy said the younger one looked like an 11 year old, and the elder he counted as 12. XD
we laughed hard at that one.
so 60 bucks plus tax i think.
they gave us earphones and some odd device. gosh..can't upload anymore pictures!!
sheesh.
anyways this guy called..i forgot his name but it had a keng in it i think? he was like our guide. not really, we were just listening to his voice over the earphones and the device.
so it started a bit fast but slowed down drastically. so slow!! and it was quite high.
okay i'm slightly afraid of heights.
heightophobie or something, can't really be bothered to Google it.
then after that we took the MRT to dhoby ghaut ( however you pronounce it) dobi gourt? hoby haut? hoby gourt? like WHATEVER!
then we went to little india from there. went to this huge but dirty place called mustafa. there i bought like 117 bucks worth of sweets and chocolate!!!!!

whooo

chocofest people!!

i'm getting bored. at mustafa, lene called me!! according to her, she said caroline was on the phone but was rendered speechless at the sexy and cute powers of my sexy and cute voice! muahahaha
lene's upset i told her she had a singaporean accent ):
no worries!

okay my trip ends there. took a bus back to KL with mr tall guy!!!
but i left stars in singapore ):
ahh i can't sleep without stars!!!

okay END.
phew, like FINALLY.