I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?
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Narcissist Bastard
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John Morgenstern  Walking Disasters
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Designed and made by FsDesigns Thursday, 19 March 2009
thank you caroline for telling me my "you actually love banananas" don't work. BANKAI!!!! Okay so DAY 3 went to the beach..until 4.30 pm!!! But we went for a NATURE (i'm not old!) walk outside. BORIRNG! then we went to the beach :D so i was swimming around with my nice sword, just hopping seacritters in half, that's all *innocent look* then this bollywood guy was like, catching crabs. i wanted to catch fishes with this plastic bag i got, but he asked me to help him catch crabs. okaaaay so we spent like, half an hour catching nonexistant crabs on the beach, then moved on to catching monitor lizards. epic fail so finally we went back swimming. then he saw canoes for hire and went to check the price. mum called me for pizza so i left him. when he came back, he went to his wife ( YES WIFE) and was like, looking around for me. then he saw me gone and just plopped back down next to his wife (YES WIFE) with a disappointed look on his face. so after my pizza i went back and when he saw me, he quickly asked him wife (YES WIFE) to put lotion on his back. then he called me over to go canoeing with him. OH, and he calls his wife (YES WIFE), THE WIFE (YES WIFE) we went over to an island and was browsing through seashells and junk. he has alot of colourful words in his vocab. we found 2 sticks,a bag and and a rubber ball :D after that, we went over to yet another island. found nothing though i chopped up alot of stuff. went back and i went swimming in the pool. 4.30, went back to the room and had a shower.went out had buffet and that's the end of my day toodles. sorry, mum's giving me THE LOOK, have to rush up a bit.
THE POST! (To prove its visibility ( or disinvisibility)) I like cats TADA!
Monday, 16 March 2009
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia [x] You were born in Asia [ ] You use the term "Azn" [ ] You think DDR is cool [ ] You've watched lots of anime [ ] You like Korean drama [ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone [x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race [x] You eat rice almost every day [x] You drink lemon tea So far: 5 [x] You style your hair [x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster [x] You speak languages other than English [ ] Your parents are strict [ ] Your parents have high expectations of you [ ] You always get A's/B's on your report [x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/accounting So far: 9 [x] You know your multiplication table [ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong [ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge So far: 10 [x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship [x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) [x] You're not the only child [x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February [x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do [x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted [ ] You can solve a rubiks cube [x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house ( however did you know?) [x] You play video games So far: 18 [x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home [ ] You have karaoke at home [ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times [ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house [x] You own a gaming console [x] You don't wear shoes in your house [x] You can use chopsticks [ ] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't So far: 22 [x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day [x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod [x] You don't like football [x] You like Soccer So far: 26 [x] You have a curfew [ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means [ ] You know what purikura is( alot of girl like to use it) [x] You like bubble tea [x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come [x] You've played final fantasy [ ] You believe in fortune cookies So far: 30 [x] You know what is bok choy [ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" [x] You've had pockys/yan yan before( dip the biscuit into the chocolate is a snack..) [x] When you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad" So far: 33 Multiply your raw score by 2. That prove how asian you are I am 66 % asian ' KANZAAIIII!!
Note, no cable + camera = no pictures I'm in LANGKAWI! 4D3N Day 1 5-8.25 AM = Airport to airplane 8.30 - 9.30 = LANGKAWI~ 9.35 - 9.55 = wasted time finding lost sunglasses 9.55 - 2.30 = went many places 2.30 - ahh i don't know = The andaman resort Went Duty-free shopping, bought lots of chocolates and i bought a life-sized sword :D Got scammed eating seafood in a far too expensive place >< Sleep saw monkey saw elephants saw baby elephant sucking milk from mummy elephant while walking went to the Loaf had onion soup had chicken burger had mocktail lemon and more lemon mocktail day 2 woke up washed up went down to the beach played around in the water mum smuggled some food for me food too expensive lah can't blame me i'm innocent picked up seashells went to rocky area cut feet and legs saw seashells fused into rocks painful found egg nice egg colourful sat on chair picked up coral used coral to break off the crust on the egg 2 layers outer was earthen inner was blue stone pretty thought it was human skull frightened not anymore nice egg washed it brought to room went swimming no girls only children pool was too shallow lame pool boring went up shower went out went to underwater world expensive RM28 per person dad and i went in mum went shopping dad picked up starfish said it looked like crayon drawings dad picked up sea cucumber said it was like holding a piece of cloth disgusting went out bought more swords happy cheaper went for leg massage nice happy expensive thought it would be better spent on buying more swords want more swords AAHHH i want ): ahh well went for dinner didn't get scammed nice food saw someone who looked like selina enraptured not maybe? she was hot mmm went back to resort enjoyed self sitting here now using complimentary Internet happy Someone gave me this THE LONG-TAILED MARAQUE There's a gathering tonight : there'll be twenty. For hors d'oeuvres, fruit and leaves in bounteous plenty. Afterwards, party games- where they strut and they dance, And a light meal of crab, if there's the chance. But they're a bit agressive (even with their relations), So we suggest you decline their party invitation. Funny, I'm still trying to find this party. But i think there won't be any, for it is raining. This is for you, good night
Tuesday, 3 March 2009
So today we GuoBin and I were trying to ease up the rising tension (exams tomorrow D: ) So we talked and talked and talked and finally racism came up. ME: I like to hold-od racist views, racist views, racist views~~ GB: haha ME: got any racist jokes? GB: uh..well there was once a malay, chinese and indian. They were standing infront of the devil you see? so the devil says " tell me something honest abut yourself or i'll send you to hell!" so the chinese said "i think i'm...generous" *poof* he was sent to hell. then the indian said " i think i'm handsome!" *poof* sent to hell. so the malay said "i think..." *poof* hell bound :D (was laughing like shi- over that one) GB: how bout you? ME: okay so there was a french guy, chinese and malay. they were standing on cliff. so the frenchie takes out a bottle of eau de french, puffs a bit on himself and throws it down the cliff. then he said " my country has so much of that crap that i don't even miss that one!" so the chinese turns to the malay and kicks him down the cliff, much to the surprise of the french. the chinese then says " my country has so many of those trash, that i don't even care about that one" * so during lit today, MRS ramani asked " honestly answer me. which one of you cartoons have been blogging about me? so i sheepishly raised my hand and she asked " so YOU'RE the one who has been blogging bout my body shape and size la!" ME: noo! i said *GOOD* things about you! M.R: what good things? ME: uh...how i enjoyed your classes? M.R: is that sarcasm i sense? ME: nooo! honestly, i forgot what i wrote even. but word has it that someone has been writing bad things bout ramani. ahem, MRS ramani. and about this MRS thing, she disallows us from calling her PUAN. says PUAN RAMANI is her husband's name. MRS is for maiden name. and HER maiden name is.... *drum roll* SARA!
Monday, 2 March 2009
oops! Sorry bout the missing days. All 3 comps broke down. ( not a lame excuse!) these (including today) are my last 10 days of my 15th year on earth, go me! Not! hell my 16th b'day on an EXAM DAY?! and i told mum NOT to buy me a present. I'm waiting for THE present. Tradition see? you get your first hphone on your 16th birthday. But since N97 isn't out yet, I can postpone it :D and yes, Wednesday is the start of my exams. Thought of this: I kissed a boil and I licked it Tasted like 10 things that shouldn't be mentioned I licked a boil just to try it Thought I might've gotten a pension it tasted fine like cooking wine I'm gonna scrape it tonight I kissed a boil and I shared it they just loved it yeah! These boils they taste so fabulous Rough skin and pus so incredulus shapes that look like small modulus They look good and taste good Aint no big deal just add so Thai-ai sauce That was lame I live daily in fear of my hair getting caught and I'm starting to enjoy add maths, the horror! which still does not tell me why I aced my maths I guess that'll be one of life's unanswerable questions.
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