Narcissist Bastard
I'm 17, living in a holed up box under the sewers of KL. This trashed up laptop I found is my only connection to the world outside.
That didn't really work, did it?

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John Morgenstern

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Monday, 16 March 2009


[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost every day
[x] You drink lemon tea

So far: 5

[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/accounting

So far: 9

[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

So far: 10

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house ( however did you know?)
[x] You play video games

So far: 18

[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

So far: 22

[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You like Soccer

So far: 26

[x] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is( alot of girl like to use it)
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

So far: 30

[x] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before( dip the biscuit into the chocolate is a snack..)
[x] When you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"

So far: 33

Multiply your raw score by 2.

That prove how asian you are
I am 66 % asian '

KANZAAIIII!!