I need a way to add words to the iPod’s vocabulary. While the autocorrect function is very useful (esp. considering the cramped keyboard and my chunky fingers), there are certain words—and I’m talking about profanity here—I use a lot which it doesn’t recognize. Supposedly the touch will eventually “learn” the words I want to use, but I rolled out of bed the other day and turned on my laptop to find out I’d told my friends that “It’s snowing outside. Duck.”

This isfunny hilarious xD

Oh my GOODNESS!
damn....
4mil views! double damn...

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Tagged by a cat

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 15 people to be tagged. You cannot to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Coke ): 7 lumps of sugar in CO2 water..
2. Last phone call: uh...some random lady asking for dad?
3. Last text message: mum?
4. Last song you listened to: Don't Trust Me
5. Last time you cried: ...when dad hit me like, a zillion years ago?

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: not even once xD
7. Been cheated on: yeaah, but nothing about love.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: MUM! because she put on lipstick ):
9. Lost someone special: YES! PLUE!!
10. Been depressed: nope :D
11. Been drunk and threw up: I have a liver of steel!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Red
13. Black
14. Grey

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: i guess?
16. Fallen out of love: yeeaah, sort of, with OWL CITY! and more inportantly, BREANNE DUREN!!
17. Laughed until you cried: laugh yes, but i can't seem to cry
18. Met someone who changed you: not yet
19. Found out who your true friends were: sort of
20. Found out someone was talking about you: YES! 2 librarian girls were whispering and giggling behind my back and tuck seng told me they were talking about me!
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nooo
22. How many people on your facebook friends list do you know in real life?: like..80%?
23. How many kids do you want to have: 0! don't want to get married (currently)
24. Do you have any pets: 0! they always end up dead
25. Do you want to change your name: hell yeah
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Eat baskin robbins
27. What time did you wake up today: 8.30 a.m
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: tinkering around with itouch :D
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: N97!!!
30. Last time you saw your Mother: more than an hour ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my attention span
32. What are you listening to right now: Richman :D
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: tom...tom cruise?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: physics!
35. Most visited webpage: lene's blog xD lifeless much
36. Whats your real name: James Bond
37. Nicknames: uh...GOKU!
38. Relationship Status: Complicated
39. Zodiac sign:
Chinese: Rooster! bok bok bok
Western: Pisces
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Elementary?: SRJK(c) Jln Davidson
42. Middle School?: Confucius/MBS
43. High school/college?: nooot availabllee, which makes me think what age group these 100 Q are meant for.
44. Hair colour: Dark brown, fringe : light brown, underlight : soft brownish
45. Long or short: medium?
46. Height: 17x , x= 6,7....OH YEAH I GREW TALLER TODAY! JUST NOTICED! WHOOOO
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: hell yeah
48: What do you like about yourself?: my totally uber awesomeness!!
49. Piercings: never! infectiooon
50. Tattoos: oh yeaah, thinking of a fire sign
51. Righty or lefty: Lefty :D

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: .....never
53. First piercing: never
54. First best friend: JOSEPH!
55. First sport you joined: ...uh.....uh...don't know, never? um..ice skating?
56. First vacation: VIENNA, HUNGARY, EGYPT all rolled into one!
58. First pair of trainers: um...don't remember, a pair of filas?

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: study more physics
62. Listening to: I can't do it alone :D
63. Waiting on: my fingers to finish this trash

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: no!
65. Get Married?: currently NO
66. Career?: don't really know...novelist? or doc or wdv

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes!
68. Hugs or kisses: kisses!
69. Shorter or taller: Taller obviously
70. Older or Younger: Youth is full of pleasure, age is full of care, AGE I DO ABHOR THEE
71. Romantic or spontaneous: spon spon :D
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: ARMS
73. Sensitive or loud: for what?!
74. Hook-up or relationship: latter
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: TROUBLEMAKER!! ima troublemaker, not a doubletaker.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: no, but kissed by, yes
77. Drank hard liquor: YEAH 15% alcohol
78. Lost glasses/contacts: a bit, contacts went up my eyelids and i thought i lost them, searched around, gave up then touched my eyelid, then pop!
79. Sex on first date: awesome!
80. Broken someone's heart: several, ah..more than one i'm sure
82. Been arrested: by the prefect dogs
83. Turned someone down: mmhm
84. Cried when someone died: not yet
85. Fallen for a friend?: don't remember, i should think yes?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: hell yeah
87. Miracles: mmhm
88. Love at first sight: KIDNAP MY HEART!
89. Heaven: obviously
90. Santa Claus: go eat shi-
91. Kiss on the first date: sweet
92. Angels: uh hur

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: .....can i not answer this?
95. Did you sing today?: oh yes! thunder :D
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: yeah, hey no one's prefect!
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: far enough back to when they first started giving out nobel prizes! then i'd win them all!!
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? : well i so CAN! just reading my old posts
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: noo
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: go eat shi-

THE ERA OF TAGS END HERE! GOODNIGHT PEOPLE!
damn the cat who tagged me...

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And my hom-- and my homies all singin' to it,
3oh...3oh!3,

I ain't callin' for a close-up,
No clubs, no cars, bitches with the nose jobs,
No dubs, no stars,
I'm 'a do it how I always have;
Whiskey in a 40 bag,
Pissin' in the alleyway out back where the party's at,
I'm 'a spend it on a new whip, new hat, new kicks,
Bitches with the huge tits, new gat, new slips,
I'm 'a do it how I always do;
Sleep until the break of noon,
Wakin' just to make it through another night of shakin' you

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,

I ain't signin' on a new lease,
No cooks, no keys,
Models with the nose bleeds,
White lace, gold beads,
I'm 'a run it like a marathon;
Party 'til I'm 50,
Wake up on my parent's
Them cops still out to get me,
And I ain't sippin' on a mixed drink, pinkie out, lips pink,
Talkin' to a rich skank filled up like a sperm bank,
I'm 'a go where I always go;
Drinks are on the house,
Whiskey's on the rocks while your sister's on my mouth,

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go

And if I was a rich man,
I'd never been to sea,
Could I take you anyways,
Would you come with me, baby?
And if I was a sick man,
I'd never meant to be,
Would you love me anyways,
And would you marry me?

I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,
I mean what can I say,
Three babies in the backseat singin' to you,
Hey Dj, won't you play that song for me,
And turn it up on your radio,
I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go

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Laaa exams tomorrow and I'm damn high.
Second turtle died, with its MOUTH OPEN!
wdv, I shall mourn for it by eating seaweed.
Projects projects projects piling up. like, wow.
EST, LIT x2, English, Hist.

Addmaths! first thing in the morning. then moral, then recess, then chi.
Come LA, I scared you isssit!?
actually i AM scared, I don't want to fail or anything but like i said
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a hoe,
Never trust a hoe,
Won't trust cuz a hoe won't trust me.