THE EPIC HONG KONG TRIP POST
(It's actually not that epic after all)


10% narcissism, 20% fail posting, 50% pictures and 20% bad grammar.

Yep, you read it right bub.
I'll split it into different chapters due to its immenserosity! I refuse to use the word immensity.

Chapter 1 in which we see John and his happy family scrambling into the car.
Our story begins the way how all stories ought to begin.That was at the airport. Mum and dad had in but we couldn't. So I spent my last few moments in Malaysia playingtill my battery went kong. Then I listened to some music amidst the hustle and bustle of airport un-life.

Chapter 2 in which they board the airship of happiness ( I mean, this IS a happy story, right?)



Technically speaking, a sunrise in the sky is so much better. The details, oh so crisp and my phone camera is phail.

Note to self, do not ever preorder nasi lemak on a flight.

Chapter 3 which comes after quite a bit of turbulence and pressurized ear canal.
The very first noticeable thing was the earblock, after which have been settled, the cold. I mean, it was already on the plane but I figured it was the attitude.
It. Wasn't.
Freakin cold on the walkway. There weren't any heaters see? But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Immigration and customs were oh so bothersome. As in, a lot of nasty people.

Chapter 4 in which they finally escape the custom officers of doom happiness.
It's the one on the RIGHT you blur heads.
Hotel first, checked in and lingered in the room. Then went shopping :D
It's actually a hotel-cum-shopping mall. Then MAKAN!
Food Repubic, never to return again!

Looks nice isn't it? Look again.


Start the screaming people!!

Chapter 5 which obviously comes after the screaming.
Cable car! It was...horrendous,appalling, disturbing, harrowing and lets stop with the -ings.

Wo-ah Wo-ah!

Chapter 6 in which we see our heroes leave the claustrophobic box-on-a-line.
Our heroes have held out till they saw that certain light, and no, not the one Kesha gives out.



Wah hahaha!!!
Chapter 7 in which they return to the box-on-a-line and (babeh we're goin) downdowndowndown
More shopping and dinner and the day closes there :D

Part II
Chapter 8 in which they do nothing but walk around the freakin city for hours then go back to the hotel.
Chapter 9 in which they visit Disneyland ( this I gotta write)
Okay so, mum bought the colourful pictures for a freakin ex price.
I got mickey :D
Okay I don't wanna spend too long on this chapter : First we took the MTR to disneyland station, alighted, took a freakin amount of pictures of the signs and water deco whatever. Went in, took another shi-load of picts. Then had lunch. I'm gonna show you something explicit :

It tasted really bad. I mean, who puts a whole scallop in pumpkin soup?!
I've found out that censored things are the most explicit ones :D
I mean, why else would you censor an implicit picture?
But gosh..I never realized I took this! The pudding tasted horrible by the way.

Okay next we went for a joyride at the
ride. Then we saw Merlin! But he was talking in Canto so it's considered as a sort of fail?


Went for this theater thing after that, pretty realistic performance :D We were wearing our 3D glasses

Next we went for some rubbish safari ride where the "wild animals" were mostly fake shi-
But the fire in the firecave thing was cool, and kinda nearly singed off our eyebrows.
The buzzlightyear ride was more of a video game. We had lasers and were shooting targets. I got like 72k!! which was epic.

Went for the space mountain ride next. The queue was super long, but we never regretted. It was like..how to say.. a buffalo bill ride multiplied by a ten times. Exhilarating!
Undeterred, we bravely marched on and were rewarded with a few years off our total lifespan.
Went for another safari theater, boring. It was getting late. Rode the locomotive halfway round the place then went for the "It's a small world after all" ride. Stayed until 9 to watch the fireworks then we went back.
It was snowing fake snow then.

Chapter 9 a.k.a more shopping and boringness. actually not...
Evening, yes I skipped a whole day because I can and I WILL!
We went up the longest escalator during the day. But once the reached the top, we realized there were no de-escalators. FAIL! Dad had a backpain so we slowly walked down the provided stairs.
Stopped midway for lunch then continued on.
Finally reached the tram up to the Peak. Mum and dad went to buy tram tickets while brother bought the Madame Tussaud's + round trip combo tickets.
Went up to the Peak. The tram was...quite an experience actually.The buildings were totally slanted! (our perspective)
Chapter 10 :The Peak, duh.
Up there, it was cold. Bitter cold winds lashing about our already shivering frames.
Here's something normal bloggers wouldn't post on their blogs : I heeded the call of nature. But that was another experience in itself! While going to the lavatory, I felt a gust of bitter wind. "strange" I thought but continued on. Finally I reached the lavatory...and right opposite it was the door!
The door is magical. The door can read your mind. It can cure any diseases known to mankind. The door can see right into the depths of your thoughts!!! The door can see right into your soul!!!!
Just kidding. It was wide open and blasting freezing cold air. I was right up the mountain peak mind you.
Ate and bubba gump and something unexpected and totally unsafe to be written here happened.
Went up to the deck ( top of the top) and chilled..literally. Then we went back.
Madame Tussauds...was..so..freaking...HOT!! Burning! No aircond at all! How do they WORK THERE?!
There was a Scream museum which I went into ( brother was too scared) but it was totally unscary. Just noisy. The "performers" were all wearing face masks so I knew who to look out for. Heck,I even had a conversation with one of them inside!
Picts in Fb, and I have lots more but only for private use.
Chapter 11 in which they go home. Really.
We went home...
Chapter 12, Malaysia, truly a burning furnace!
The first thing I noticed was the heat. The freaking. Hot. Stuffy. Airport.
I hate it, started sweating non-stop.
And that's the end of that. Wah hahaha!!!
This one sucked man...I'm rushing see? School tomorrow, man.